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duke nukem is going to make you his bitch, suck it down
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Oct 31, 2019 22:53
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The Human Crouton posted:They took our babes. poo poo. gently caress. god drat it.
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Oct 31, 2019 22:53
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@Applewhite jf you're interested in pitching this I have skme other ideas too. pM me.
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Nov 1, 2019 00:09
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Nov 1, 2019 00:10
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Stuff is broken. And all I have is weapons to fix it.
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Nov 1, 2019 00:18
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Nov 1, 2019 01:41
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Would you gently caress me? I’d gently caress me. I’d gently caress me hard. I’d gently caress me so hard.
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Nov 1, 2019 01:46
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The Human Crouton posted:They took our babes. Dey terk err berbs
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Nov 1, 2019 01:52
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*Presses every wall looking for secret passageways* Unh unh unh unh unh unh unh unh unh unh
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Nov 1, 2019 03:40
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*Blows pig cop away in back of adult bookstore* "Suck it, pig."
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Nov 1, 2019 03:41
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I'm crushing your head, crushing your head, crush, crush, crush, you flathead!
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Nov 1, 2019 04:00
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Applewhite posted:*Blows pig cop away in back of adult bookstore* "it's down to you and me, you one eyed freak! ready for action!" *blowing the cycloid emperor away* "nobody messes with my meat! hmm... I'm goin in! I'm gonna put the smack dab on your rear end! your face, your rear end, what's the difference? suck it down!" *after blowing the cycloid emperor away* "hehehe, what a mess!"
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Nov 1, 2019 04:19
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Applewhite posted:*Presses every wall looking for secret passageways* "where is it"
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Nov 1, 2019 05:27
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Uhn uhn, I don't tip.
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Nov 1, 2019 05:28
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"You want to wash Wang? Or you want to watch wang wash wang? "
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Nov 1, 2019 05:51
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"I think it's time to remove you from the BOARD!"
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Nov 1, 2019 07:47
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Applewhite posted:*Presses every wall looking for secret passageways* Hahahahah, classic!
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Nov 1, 2019 07:48
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rear end
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Nov 1, 2019 09:59
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Cubone posted:*getting ready to blow the cycloid emperor away* *Kicks one of the Cycloid emperor’s balls like a football and it sails between the goal posts* “Touchdown”
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Nov 1, 2019 10:20
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*uses cheats to spawn hundreds of pipe bombs* *covers every surface of the map with pipe bombs* *hits detonator* *dies*
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Nov 1, 2019 10:38
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The Human Crouton posted:They took our babes. oh here they are  they were just having a, "babes' night out"
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Nov 1, 2019 11:06
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Eat, poo poo, and die.
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Nov 1, 2019 15:30
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Mr. Dick posted:I'm crushing your head, crushing your head, crush, crush, crush, you flathead! There is nobody home
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Nov 1, 2019 15:58
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Pastry of the Year posted:oh here they are I’m the bulge running down the inside of the front babe’s left thigh.
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Nov 1, 2019 17:41
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carry on then posted:"where is it" Unh unh unh unh unh unh unh unh unh unh "where is it" numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Nov 1, 2019 |
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Nov 1, 2019 19:53
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davidspackage posted:Eat, poo poo, and die. i saw a bum in san francisco wearing a shirt that said exactly this
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Nov 1, 2019 19:59
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spank my snatch posted:There is nobody home Baby, if we do this for a month, we live here rent free.
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Nov 1, 2019 23:22
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*goes to starbucks* I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get a Venti Orange Mocha Frappuchino! *gets named spelled as Doug Nugget on cup* numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Nov 2, 2019 |
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Nov 1, 2019 23:33
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*gets unexpectedly large utility bill in the mail* Holy cow!
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Nov 2, 2019 00:08
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I don't have time to play with my bubblegum.
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Nov 2, 2019 00:26
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how much is dn3d on steam? I do like the game and would like to play it. If it's reasonable i might
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Nov 2, 2019 00:29
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I'm here to eat rear end and chew bubblegum while I'm eating rear end.
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Nov 2, 2019 00:48
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Hell yeah I just nuked this toilet with my dook.
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Nov 2, 2019 00:50
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Nov 2, 2019 00:59
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Milo and POTUS posted:how much is dn3d on steam? I do like the game and would like to play it. If it's reasonable i might Its more than it should be, is kind of a poo poo version, and gives randy pitchford money. You should probably consider acquiring a copy soon because in the very near future it will almost certainly be replaced with a version without its original music.
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Nov 2, 2019 01:09
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*switches anime from dub to sub* Ahhh... much better!
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Nov 2, 2019 01:29
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.... Groovy 
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Nov 2, 2019 06:27
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Kramer slides into the apartment. Kramer: well it finally happened. Jerry: What! Kramer: I've got balls of steel! Jerry: Steel!? Kramer: full metal! George: ...do you have any gum? Kramer: I'm all out!
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*Trump turns out to be pig cop* Duke Nukem: "Oh poo poo I voted for you"
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