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The Bloop posted:Sears and JCP catalogs, yup your avatar, but a titty in the reflection of the pupil
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Nov 3, 2019 02:51
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The Bloop posted:Sears and JCP catalogs, yup yep, and if I was home alone on Friday night maybe Daisy Duke. Thanks CBS.
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Nov 3, 2019 02:52
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Icochet posted:Back in the 90s TV ads for shampoo were rife with bare tits. Almost every ad break was an opportunity for self pollution I remember I was sick once and there was a constant like, infomercial for some shampoo regimen thing on TV and it featured a woman in a shower stall that started at her knees and topped off just enough to see cleavage, and it was like twenty minutes of this woman who looked like Eva Longoria (tho years before) just lathering the hell out of herself, while two women next to her talked about shampoo. Oh, and then it would cut to like, the inventor or something and it was an extremely hot milf-y redhead woman in a leopard print dress. Great stuff for being 13.
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Nov 3, 2019 03:20
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Leopard?
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Nov 3, 2019 03:26
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Nov 3, 2019 03:34
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rip alexis silver
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Nov 3, 2019 04:48
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Bust Rodd posted:I once babysat a kid who asked me to go grab a book from his book bag and at 13 he had a secondary spare book bag kind of shoved behind his desk full of hardcore fetish porn that he had printed out in color using his dads office computer. I felt super bad about it and tried to put it back exactly where I found it and let him stay up like half an hour past his bedtime. carefully; he's a hero
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Nov 3, 2019 05:17
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I can't believe of all the memories I've forgotten and lost to the ether that I remember this It was a website https://www.mpg1982.com that I had to type in to an AOL portal because I didn't know what a web browser was. It was a mix of real and fake jpegs of the female WWF wrestlers of the 90s and the classic WCW Nitro Girls.
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Nov 3, 2019 05:32
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Nov 3, 2019 07:35
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even old version microwaves mom still got them perky tits
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Nov 3, 2019 08:05
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When I was five years old I jacked off to that sexy llama from fortnite. It still haunts my wet dreams together with monster girls from minecraft.
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Nov 3, 2019 09:14
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Not the very first thing, but certainly among the first.
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Nov 3, 2019 20:26
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Mine was Vanessa Angel in Kingpin. It was pre-broadband.
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Nov 3, 2019 21:13
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inokichi posted:Mine was Vanessa Angel in Kingpin. It was pre-broadband. How about Vanessa Angel in Spies Like Us
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Nov 3, 2019 21:15
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Julius CSAR posted:How about Vanessa Angel in Spies Like Us Wow yeah I'd forgotten about her in that. Thanks for the memory
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Nov 3, 2019 21:31
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A Strange Aeon posted:Did you kill the prostitute afterwards to get your money back? I didn't even know to could get them in the car. I just looked at them walking down the street.
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Nov 3, 2019 23:34
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xui5CzY2X_o Woah I found it I still kinda wanna jack to it, it's as hot as it was when I was 13
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Nov 8, 2019 22:23
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Ah, good old nostalgia whacking.
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Nov 9, 2019 01:41
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speaking of nostalgia, i watched the Cobra starship "snakes on a plane" video and mid-00s william beckett brought back some serious memories
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xui5CzY2X_o I remember this one going out in the UK, “French style”. Dunno if a copy of the commercial exists anywhere. https://www.campaignlive.co.uk/article/no-63-neutralias-nipple/1181260
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The Bloop posted:Sears and JCP catalogs, yup  and i'd lay down in front of my bedroom door to prevent walkins. in like elementary school. Yes, I'm normal, why do you ask?
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Nov 9, 2019 19:31
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It was a movie called The Other Woman, directed by Jag Mundhra, probably better known here for his movie Hack-O-Lantern, a tongue-in-cheek horror movie featured in Red Letter Media’s Best of The Worst. It was a girl-on-girl scene iirc.
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Nov 9, 2019 22:20
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i've never jacked it so i'm fishing this thread for good suggestions
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Nov 14, 2019 23:28
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hard counter posted:i've never jacked it so i'm fishing this thread for good suggestions Perennial GBS favorite Lena Dunham
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I was just going to comment that Cheri Oteri is hotter butA Real Fucker posted:She was also so insecure and desperate that she would do anything. She would have been such an eager little slut for my cock. Godspeed OP
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Nov 15, 2019 00:28
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Your mom. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 15, 2019 01:21
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Can't stop laughing at the OP
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Nov 15, 2019 01:24
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Nice, the jerk off pervert thread is back on page 1. Good job everybody! Scramble porn was a good jack it source as a 6th grade sex maniac cum man. Sometimes the squiggles would line up just so, and you could kind of make out a nipple or a weird discolored purple or green rear end cheek depending on the signal.
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Nov 15, 2019 01:31
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Probably LOTR fan fiction of Legolas being railled by Aragorn, but probs promo images of Demi Moore in Striptease and whats her face in Showgirls. Leggy dames/gents/enbies with perfect tiddies and or gams that could spin kick God in the face  punt me plz.
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Nov 15, 2019 03:37
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lt_kennedy posted:Probably LOTR fan fiction of Legolas being railled by Aragorn, sam/frodo otp quote:Leggy dames/gents/enbies with perfect tiddies and or gams that could spin kick God in the face i didn't realize it was unusual to have a thing for gams until i saw people making fun of that brooke mceldowney comic where there are all these leggy ballerinas always dancing around this dorky gary stu character anyway, check out tyler glasnow when you have some spare time
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Nov 15, 2019 04:22
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Not the first thing I masturbated two but the funniest early thing I masturbated to was when I took a sprite of Twelve from Street Fighter III and drew a penis on him in MS Paint
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Nov 15, 2019 22:33
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Been a lot of talk about woods porn, but what about parking lot porn? In the mid-80s I found a magazine in a K-Mart parking lot when I was about 15; first thing I ever saw that showed full penetration. It wasn't anything I'd ever heard of, like Penthouse, Hustler, OUI, etc. -- no ads or articles, just black & white pictures. It was like the clouds parted and a celestial light shown down from above.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Perennial GBS favorite Lena Dunham Even the thought of this gave me an innie.
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Nov 17, 2019 00:12
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Teela from the live action He Man movie.
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Nov 17, 2019 00:49
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Pretty sure it was Moira Quirk from GUTS because goddamn.
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Nov 17, 2019 03:30
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Quite A Tool posted:Pretty sure it was Moira Quirk from GUTS because goddamn. Yeah, drat.. forgot about mo. We're gonna smush on top of the crayyyyg you mark my words.
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Nov 17, 2019 05:42
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YeahTubaMike posted:sam/frodo otp Bless you fellow leg perv.
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What's the last thing you'd jack off to? If you knew you were gonna die in 15 minutes what would be the final entry in your search history?
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Icochet posted:What's the last thing you'd jack off to? If you knew you were gonna die in 15 minutes what would be the final entry in your search history? The front page, just to be contrarian Maybe some specific goons' LC entries if I wanted to be performatively edgy in the most pathetic way possible
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