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1. Everyone has little pocket computers that have cameras. Sometimes, you can use them to make phone calls. 2. There's this online service called Twitter, where racist celebrities can commit career sepukku with a minimum of effort. You can also do this from your pocket computer. 3. Don't make phone calls with your pocket computer unless totally necessary. Most people use the integrated telegraph function on their pocket computers to talk to each other. You can also send pictures of your dick and or vagina to other pocket counter users. This will likely result in you sending said pic to a random family member. 4. That Trump guy from Home Alone 2 runs the country now. We're still all laugh/crying about it. 5. We sort of have self driving cars, but they're better known for catching fire and falling apart in hillarious ways. Also the same guy who is responsible for them is making space rockets. 6. People take way too many pictures of themselves with their pocket computers. Sometimes you can make money as an "influencer" with you pocket computer. 7. We still don't have flying cars. We did get a hoverboard, but it's just a stupid motorized set of wheels that are mainly used to injure friends and family. They also are known to randomly catch fire. This makes for funny videos that are recorded via pocket computer. 8. You can play video games with anyone in the world, as long as they aren't in the same room as you. 9. The internet is basically a public utility, but it's usually delivered by the same lovely infrastructure that existed before world war 2. You'll probably have the same bandwidth that you did back in the late 90's if you don't live in LA or NY. 10. The government is probably tracking your every move. Not because you're an ex con, they just track all of us. For our safety, you see. 11. Private companies also track what we do with our pocket computers. This information is then used to sell us other pocket computers and pocket computer-related goods and services.
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Sunswipe posted:Is prison rape really as common as the memes would have us believe? Every time some psycho teenager gets arrested after shooting up a school, people across the internet will be talking about what'll happen to him, but does it really? a Sunswipe snype  From what I've been told by the few folks I know who did time, a vast majority of the hot prison sex is consensual. Some stuff I've read online confirms that more or less. ...however, I'd assume that the actual amount of prison rape is probably vastly under-reported since: 1. it would lead to the victim being a snitch 2. it would likely also lead to the victim getting raped even more
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