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Sleeveless posted:Rats get literally the opposite, which is one more reason why they're better than us. Uh, sounds the same as humans dude. A teen learning to drive and figuring it out in an empty lot is also gonna be stoked. It's when you must drive, for extended periods, with other people in cars crowding around you, that people get road rage. I guarantee you change this setting such that there are many rats in cars, and the only way they can get to their food or their nest is by car, and they are getting in each other's way and jammed in traffic, and this happens day after day, those rats will rage the gently caress out
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TEACH THE RATS BUMPER CARS NOW
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Oct 25, 2019 22:07
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i like the idea of a bunch of rats honking and beeping at each other trying to get to the food dispenser
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Oct 25, 2019 22:18
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substantially more research needs to be done on this subject, and as much of it as possible should be filmed
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Chomp8645 posted:Uh, sounds the same as humans dude. teach the rat driving laws via positive reinforcement with cocaine as the reward and watch those rats never ever gently caress up a turn signal
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Oct 25, 2019 22:53
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Why did this study only cover tiny cars?
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Found the car chassis.
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Oct 25, 2019 23:08
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How does it control the tiny car? Are there pedals?
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Oct 25, 2019 23:09
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They step on copper wires and complete a circuit. They have learned to turn the car as well.
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also fish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbNmL6hSNKw
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pixaal posted:They step on copper wires and complete a circuit. They have learned to turn the car as well. this is specisism against rats they can use wheels just like us humans
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It's described as a copper wire, so it sounded like a raw copper wire instead of anything a human would use. They could make little peddles but this looks like a very poorly funded research.
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matrocious posted:Valuable research. Wonder how much it cost. It proves that being able ti drive makes everyone happy. Thus, anti-car activists are enemies of human happiness
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Oct 25, 2019 23:32
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Tom Gorman posted:eatin trash and haulin rear end
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Oct 25, 2019 23:32
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Put a hamster in one to see if it rolls it down an embankment.
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While human drivers are busy browsing instagram and Elon Musk's cars debate among themselves who to run over, we will disrupt the car market with rat-driven cars. For a safe and secure road.
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Tony Snark posted:Put a hamster in one to see if it rolls it down an embankment. a hamster would just figure out how to re-route the exhaust into the cab and kill itself
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matrocious posted:Valuable research. Wonder how much it cost. Its either the AI drones or the little rat cars delivering your stuff from Amazon.
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how long until the Rats are making all of the rules
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R.L. Stine posted:how long until the Rats are making all of the rules They already control the senate.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:They already control the senate. lol politics
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move bitch get out the way
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cheese, peas, or fees nobody rides for free
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Feeling like a rat in a cage in another cage. Despite my road rage I am still just a rat in a cage
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Stinky_Pete posted:Pretty socially irresponsible message here imo Wondered how long it’d be before the car ban brigade showed up
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Rats in a colony build cool little highways to resources, so I'm pretty sure we could build a Sim city map with rats
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Sneak peek at newest Waymo prototype and it's just a bunch of sleepy rats under the hood.
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quote:Learning to drive seemed to relax the rats. The researchers assessed this by measuring levels of two hormones: corticosterone, a marker of stress, and dehydroepiandrosterone, which counteracts stress. The ratio of dehydroepiandrosterone to corticosterone in the rats’ faeces increased over the course of their driving training. FROM THE DAwn of time rats have loved the freedom of tooling around in little cars, but they never knew until humanity came along and made little cars for them. So that's one thing we got going for us.
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Stinky_Pete posted:Pretty socially irresponsible message here imo It's okay, they are electric cars.
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if i woke up to find my car was full of rats you can bet i'd be calling pest control, pronto
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just viral marketing, smdh
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Give them little horns please They'll just beep them nonstop and their anxiety will be so low. Which is to say, I agree. Please do it, scientists.
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Oct 26, 2019 04:48
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This makes sense because sometimes I just get in my car and drive on quiet back roads and look at trees and houses Also it is adorable and I love it
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Quick, somebody tell Gary Newman
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BexGu posted:Its either the AI drones or the little rat cars delivering your stuff from Amazon. think big, not small rats driving the flying drones
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Oct 29, 2019 11:35
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Despite all my road-rage I am still just a rat in a cage
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Motorized rats will be unstoppable, and I would welcome our new overlords.
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Rats vs Intelligent Blob who would win?
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