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he is self employed in the finance industry. he makes money with these really extravagant financial instruments he says i wouldn't understand called bitcoin.
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Oct 28, 2019 21:59
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- Adbot
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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i was worried he might be cheating on me when he was spending hours every day "going to the gym" but it turns out it was a pokemon gym.
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Oct 28, 2019 21:59
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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he knows exactly what women our age need, because when i met him he had been taking care of his mother while living in the basement of her home
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Oct 28, 2019 22:00
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he's a really sensitive lover, he always cries after
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Oct 28, 2019 22:02
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he knows exactly what women our age need, because when i met him he had been taking care of his mother while living in the basement of her home
he's a really sensitive lover, he always cries after
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Oct 28, 2019 23:26
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he said he's extremely familiar with Musk, but it turned out he meant the bodily scent
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Oct 28, 2019 23:35
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Takes you out to a nice fast casual dinner every payroll advance day.
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Oct 29, 2019 00:10
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- Mr. Dick
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by Cyrano4747
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*no longer loves you, but stays because he has forgotten how to operate a washing machine
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Oct 29, 2019 04:02
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Really cares about the environment, so he pees into a large juice bottle which he empties once it's brimming. That way he gets rid of several whizzes with one flush!
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Oct 29, 2019 07:06
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- Spanish Manlove
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HAILGAYSATAN
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Everything he knows how to cook was learned from gifs on Reddit
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Oct 29, 2019 15:44
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- Escape From Noise
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Everything he knows how to cook was learned from gifs on Reddit
And he knows ALL of them
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Oct 29, 2019 15:48
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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impressing your friends as a man of culture by peppering his speech with a few japanese phrases he learned from manga
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Oct 29, 2019 17:00
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- Escape From Noise
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impressing your friends as a man of culture by peppering his speech with a few japanese phrases he learned from manga
No, they're not "comics".
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Oct 29, 2019 17:12
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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every christmas he gives coupons as gifts, but he wraps them in a much large box to give the illusion of an actual present
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Oct 29, 2019 17:12
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every christmas he gives coupons as gifts, but he wraps them in a much large box to give the illusion of an actual present
"not the backrub coupon tonight, honey. Sorry. Long day at work."
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Oct 29, 2019 17:17
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- Spanish Manlove
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HAILGAYSATAN
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impressing your friends as a man of culture by peppering his speech with a few japanese phrases he learned from manga
No officer I'm not resisting arrest, I'm just being tsundere
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Oct 29, 2019 17:48
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wife to her friends: I guess it's pretty nice that daniel was there for me when my father died
friends of wife: awww that's so sweet to have a husband who is willing to support you emotionally in your time of need
wife: oh..no, he was just there like present
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Oct 29, 2019 17:51
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delivery room doctor: *catching ur child* he's beautiful *looks up to husband* would you like to cut the cord?
PTH: *playing candy crush on his iphone 5s* haha cool
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Oct 29, 2019 17:54
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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joining a doomsday cult and it's like buying a ticket on a budget airline.
didn't pay extra to choose your spouse so you just had one assigned to you instead
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Oct 29, 2019 19:10
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Always gets that undercoating.
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Oct 30, 2019 07:56
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- nut
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always offers to pay for his meal at the restaurant but never eats it just lets it sit there while he watch me eat each bite no words no facial expressions just watch when the bill comes he already has cash and tip out for his half and insists on a doggie bag he bring the food home and never eat
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Oct 30, 2019 13:50
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- Finger Prince
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Several cars on the property, none of them running, slowly being reclaimed by nature.
They're project cars. He'll get them running one day, then they'll be worth something. So he says.
You're not even sure he knows which end of a hammer is the hitting end.
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Oct 30, 2019 23:19
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- Adbot
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Apr 20, 2024 03:18
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- Finger Prince
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Hey could you pick up pads for me at the drugstore? I ran out.
Ewww gross, no way!
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Oct 30, 2019 23:22
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