Original Idea (DO NOT STEAL!)

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"The lettuce is wilted." loving lettuce is wilted? You're wilted.

# ? Oct 28, 2019 20:24

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:13

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

"whether or not your employee manifisto realizes it, he is implementing proactivity so far outside the box that it wraps around to being back in the box again, except the box itself is now proactive. rather than curtailing his two hour business lunches, you business needs to lean into the scalable just-in-time paradigm by having him actualize three hour business lunches with extra tacos. he may not like it, but as an expert I can tell you it is really the best way to grow the pie here."

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Oct 28, 2019 22:45

Escape From Noise

You know why, Mister? ‘Cause you rode a Lyft to get here tonight, I drove an one hundred thousand dollar Tesla. That’s my name.

# ? Oct 29, 2019 02:32

Pissed Ape Sexist

A hamdinger CLANG with a potluck BANG. It's a doozie, Ethel, and I don't know which mail slot to stuff

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# ? Oct 30, 2019 02:31

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

May I please have your attention as I present you with- a nothing with a handle on it

# ? Oct 30, 2019 02:33

google THIS

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

May I please have your attention as I present you with- a nothing with a handle on it

I like how you made it look like a stick, very rustic.

# ? Oct 30, 2019 03:59

Heather Papps: hello friend

lol making a post in the wrong thread

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 30, 2019 12:59

alnilam

Heather Papps posted:

lol making a post in the wrong thread

ooh gonna steal this idea

# ? Oct 30, 2019 15:34

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

My idea is a swimming pool only Jello

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# ? Oct 30, 2019 15:37

Finger Prince

Pizza, but the crust is made of hot dog.

# ? Oct 30, 2019 15:49

Finger Prince

A hot dog bun but made of pizza crust, the hot dog is a pepperoni, and it's covered in marinara and melted cheese.

# ? Oct 30, 2019 15:51

Finger Prince

A large hot dog, split down the middle, and another, skinnier hot dog placed inside, so that the first hot dog is the bun for the second hot dog.

# ? Oct 30, 2019 15:53

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Finger Prince posted:

A large hot dog, split down the middle, and another, skinnier hot dog placed inside, so that the first hot dog is the bun for the second hot dog.

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# ? Oct 30, 2019 16:17

google THIS

Jolo posted:

Yo dawg I heard you like yo dawg memes so I put a dog in a dog in a yo dawg meme so you can dog while you dawg.

# ? Oct 30, 2019 16:22

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

okay okay what if you used water but the pool was made out of jello like you could dive in the shallow end and just bounce right back up above the surface so it's both a trampoline and a pool

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# ? Oct 30, 2019 16:54

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Ok here it is, just a regular pool but the people are made of jello so they just flop in and sink to the bottom and slowly dissolve, also it's cherry jello so the pool ends up looking like someone was murdered in it.

# ? Oct 30, 2019 16:57

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

we could record it and make it into an art film!

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# ? Oct 30, 2019 16:58

google THIS

pixaal posted:

we could record it and make it into an art film!

We don't need no swimming lessons
(Mean swim instructor: If you don't eat your jello, you can't have any meat!)
We don't need no breath control

# ? Oct 30, 2019 17:13

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

We don't need no swimming lessons
(Mean swim instructor: If you don't eat your jello, you can't have any meat!)
We don't need no breath control

Jell-O is made of meat.

# ? Oct 30, 2019 17:28

Heather Papps: hello friend

bovril but made from sheep and it's called
"muttonjuice"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 30, 2019 19:15

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

an app called pizzapals that helps u find people near u to eat pizza with

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Oct 31, 2019 04:40

Escape From Noise

An app that makes a realistic pizza avatar of you and your friends!

# ? Oct 31, 2019 05:47

Fuzz Boxer: sticking with whatever fails

A hot dog encased in a block of cheddar cheese - yeah.

# ? Nov 5, 2019 00:25

Escape From Noise

A hot dog eating its own tail.

# ? Nov 5, 2019 02:45

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:13

jeffery

hot dog

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# ? Nov 5, 2019 02:55

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