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(2019 Duke) *Cries*
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Oct 28, 2019 18:26
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BALLS
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Oct 28, 2019 19:05
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Oct 28, 2019 19:23
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*plays pool with bare hands*
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Oct 28, 2019 19:57
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Going to get home in time to watch Oprah.
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Oct 28, 2019 20:14
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numberoneposter posted:BALLS Bogus Adventure posted:rear end 
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Oct 28, 2019 20:34
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numberoneposter posted:*plays pool with bare hands* *pool ball gets in the hole" Ohohhh ohh yeah
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Oct 28, 2019 21:19
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*eschews dancers and bartender in strip club to focus on the gripping white-knuckle real-time news footage of the OJ Simpson police chase*
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Oct 28, 2019 22:14
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drat it... Come on you... Hnnnnggg... Oh gosh I'm peeing all the time and my prostate is the size of a watermelon but I don't wanna go to the doctor or he'll put something in my rear end! Oh gosh maybe I should just go. This is serious Duke, you could die if you don't. This could be the big one! I gotta go right now!! Hello doctor? Yes it's me again, it's Duke.
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Oct 28, 2019 22:25
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*chugs a six-pack of soda* Ahhh, full health, time to kick butt.
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Oct 28, 2019 22:26
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*settles down and has nuclear family*
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Oct 28, 2019 23:44
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Gotta get home in time to kick Oprah.
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Oct 28, 2019 23:57
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I remember once on ER, Doctor Greene was bemoaning the video game his daughter wanted for Christmas. "What's a Duke Nukem?" That was so loving cool.
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Oct 29, 2019 00:46
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*collects American footballs and floppy discs* *Shoots a turkey leg to turn it into a whole roast turkey* *does battle with Dr Proton*
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Oct 29, 2019 01:21
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After Duke had defeated all the alien scumbags, he finally gets to sit back and relax (something he hasn't done in months). That morning Duke is at his house sleeping, with a babe by his side. "Morning already?". Duke asked while he was yawning. The babe just lied there so Duke got some ice cold water in a bucket and threw it on her and she woke up throwing the blanket on the ground exposing her nakedness. "You gonna clean that up, or am I just gonna have to?" Duke asked the babe. "Ugh, I guess I will" the babe said as Duke grabbed her and puts her on the bed. "Lets rock!" Duke said as they started to have sex. After the sex he decided to go target practice down by the old abandoned subway. Gunshots were heard everywhere as Duke shot up the wall with his trusty handgun. Then duke decided to take a walk. "Hmm byte-nyte sounds...well dumb." Duke said as he shot up the poster. Duke saw a sign that said "Duke Nukem? more like Fruit Nukem" so Duke grabbed the poster walked over to the guys house (it had the address on it) and grabbed his stapler and stapled it to the guys head. "He He I think you just got your rear end stapled fucker!" Duke said as he kicked the stapler into the guys head. "Don't gently caress with me" Duke said as he threw a pipe-bomb into the guys house. "Eat poo poo and die!" Duke said as he detonated the pipe-bomb.
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Oct 29, 2019 01:24
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nice
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Oct 29, 2019 01:36
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rear end in a top hat Rose posted:After Duke had defeated all the alien scumbags, he finally gets Do you post your stories anywhere?
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Oct 29, 2019 02:29
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Duke has low T and erectile dysfunction but he’s still gotta pretend to be a hard dude ‘cause he’s got 30 years invested in this. He still acts all macho with the strippers but gets weird when they show interest because he knows he can’t gently caress em anymore.
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Oct 30, 2019 17:30
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I'm here to gently caress rear end and chew viagra, but I'm all out of viagra. 
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Oct 30, 2019 17:37
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*has skin like a motorcycle saddlebag* those red tank tops you like are back in style numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Oct 30, 2019 |
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Oct 30, 2019 17:39
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Our names are Mary and Kate Holsom. We're in the black lodge with Duke Nuke'em. The good Duke is trapped in the lodge and can't leave. Write it in your diary.
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Oct 30, 2019 17:56
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This must be where pies go when they eat poo poo and die.
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Oct 30, 2019 18:10
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Ask not what your rear end can do for you – ask what you can blow out your rear end.
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Oct 30, 2019 18:18
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Mr. Gorbachev, tear down BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS........
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Oct 31, 2019 00:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ERVd4AJebc
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Oct 31, 2019 00:46
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*searches online for pictures of boots being inserted into people’s asses*
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Oct 31, 2019 02:18
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Oct 31, 2019 02:34
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numberoneposter posted:this one is so good https://i.imgur.com/tWkojoq.mp4 #blessed
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Oct 31, 2019 06:41
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*Knows he’ll never be as cool as B.J.Blazkowitcz and it eats him up inside*
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Oct 31, 2019 13:42
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Ion Fury rules and everyone should play it. It scratched that Duke itch without having to actually play a 25 year old game.
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Oct 31, 2019 15:51
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Play the 25 year old game
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Oct 31, 2019 16:22
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I still play HL dm tho so
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Oct 31, 2019 16:22
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Milo and POTUS posted:Play Doom fixed
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Oct 31, 2019 16:26
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Applewhite posted:They need to do a Duke Nukem movie starring Bruce Campbell as Nukem. Bruce would essentially play his exact character from Ash vs. the Evil Dead but he'd be fighting aliens. You stole my idea yoh son of a bitch
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Oct 31, 2019 17:53
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lol its brock lesnar
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Oct 31, 2019 18:02
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*gets super drunk and sleeps through alien invasion* what happened?!
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Oct 31, 2019 18:13
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Milo and POTUS posted:Play Brutal Doom Double fixed
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Oct 31, 2019 19:36
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*Gets Cancelled on line when it's revealed that when I saved the world during my fight with the Alien Queen, I non-consensually touched its vagina-analogue while depositing the final pipe bomb*
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Oct 31, 2019 21:44
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numberoneposter posted:*gets super drunk and sleeps through alien invasion* They took our babes.
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Oct 31, 2019 22:06
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I can't leave without my buddy Superfly
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