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marathon Stairmaster sesh
Apr 28, 2009

ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT

DNKROZ!
*Becones Scrondinger's Duke in constant flux of pain and death after running out of jetpack fuel (or was unlimited jetpack tied to a different different cheat)*

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

EXTREMely problematic

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
"HELP IM TRAPPED ON A CD A DEFUNCT MEDIA FORMAT" - Duke

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

blow up my rear end (20 years of disinterest)

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Breitbart Is Rightbart, I served with Duke Nukem, I knew Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem was a friend of mine. Breitbart Is Rightbart, you are no Duke Nukem.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

it's time to umm... it's time to.... it is time to .. ahem.. it's time to chew... gently caress

stump collector
May 28, 2007
*works from home*

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
My name is Axemaniac and I’m here to piss in your mouth

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

COME GET SOME of the afterthought spinoff game made in a 25 year old engine released in 2019 that was better than my lovely rear end game that took 15 years to make :dukedoge:

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



"I must say, it's very careless of these Alien Pig Cops leaving all these keycards lying around."

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

drat, you're ugly! where all the PAAG at??

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgTcYDheix8&t=80s

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqmbgUKltMg

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Duke 3D multiplayer was fun until someone memorized every spawn point on the map and placed trip mines on all of them.

All the Build3D games had epic weapons, like the portable nuke in Shadow Warrior or the spray cans and flare gun in Blood. Modern games with their stupid "realism" took all the fun out of virtual murder :mad:

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
It's time to eat rear end

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

Donovan Trip posted:

It's time to eat rear end

It's time to eat rear end and chew rear end... and I'm all out of rear end.

Time to go to the rear end store.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

*poor LGR-like imitation of Duke Nukem* "Oh yeah. This windows 98 machine has BALLS OF STEEL"

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Remember that time the Duke Nukem voice actor tried organising a Duke Nukem themed Caribbean cruise and then got really bummed out and he had to cancel it after no one bought tickets?

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
hail to the king, baby

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

"Give us back our chicks you alien bastards!"

(Gets chicks back but they are all pregnant)

"Give us child support you alien bastards!"

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

I don't have time to post in this thread

I've got posts of poo poo

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice
Pour those cummies 💦 on 🔛 my rear end 🍑 and I won't give you any sass!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Donovan Trip posted:

It's time to eat rear end

Yeah piece of rear end

Korthal
May 26, 2011

:dukedoge: I don't care if they're fake, I prefer my breasts laaaarge

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL
All Hail Duke! Duke Is Life!

joebuddah
Jan 30, 2005
Did all those people that can were forever banned get unbanned

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry
More like Duke Nukum.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

duke nocum

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
*uses my Shrink Gun and Expander Gun to fulfill the kinks of tons of internet perverts and gets rich*

Shake it baby

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*gets hernia trying to give Gordon Freeman a wedgie*

Quote
Feb 2, 2005
God drat I want to play some duke3D now. What's the best way to experience it in 2019? Any hd texture packs or remasters? Hail to the king, baby.

marathon Stairmaster sesh
Apr 28, 2009

ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT

Quote posted:

God drat I want to play some duke3D now. What's the best way to experience it in 2019? Any hd texture packs or remasters? Hail to the king, baby.

Randy Pitchford destroyed the DN3D mod community via World Tour being incompatable with older mods. Hope you bought Megaton edition on Steam before World Tour replaced it.:shepspends:

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Shake it for me baby

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I've got balls of steel.

Quote
Feb 2, 2005

marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:

Randy Pitchford destroyed the DN3D mod community via World Tour being incompatable with older mods. Hope you bought Megaton edition on Steam before World Tour replaced it.:shepspends:

Okay. Now pretend I have no idea what those words mean.

e: I know what steam is

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:

Randy Pitchford destroyed the DN3D mod community via World Tour being incompatable with older mods. Hope you bought Megaton edition on Steam before World Tour replaced it.:shepspends:

pretty sure i've still got the atomic edition CD buried somewhere

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

let's-a go!

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I've got balls of steel.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Quote posted:

God drat I want to play some duke3D now. What's the best way to experience it in 2019? Any hd texture packs or remasters? Hail to the king, baby.

Doom is better

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



olives black posted:

Doom is better

Lol no

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