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Being less of a sex pest than Randy Pitchford
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Oct 27, 2019 02:53
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OH YEAH BABY. TIME TO PLAY WITH MYSELF IN THIS GAME WHILE TWO TWINS PLAY WITH MY B-B-BALLS!
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Oct 27, 2019 03:26
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I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL BALLS- BALLS- BALLS- BALLS OF STEEL
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Oct 27, 2019 04:20
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drat, you’re ugly
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Oct 27, 2019 04:23
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vyst posted:Lol no I'm Duke Nukem, and my favorite game to play is Hexen, as Parias the cleric.
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Oct 27, 2019 04:32
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im duke nukems handicapped cousin luke dookem
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Oct 27, 2019 05:07
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Hmm, don't have time to play with my rear end
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Oct 27, 2019 07:19
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I've got balls of steel.
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Oct 27, 2019 10:55
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Quote posted:God drat I want to play some duke3D now. What's the best way to experience it in 2019? Any hd texture packs or remasters? Hail to the king, baby. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE_BuJXAHXQ the switch off the characters is great, makes some of the hardest levels less frustrating the original levels of this mod are not good unfortunately, they arnt horrible but you can tell they arnt made by pros, but the original episodes as played with the mod, its 10/10 it also makes the game a bit "problematic" but its no worse than the original when it came out to make up for this the modder should have included an option to replace all of the dancing stripper women with greasy twinks BLOW IT OUT YOUR rear end numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 11:01 on Oct 27, 2019 |
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Oct 27, 2019 10:58
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vyst posted:Lol no Actually yes. The guns sound like guns and not wet poo poo hitting an oil drum, the enemy pain states clearly convey when you're actually hitting something, and the gameplay stays in its lane with 2.5D shooting rather than trying to add a bunch of 3D elements that don't really work because the engine isn't up to it. Duke Nukem 3D is overrated. olives black fucked around with this message at 13:48 on Oct 27, 2019 |
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Oct 27, 2019 13:36
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olives black posted:Actually yes. The guns sound like guns and not wet poo poo hitting an oil drum, the enemy pain states clearly convey when you're actually hitting something, and the gameplay stays in its lane with 2.5D shooting rather than trying to add a bunch of 3D elements that don't really work because the engine isn't up to it. i already posted the Doom mod where you can play as Duke Nukem but here is also the Duke Nukem mod that allows you to play as Doom guy: https://www.moddb.com/mods/operation-multiverse there is no need to argue on this subject!
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Oct 27, 2019 14:21
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I"ve come to eat rear end and chew bum. You have a nice rear end.
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Oct 27, 2019 16:11
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The Postal Dude is cooler. Buttsauce!
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Oct 27, 2019 17:06
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Nuke Dukem
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Oct 27, 2019 18:50
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drat, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my rear end
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Oct 27, 2019 19:09
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Im gonna tug on your balls and spit on your dick
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Oct 27, 2019 19:17
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Duke Nukem as a franchise seems like it was designed by danny mcbride's character from eastbound and down
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Oct 27, 2019 19:22
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Relayer posted:Duke Nukem as a franchise seems like it was designed by danny mcbride's character from eastbound and down You’ve got the order reversed
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Oct 27, 2019 21:43
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it's time to chew rear end
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Oct 28, 2019 00:03
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So, how about them Olsen Twins?
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Oct 28, 2019 00:10
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Moses was a black man. In Africa. If you repeat this fact. They can't laugh at ya.
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Oct 28, 2019 01:16
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I've got balls of steel! ...it's a serious medical condition why isn't anybody helping me???
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Oct 28, 2019 01:20
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I've got balls of steel.
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Oct 28, 2019 01:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asNcneOxjYg
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Oct 28, 2019 04:10
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I've got balls of steel. ha ha ha ha ha! get a load of this post!!!
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Oct 28, 2019 04:32
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r u ready to WALK posted:Modern games with their stupid "realism" took all the fun out of virtual murder FPS was my favorite genre for a long until Battlefield and CoD made everything boring. But yeah bring back Quake.
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Oct 28, 2019 04:41
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They need to do a Duke Nukem movie starring Bruce Campbell as Nukem. Bruce would essentially play his exact character from Ash vs. the Evil Dead but he'd be fighting aliens.
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Oct 28, 2019 07:18
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I'm gonna rip off your poo poo and poo poo down your poo poo I've got balls of shiiiiiiiitttttt
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Oct 28, 2019 11:31
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<on seeing a sign that promises big tits and big asses> "perfectly balanced, as all things should be"
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Oct 28, 2019 12:23
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drat...
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Oct 28, 2019 12:26
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Pastry of the Year posted:drat... 
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Oct 28, 2019 12:32
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<on finding a dead schlubby dad in a coat> I guess his particular set of skills werent enough
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Oct 28, 2019 12:35
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My name is Duke, and I’m here to PUKE!
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Oct 28, 2019 13:19
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https://youtu.be/JgmMC9qXOv8 It's pronounced Nukum. TheMostFrench fucked around with this message at 13:47 on Oct 28, 2019 |
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Oct 28, 2019 13:44
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its time to eat rear end, and THEN chew gum. do not chew the gum first. thats a rookie mistake.
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Oct 28, 2019 13:54
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*gets defeated by blue guy with green mullet
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Oct 28, 2019 15:46
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Please, call me Duke. Mr. Nukem is my father  
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Oct 28, 2019 17:00
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Remember kids: drink your milk, don't do drugs, stay in school, and blow it out your rear end
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Oct 28, 2019 17:04
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dsf posted:its time to eat rear end, and THEN chew gum. I came here to chew bubblegum, with my rear end
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