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The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
GCW was good. Effy and Shlak murdered each other, teddy hart took over the mic at some point and said Brett hart will work GCW, a dude spit a fireball and shotzi blackheart put skewers in Jimmy Lloyd’s head.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The_Rob posted:

GCW was good. Effy and Shlak murdered each other, teddy hart took over the mic at some point and said Brett hart will work GCW, a dude spit a fireball and shotzi blackheart put skewers in Jimmy Lloyd’s head.

Also Alex Zayne jumped from the rafters

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
The most upvoted comments in this thread taught me alot about reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/dohphy/wwe_on_fox_tweet_that_was_deleted_immediately/

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/ManceWarner/status/1189015258196840449

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003


There are reasons we all huddle here for warmth and like 3/4 of them are because reddit is reddit.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lmao who was wondering if vince would have the balls to have buddy pin r-truth after the t-shirt

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
It totally makes sense that the cuck angle would be the most watched stuff on Youtube. It's at least interesting in a trainwreck sort of way where you want to see just how bad it is. The rest of the show is just dull as dishwater. I forgot almost all of it immediately after reading the results.

And I always wondered if Logan and the Viking Experience were the type of people who are way too into Norse mythology because they're thinly veiled white supremacists. Guess that answers that.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I get that spitting green mist in a beloved babyface's face makes you a heel, but the way that segment was executed absolutely makes Asuka and Kairi the babyfaces.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmao who was wondering if vince would have the balls to have buddy pin r-truth after the t-shirt

I asked and Vince delivered :allears:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Just making sure I have the timeline right here, Booker only won the WHC after it became exclusive to SmackDown and HHH was on Raw, right?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
monday night raw sounds absolutely unbearable

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

MJeff posted:

Just making sure I have the timeline right here, Booker only won the WHC after it became exclusive to SmackDown and HHH was on Raw, right?

That is correct. He was King Booker at the time.

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
Look if I want to see impossibly beautiful white women getting plowed by muscular black guys while their husbands are emasculated, plenty of sites have cornered that market.

Go back to THAT GOOD poo poo, that “white senior citizens getting plowed by obese black teddy bears and giving birth to a hand that eventually grows up to be Ryback” poo poo; it’s still niche in a world where cuck poo poo has legitimately taken over the market due to the types of people who will actually pay for porn in TYOOL 2019.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

In reading the detailed results...Rusev tries so hard to get things over. Bless his heart.

Isn't the definition of madness/insanity trying the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 31 days!

Erebus posted:

I looked back at Raw at the end just to see how bad it had gotten and heard commentary calling Bobby a bull and then someone in the crowd very audibly yelling "this is weird" as the show faded out on Bobby and Lana making out over Rusev's dickmangled corpse

Raw's back on track everybody

I didn't know that Vince hired Paul Manafort and Roger Stone to book shows from their prison cells

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008


i got really mad reading this one. i want to kick shane hayuck helms in the balls. i apologize.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"



https://twitter.com/Jae100Bae/status/1189047515405963265

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MJeff posted:

I get that spitting green mist in a beloved babyface's face makes you a heel, but the way that segment was executed absolutely makes Asuka and Kairi the babyfaces.

There are two types of people in the world. Those who think that Asuka and Kairi are faces.... and Vince McMahon.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011


um









is that someone we’re supposed to recognize, or

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Oh poo poo, Blizzard makes WWE games now?

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



SatansOnion posted:

is that someone we’re supposed to recognize, or

it's their halloween dlc characters, that one's demon king finn. his entrance is bugged if there's someone in the ring, because of course it is.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

I think that might be the boogeyman?

Kairi is a good face but I adore her look as a heel.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Kairi has an excellent villainous laugh.

Weird, that she's incredibly great at everything she does.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Cavauro posted:

i got really mad reading this one. i want to kick shane hayuck helms in the balls. i apologize.

Turns out his superpower is defending racism

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Stand back! There's a huriKKKane coming through!

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Waffleopolis posted:

Hey. I'm just checking on you all since I stopped watching WWE. Are you all doing okay? Anything I can do to help? :(

Please free us. We all float down here

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



DeepDickPizza posted:

It totally makes sense that the cuck angle would be the most watched stuff on Youtube. It's at least interesting in a trainwreck sort of way where you want to see just how bad it is. The rest of the show is just dull as dishwater. I forgot almost all of it immediately after reading the results.

it also makes sense because WWE's fanbase is mostly 50+ year old white men who are in rapid sexual decline and can no longer provide for their thriving, voracious partners. the best way to connect with an audience is to allow them to see themselves in the characters you are portraying. picture your dad back in his prime, probably the way he still sees himself today even if it is no longer true, and compare Young, Prime Goon-dad to Young, Prime Rusev getting cut down and made impotent:

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
I wish The Kabuki Warriors were booked a bit more strongly rather than just being typical cowardly heels and also that they weren't named The Kabuki Warriors, but god drat if it isn't nice to see Kairi and Asuka doing some cool poo poo again. They even get to cut Japanese promos which is so nice. Asuka especially doesn't need a word of English to sell a promo.

Also am I the only one who kinda liked how they booked the divorce court brawl? Rusev laid a very impressive beatdown on Lashley and I loved that bit where he was just beating the poo poo out of Lashley who had his wedding ring in his mouth while no selling the kendo stick. It's a lot worse when you take the fact that it was part of a cuckold angle, but in a vacuum it was a great brawl.

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Rusev and Lashley could absolutely work a good feud together.

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
Glad to hear they've added ballbusting to the cuckold feud. Which fetish would you like to see covered next?

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Honestly that was just a really good episode of Raw. The crown jewel stuff is scummier than ever, but Ricochet and Drew put on a great match. The cuck angle sucks, but tonights segment was pretty well produced and the brawl was great. Other than that everything was a banger.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

ThePariah posted:

Glad to hear they've added ballbusting to the cuckold feud. Which fetish would you like to see covered next?

Tonight on Raw we find out, are Rusev and Lana Step-Siblings??

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

tweet my meat posted:

Honestly that was just a really good episode of Raw. The crown jewel stuff is scummier than ever, but Ricochet and Drew put on a great match. The cuck angle sucks, but tonights segment was pretty well produced and the brawl was great. Other than that everything was a banger.

This is kinda like saying you had a nice meal that was only marred by someone cramming a literal poo poo sandwich down your throat.

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

Erebus posted:

I looked back at Raw at the end just to see how bad it had gotten and heard commentary calling Bobby a bull and then someone in the crowd very audibly yelling "this is weird" as the show faded out on Bobby and Lana making out over Rusev's dickmangled corpse

Raw's back on track everybody

Paul Heyman's a hack

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

DeepDickPizza posted:

It totally makes sense that the cuck angle would be the most watched stuff on Youtube. It's at least interesting in a trainwreck sort of way where you want to see just how bad it is. The rest of the show is just dull as dishwater. I forgot almost all of it immediately after reading the results.

And I always wondered if Logan and the Viking Experience were the type of people who are way too into Norse mythology because they're thinly veiled white supremacists. Guess that answers that.

Summer Rae/Rusev vs Lana/Ziggler was a big ratings draw a few years ago. People like a trainwreck.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

In further "nothing ever changes" news, the latest archived Wrestling Observer Newsletter is about the tire-fire of a segment that was Triple H dressing up as Kane and loving a mannequin he claimed was the corpse of Katie Vick. So this Lana/Rusev bullshit is just continuing a long-standing tradition.

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

In further "nothing ever changes" news, the latest archived Wrestling Observer Newsletter is about the tire-fire of a segment that was Triple H dressing up as Kane and loving a mannequin he claimed was the corpse of Katie Vick. So this Lana/Rusev bullshit is just continuing a long-standing tradition.

quote:

HHH actually tried to combine comedy with audience sympathy, to make fun of people saying they would never watch the show again (with the belief that most who said it were watching him at the time).

As it turned out, the joke was on them.

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


things will get better when Vince is gone,
Triple H doesn’t share his contempt for the viewer you see,

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