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Is prison rape really as common as the memes would have us believe? Every time some psycho teenager gets arrested after shooting up a school, people across the internet will be talking about what'll happen to him, but does it really? e: Huh, that's... that's some snype.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 16:39 |
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Bust Rodd posted:(To head off a potential derail, he was in prison for a murder that he did commit and was convicted for, but it was self-defense and gang-related. He isn’t that kind of person anymore and we’re giving him a loving and safe environment without any of that negativity, and he’s absolutely stoked to come home and live a nice normal life.) Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. It would probably be best if they put him back in prison, on account of his previous bad behavior.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 16:39 |
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Show him how good video game graphics have gotten, but show him a PS2 game or something. He'll still be really impressed and will believe you.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 16:43 |
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Smackdillion posted:I'd love to know what exactly he plans to do with himself having a murder conviction on his record and basically zero skills necessary for the modern world. OP mentioned that he was getting training in welding. If he’s got a good work ethic he can make some good money in a few years in a role that still has good demand.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 16:43 |
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amaze and astound him with the knowledge that kirk douglas is still alive. I've had that gnarly old dude in the celebrity death pool for years. you cant live forever kirk!
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 17:03 |
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As a man frozen in time since the late '90s he will surely be reeling for days once he learns the fate of Fruitopia. Allow him to heal; it was not easy for any of us.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 17:04 |
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kecske posted:amaze and astound him with the knowledge that kirk douglas is still alive. use this happy fact to soften the blow of telling him that Miss Cleo has passed on
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 17:05 |
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Just teach him a bunch of Fortnite dances and he'll fit right in.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 17:05 |
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What kind of food are you guys gonna get? Are you going to bbq? Maybe go out and get all you can eat Korean bbq or Brazilian bbq
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 17:09 |
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i know when he went inside it really seemed that Chris Kattan was going places -- don't tell him about Chris Kattan.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 17:12 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNUPn1rt3Ac
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 17:13 |
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Teach him to hide his evidence better for when he re offends.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 17:17 |
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Bonaventure posted:i know when he went inside it really seemed that
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 17:17 |
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Bonaventure posted:but he just left lol this ruled
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 17:18 |
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Don't make him answer any questions before you get the man a beer, a prostitute, and a cigarette if he smokes.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 17:26 |
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Ask him about his experiences with Peter Gazers, Mad Gunners and getting them cheeks busted
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 17:26 |
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Tell him he needs to eat rear end like a champ if he's going to date. Speaking of which, pick up some good kegel exercisers off Amazon and a tube of alum for his own turd cutter.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 17:29 |
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Sunswipe posted:Is prison rape really as common as the memes would have us believe? Every time some psycho teenager gets arrested after shooting up a school, people across the internet will be talking about what'll happen to him, but does it really? a Sunswipe snype From what I've been told by the few folks I know who did time, a vast majority of the hot prison sex is consensual. Some stuff I've read online confirms that more or less. ...however, I'd assume that the actual amount of prison rape is probably vastly under-reported since: 1. it would lead to the victim being a snitch 2. it would likely also lead to the victim getting raped even more
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 17:32 |
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Congrats on getting your family back together OP
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 17:36 |
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Hi OP. Just chiming in to remind you to warn him about all the sorts of internet dangers (sounds stupid but I'm actually serious). He's a prime target for all sorts of frauds, scams, identity thefts, catfishing, Russian memes, Chinese WoW gold farmers, etc. Let him know the are a lot of nonprofit groups he can learn more about these scams from, such as LemonParty, etc... (it'll be a good internet primer lesson for him) Congrats on getting your bro back.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 18:41 |
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Teach him about bitcoins
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 18:57 |
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Smackdillion posted:I'd love to know what exactly he plans to do with himself having a murder conviction on his record and basically zero skills necessary for the modern world. he's a welder - also just as it happens, fabrication shops have no issue hiring ex-cons because it's non client facing skilled manual work.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 19:00 |
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Make sure to get him a PC and an Android phone and not an iPhone because the Apple ecosystem is dumb and bad.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 19:02 |
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An Android? Hasn’t this man suffered enough?
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 19:05 |
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Make sure he feeds his Neopet, OP
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 19:10 |
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Tell him he can still log in to his Everquest account and that he needs to grind 20 years worth of gear to get ready for the new expansion.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 19:10 |
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Hope you've kept his tamagotchi alive and happy or else it's gonna be really awkward
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 19:12 |
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does he want to join my gang?
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 19:13 |
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Mozi posted:ask him how hard he is, what's the hardest he ever was in prison, how do you get really hard in prison, was everyone else as hard as he was, and did everyone talk about how hard they were all the time? This will involve much discussion of the etiquette of dropping bars of soap strategically.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 19:14 |
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Rad-daddio posted:a Sunswipe snype *changes name to Sunsnype*
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 19:18 |
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They had mcdonald's pizza in 1999.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 19:24 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Lol you’re brother didn’t miss poo poo actually. Fuckin prison planet shame parade for most of that time in America at least. Honestly in the course of recent history he basically picked the best 20 years to miss out on.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 19:27 |
Tindr. Or grindr, but its been 20 years and these made the casual sex he wants way easier. Hell, you can legit say you're a murderous ex con on your profile and get laid. Welding was smart, about half our welders are ex cons.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 19:27 |
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Commit murder and pin it on him instead. Free pass!!
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 19:29 |
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Nazis are back. Juggaloes are allies. Stay off Twitter. Companies listen and market to everything we do through our phones.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 19:29 |
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This video was on no such list, so I skipped it.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 19:36 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Honestly in the course of recent history he basically picked the best 20 years to miss out on. they have sort of inverse worth because of how much worse its gonna get though.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 19:36 |
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Show him how the gay agenda won by doing anal w him.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 20:12 |
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Pretty sure the sterling achievement for the past 20 years has been Fallout New Vegas. Mr. Dick's hard pressed to think of much else that hasn't been a terrible marker on the spiral towards end game late stage capitalism.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 20:14 |
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Smackdillion posted:I'd love to know what exactly he plans to do with himself having a murder conviction on his record and basically zero skills necessary for the modern world. My son is an Ironworker and works with lots of ex-cons. All they care about is can you pass a drug test and do the work.
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