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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Is prison rape really as common as the memes would have us believe? Every time some psycho teenager gets arrested after shooting up a school, people across the internet will be talking about what'll happen to him, but does it really?

e: Huh, that's... that's some snype.

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Rad-daddio posted:

a Sunswipe snype :haw:


From what I've been told by the few folks I know who did time, a vast majority of the hot prison sex is consensual. Some stuff I've read online confirms that more or less.

...however, I'd assume that the actual amount of prison rape is probably vastly under-reported since:

1. it would lead to the victim being a snitch
2. it would likely also lead to the victim getting raped even more

*changes name to Sunsnype*

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Then show him the Kardashians.
Are you trying to make him kill again?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Is he going to use a wallet, or will he just continue to hide stuff in his rear end?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Bust Rodd posted:

Our state is weird, going to a club or a topless bar would be a parole violation but sports bars like a Buffalo Wild Wings or even a Dave & Buster’s is fine.

Also he’s really not ready for that many people. He can handle maybe 15-20 minutes in a grocery store before he just freaks out a little. He’s way more interested in nature and stuff.

The first thing he did after getting home was come meet my dogs. He hasn’t gotten to touch an animal in 20 years, so the dogs are very special to him and he spends as much time playing with them as he can.

Could you stop posting this heartwarming stuff, some of us are trying to joke about horrible prison stuff here.

(I hope things work out for your brother)

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Big Beef City posted:

... The us Navy literally confirmed UFO's a little while back.
It was in the news cycle for a couple weeks.
Later the Navy was like "yeah we didn't really want to admit that but it's true"

They released gun cam footage of them and cockpit audio of the pilots talking about them.

I'm not making this up.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/18/politics/navy-confirms-ufo-videos-trnd/index.html

"Sometimes people see something and don't know what it is" isn't an earth-shattering revelation.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Is a prison library extensive enough to allow for specific tastes in reading material, or is it just a case of reading anything you can find? My cousin used to be a sailor in nuclear submarines, and he'd take whatever books he could get his hands on as after a few months at sea, you'll read anything. Apparently, one of the highlights was sometimes meeting up with another sub months into a tour and swapping books with them.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
What's the porn situation like inside? Does any get smuggled in, is it valuable?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Cessna posted:

You might also consider getting him Red Dead Redemption and its sequel.

He's already done 20 years in prison, I think that's enough punishment.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Tim Whatley posted:

Tell him the rear end in a top hat from Home Alone 2 is now our president and then call him a boomer

Was there any character that wasn't an rear end in a top hat in Home Alone 2?

Can we get an idea of what the economy is like inside? Like, what sort of exchange rate there is: 20 cigarettes for a porn mag or whatever. Are there people or organisations who will let you have something on credit, and what happens if you don't pay them back? I do know from playing Dead To Rights that you can get some cigs by lifting the most weights in the gym, and for beating up the guy who's picking on Timmy.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
What does your brother think about Epstein's death?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
You can't leave us hanging on the Tekashi thing, that would be criminal.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
How many cigarettes we gotta pay your brother for these stories?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

That Works posted:

Let's do an experiment, put this guy on probation and see what happens.

They sound very certain, so maybe they should :toxx: on it.

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
When the guy who got his rear end kicked by an eighty-two year-old woman gets to prison, he's absolutely going to be someone's bitch, right? How much trouble is he going to have once word gets around?

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