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Icochet posted:What's the last thing you'd jack off to? If you knew you were gonna die in 15 minutes what would be the final entry in your search history? Lepers colony
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Nov 17, 2019 12:47
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For me probably Xenia Onatopp from Goldeneye, with the whole death loving people thing.
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Nov 17, 2019 14:32
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Icochet posted:What's the last thing you'd jack off to? If you knew you were gonna die in 15 minutes what would be the final entry in your search history? Margaret Thatcher. Thank you, I am now immortal.
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Nov 17, 2019 23:06
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lt_kennedy posted:Bless you fellow leg perv.   Icochet posted:What's the last thing you'd jack off to? If you knew you were gonna die in 15 minutes what would be the final entry in your search history? maybe that scene in preacher where cassidy makes out with that vampire dude, i don't know, 15 minutes is not a lot of time to get properly revved up especially if my impending death were on my mind
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Nov 18, 2019 03:35
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I used to be pretty excited by WWF Wrestler "The Godfather's" ring entries.
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Nov 18, 2019 03:51
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What do you think the last thing you'll ever jack off to will be? I'm hoping it's something that totally sums up the reflections of the good parts of my life. Like a scene in a sci-fi movie where a woman escapes an alien monster but her clothes are all torn up and she's running through a hallway in slow motion.
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Nov 18, 2019 04:06
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Grem posted:What do you think the last thing you'll ever jack off to will be? Holy poo poo someone posted this last page now I loving HATE myself
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Nov 18, 2019 04:07
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Grem posted:Holy poo poo someone posted this last page now I loving HATE myself It’ll be ok, just go jack off.
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Nov 18, 2019 04:09
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Oscar Wild posted:Margaret Thatcher. Thank you, I am now immortal. aye laddie ye mae thank me later    Same artist who did The Snowman, if you can believe it.
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Nov 18, 2019 04:16
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Grem posted:What do you think the last thing you'll ever jack off to will be? Ages ago there was a torrent somewhere called something like "couple_has_sex_then_a_doorbell_rings.avi" that I wanted to check out but didn't dare because of the incredibly specific kink that could rear it's head and ruin my life. I'd probably watch that.
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Nov 18, 2019 05:30
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Grem posted:What do you think the last thing you'll ever jack off to will be? Not sure exactly what, but the location for it will be kinda like the euthanasia centre in Soylent Green, but tailored for cranking out one last good nut so you can die without regret
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Nov 18, 2019 17:27
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Spins posted:I don't remember first, but early on (god help me) I would read Gor books until I got a *tingle* and then... That's pretty hot. Thanks for sharing.
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Nov 18, 2019 19:39
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For me it was a late night Cinemax flick starring a generic redhead.
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Nov 18, 2019 19:47
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Spins posted:I don't remember first, but early on (god help me) I would read Gor books until I got a *tingle* and then... Those Gor books were tons of fun as a kid. My parents were always so happy that I was reading.
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Nov 18, 2019 20:56
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*WHIPCRACK* YOU HAVE COME TO A WORLD CALLED PORN
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Nov 18, 2019 21:08
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Nov 19, 2019 10:26
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The first thing I ever jacked off to was a lava lamp. There were no sexual thoughts. Then later, I realized it was a lot more fun to think about naked ladies while I did it.
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Nov 19, 2019 12:33
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:The first thing I ever jacked off to was a lava lamp. There were no sexual thoughts. Then later, I realized it was a lot more fun to think about naked ladies while I did it. *furiously scribbles notes*
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Nov 20, 2019 05:41
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:The first thing I ever jacked off to was a lava lamp. There were no sexual thoughts. Then later, I realized it was a lot more fun to think about naked ladies while I did it. But your favorite type of lady is amorphous blob, right?
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Nov 20, 2019 06:50
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When I was a child, I used to slam my dick in the lid of my toybox, but that wasnt really masturbation. Probably first cranked it to that Spin magazine cover of Bjork where she had the big devil horns.
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Nov 20, 2019 08:48
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Big Centipede posted:When I was a child, I used to slam my dick in the lid of my toybox, but that wasnt really masturbation. How hard did you slam it? Did you damage your dick?
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Nov 20, 2019 17:12
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BigBadSteve posted:How hard did you slam it? Did you damage your dick? Hard enough to be memorable, but not hard enough to damage it.
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Nov 20, 2019 21:51
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Big Centipede posted:Probably first cranked it to that Spin magazine cover of Bjork where she had the big devil horns. drat, that is some cred right there!
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Nov 21, 2019 02:53
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Spins posted:I don't remember first, but early on (god help me) I would read Gor books until I got a *tingle* and then... Oh hell my friends and I read all of these in like 5th grade, we were clueless little dorks and just loved the fighting. As young and dumb as we were we could tell John Norman had something of a grudge against the ladies.
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Nov 21, 2019 02:57
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Myron Baloney posted:Oh hell my friends and I read all of these in like 5th grade, we were clueless little dorks and just loved the fighting. As young and dumb as we were we could tell John Norman had something of a grudge against the ladies. Wasn't he a middle school teacher or something?
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Nov 21, 2019 18:42
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Rad-daddio posted:Wasn't he a middle school teacher or something? A college philosophy professor if I remember correctly lol.
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Nov 21, 2019 18:44
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A big black chest of early 80's interracial anal group sex porn videos that I found in my parents closet.
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Nov 21, 2019 20:03
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Jay_Zombie posted:A big black chest of early 80's interracial anal group sex porn videos that I found in my parents closet. Haha hell yeah
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Nov 21, 2019 20:16
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Jay_Zombie posted:A big black chest of early 80's interracial anal group sex porn videos that I found in my parents closet. I found closet porn once and let me tell you it was pretty god damned yikes. First tape was okay. Corny 80's office porno called "Sexual Hot-assment." I still remember the title because even eleven year old me was like  . Second tape though was like some weird WHITE COCK thing that was just really jarring and actually wierded me out enough that I didn't even jerk it. I watched like ten minutes and was just like  .
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Nov 21, 2019 20:34
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Haha hell yeah It was like Christmas came twice that year, as I did, a thousand times over. Literally A Person posted:I found closet porn once and let me tell you it was pretty god damned yikes. I remember two in particular, Jungle fever, which was all white dudes and black chicks, and I Love You Tracy which spent what seemed like a very long time focusing on the narrator/voyeur stroking his hog and talking in really bad french accent. There was also an instructional video on anal.
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Nov 21, 2019 21:53
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Jay_Zombie posted:It was like Christmas came twice that year, as I did, a thousand times over. I never understood those sex instructional videos. Like, if you're gonna get busted with porn stuff at least don't have stuff that makes you look incompetent.
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Nov 21, 2019 22:12
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Rad-daddio posted:I never understood those sex instructional videos. Like, if you're gonna get busted with porn stuff at least don't have stuff that makes you look incompetent. "Hello! Didn't see you there 😉. Let's talk about anal, shall we? Ha ha ha now hang on, Sport. I know what you're thinking: isn't that where poop comes from??"
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Nov 21, 2019 22:25
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Infidel Castro posted:Retard masturbators can rest easy knowing they're electric and far less likely to start a fire than a gas range. Someone linked me a YouTube of an actual retard masturbator the other day. I thought it was just a GBS meme. But nope. They exist. An actual vid of someone jacking a retard. Well he might have MS. whatever the case, he wasn't able to do it himself.
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Nov 21, 2019 23:04
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eliza mazardo from gargoyles
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Nov 21, 2019 23:06
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Waltzing Along posted:Someone linked me a YouTube of an actual retard masturbator the other day. I thought it was just a GBS meme. But nope. They exist. "so you work from home OP" still one of the funniest loving things ever
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Nov 21, 2019 23:10
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:"so you work from home OP" still one of the funniest loving things ever It was my first time being on the ground floor of a legendary own taking place in real time. It was literally the second post in the thread IIRC
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Nov 21, 2019 23:24
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Bust Rodd posted:It was my first time being on the ground floor of a legendary own taking place in real time. It was literally the second post in the thread IIRC Link the thread
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Nov 21, 2019 23:29
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Rad-daddio posted:I never understood those sex instructional videos. Like, if you're gonna get busted with porn stuff at least don't have stuff that makes you look incompetent. Well I didn't know it was an instructional video at first. It wasn't labeled. Imagine your average gonzo anal porn, but with 4th wall breaking. a peck of pickled peckers posted:"Hello! Didn't see you there 😉. Let's talk about anal, shall we? Ha ha ha now hang on, Sport. I know what you're thinking: isn't that where poop comes from??" That's not far off, except the dude had a full on 70's porno 'stache, and he was balls deep in some girl with a full poof bush between her legs. So it was more like "Hello! *slapslap* Didn't see you there *grunt*;. Let's talk about*slapslap* anal, shall we?*slapslap* Ha ha ha now hang on,*slapslap* Sport.*ungh* I know what you're thinking:*slapslap* isn't that where poop comes from??*slapslap* Well. Yes *slapslap* but it's also so much more!*slapslap*" It was loving hilarious.
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Nov 21, 2019 23:49
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Waltzing Along posted:Someone linked me a YouTube of an actual retard masturbator the other day. I thought it was just a GBS meme. But nope. They exist. was your monitor on?
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Jay_Zombie posted:Well I didn't know it was an instructional video at first. It wasn't labeled. Imagine your average gonzo anal porn, but with 4th wall breaking. Lmao this is excellent
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