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Too much philosophising, OP, time for some science instead. Grab a ruler and some boltcutters and head for your local zoo. The bolties are for breaking into the cages. Also bring some meat, to distract the lion.
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You know, kinda related, why do they call it a "bell end"? Is my dingdong actually supposed to ding and dong, like a bell? I think it's broken if so, it only makes clanking and wheezing noises 
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Oct 28, 2019 09:37
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OMFG FURRY posted:quick, someone turn on the Pick signal! she's serving a 30 day
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Oct 28, 2019 10:56
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As an expert in dickology I can neither confirm nor deny this statement. Like quantum physics, you can change this outcome by measuring it.
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Oct 28, 2019 11:16
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Igotadigbick posted:As an expert in dickology I can neither confirm nor deny this statement. Like quantum physics, you can change this outcome by measuring it. That Post/Username/AV 
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Oct 28, 2019 11:31
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I have one ball where my dick should be and two dicks where my balls should be. What should I measure.
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Oct 28, 2019 11:33
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The average is 20%? I thought it was 50. This is very unsettling.
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Oct 28, 2019 11:43
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Mine is .50 its like a leaf or paper plate balanced on the tip
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Oct 28, 2019 11:46
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immortalyawn posted:Mine is .50 its like a leaf or paper plate balanced on the tip I'm fucken crazy about that there's a fan club bout your dick.
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Oct 28, 2019 11:48
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Igotadigbick posted:As an expert in dickology I can neither confirm nor deny this statement. Like quantum physics, you can change this outcome by measuring it. I suffer from premature wave function collapse.
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Oct 28, 2019 12:55
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It rules that dicks are prehensile
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Oct 28, 2019 12:58
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I thought it was 25%.... This is very unsetteling.
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Oct 28, 2019 12:59
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Mooey Cow posted:I suffer from premature wave function collapse. Woww..
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Oct 28, 2019 12:59
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mine certainly isn't!
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Oct 28, 2019 13:15
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Try putting some Lorenzos Oil on it
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Oct 28, 2019 13:25
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Ocean Book posted:itd be amusing to see someone measuring erection volume using displacement in a graduated cylinder I like a "your mom's loose vagina" joke as much as the next goon, but you're making this too easy
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Oct 28, 2019 13:37
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Is penis length also 20% of body length in all mammals?
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Oct 28, 2019 13:43
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gonna need that shirt
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Oct 28, 2019 13:50
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What about the sperm whale? Is it still 20%?
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Oct 28, 2019 13:56
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Nastyman posted:The average is 20%? I thought it was 50. This is very unsettling. At least you know you have a chode now.
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Oct 28, 2019 15:42
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My dick head isn't long just wide. It looks like one of the doors from Metroid
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Oct 28, 2019 16:30
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Idk my dillz is too small to measure
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Oct 28, 2019 16:35
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Who What Now posted:Here's a question, if the body stopped producing seminal fluid would like all the sperm just kinda cum out like really fine grits? I don't know how accurate this is since I got it from Ozzy Osbournes autobiography but he described orgasming after his vasectomy as "like having a dry sneeze".
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Oct 28, 2019 17:03
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Never asked this before but can one have a “puffy” dickhead like one can have puffy nipples? Can one have an “innie” dickhead? All the dicks I’ve seen - several by this time - in pornography - are similar to mine just significantly smaller but those dicks may be chosen by pornographers to avoid a stir. If you would like to bless me with recent imagery of your exceptional member please upgrade me to platinum.
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Oct 28, 2019 23:05
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50% of population have an innie dickhead 
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Oct 28, 2019 23:31
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Your dick shrinks the fatter you get because the base moves further and further out, whereas the head is a constant size therefore this is obviously a myth 
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Oct 29, 2019 00:05
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Valko posted:I don't know how accurate this is since I got it from Ozzy Osbournes autobiography but he described orgasming after his vasectomy as "like having a dry sneeze". Then he got an extremely hosed up vasectomy because that is not what it should be doing
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Oct 29, 2019 00:26
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Maybe they cut the goo tube instead of the babby tube 
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Oct 29, 2019 00:28
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I hosed up penis math 201 and this is making me feel bad
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Oct 29, 2019 00:31
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I hosed up penis math 201 and this is making me feel bad Level A Gash Maths is where poo poo gets really real
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