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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I don't think anybody is actually happy about a sex offender being accidentally released from prison except that one goon.
But that one goon won't be accidentally released from the ban.

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Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Welcome to Bernie Sanders America!

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


AOCs Pink Pearl posted:

Guess he’ll never be the head of a major corporation huh

Yeah, but he's looking for some from a minor one

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Devils Affricate posted:

As an out and proud fan of MLP I have lots of brony shame images straight from the bowels of the fandom itself

Just say the word and some of these treasures will be yours, otherwise I will stick to posting miscellaneous curses

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Sometimes posts that make you go "whoa what in the poo poo" make sense in context with the rest of the rap sheet.

A proper and fitting sacrifice to the Spine Gods.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Julius CSAR posted:

trash rear end post jesus

mods change my name to trash rear end post jesus tia

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Permaban all loving bronies

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Outpost22 posted:

Welcome to Bernie Sanders America!

Georgia definitely isn't Bernie Sanders America.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Yeah, but he's looking for some from a minor one

:yarg::yarg::yarg:

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



He'll probably be elected in 2020

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Bust Rodd posted:

Convicted Child Rapist Serving Life Sentence Accidentally Set Free

Uh so I’m waiting for my car to be finished at the tire place and I see this story breaking.

The news anchor interviewed a former FBI investigator and was like “how could this possibly happen?” and the FBI agents honest response was “trmp?”

Please share your stories of escaped sex criminals or just regular stories of comically inept errors of judgment in the work place.

Tane
Feb 27, 2005

ok but the president is surely responsible for this, right?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

me your dad posted:

I'm just thankful that when I gently caress up my job, it's nothing like letting a rapist out of jail.

This actually gives me some perspective, thanks op

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.
weirdly enough i just saw sort of the opposite of this on some BEHIND BARS type show

one of the guys they'd been interviewing suddenly got called up to court. even the COs were like "we have no idea what is going on here, he hasn't had a disciplinary event since he got here or anything"

guy gets shipped to the court house, waits like 6 hours on a wood bench wearing shackles, and at the end they go "oh poo poo you're Joe Smith #1234? we meant to call inmate Joe Smith #1235


i guess never underestimate the power of messed up paperwork

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

They'll all be on the street when AOC abolishes prisons. Hide your partners and children.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
obama! :bahgawd:

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
How long until he releases himself inside a child?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
woof

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Hmm

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

thats a bleak joke lol

pedo rapists should be hurled into a concrete pit (and just use the same pit) thats not quite deep enough for them to die from the fall then put a cover on it and just wait

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
Does this count as a prison escape?

Like, does he get convicted for the escape and get more time because of it?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
if he was convicted of escape youd have to arrest dozens of other people as his accomplices

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Methanar posted:

Does this count as a prison escape?

Like, does he get convicted for the escape and get more time because of it?

I’d say no, if he turns himself in. Inal

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Uhh, hey guys, it’s me. I’m back. You accidentally let me out two days ago.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

AOCs Pink Pearl posted:

Uhh, hey guys, it’s me. I’m back. You accidentally let me out two days ago.

So, did you molest children yet? Fucko

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I didn’t know you could just leave. I feel like an idiot

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

AOCs Pink Pearl posted:

Uhh, hey guys, it’s me. I’m back. You accidentally let me out two days ago.

oh you got house arrest?

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

He should pay it forward and release someone from his dungeon, it's only polite.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



haunted bong posted:

So which mod is going to be returning?

Ralp, probably.



Reminder that Ralp had literal cartoon child piss porn in his FYAD sig for a LONG time before he was made a mod, and all of the mods and admins that posted in FYAD — including Ozma, Abe, and Lowtax — saw it and knew about it and made Ralp a mod anyway. I’m not even joking about this. Apparently in FYAD it is totally fine and cool to post comics of a naked father pissing on his naked underaged son while calling him a “piss piglet”.

I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 10:39 on Oct 30, 2019

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
It's probably for the best

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



And before anyone asks, yes, Ralp was a Star Trek liker. His avatar back when he had the child porn sig even had Star Trek people in it.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

How long until he releases himself inside a child?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

gently caress you, that was a great joke

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I. M. Gei posted:

Ralp, probably.



Reminder that Ralp had literal cartoon child piss porn in his FYAD sig for a LONG time before he was made a mod, and all of the mods and admins that posted in FYAD — including Ozma, Abe, and Lowtax — saw it and knew about it and made Ralp a mod anyway. I’m not even joking about this. Apparently in FYAD it is totally fine and cool to post comics of a naked father pissing on his naked underaged son while calling him a “piss piglet”.

:staredog:

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Jeeze

DamnitGannet
Apr 8, 2007

There is a gross sex offender that lives a house away from me that was released last year and I guess part of his parole means he has to wear an ankle bracelet but I see him all over town and he is always next door chatting up the 10 year old girl that lives there. Everyone interacts with him like he is a normal dude and not a guy that molested a drunk child three years ago. He's also mentally disabled so I guess people are sympathetic to him about it?

His sister is currently living with the other sex offender that lives in the neighborhood. I will not be surprised at all if both of them reoffend and molest one of the many many kids in our neighborhood. Anyway that's my sex offender story thanks for listening

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

I. M. Gei posted:

Ralp, probably.



Reminder that Ralp had literal cartoon child piss porn in his FYAD sig for a LONG time before he was made a mod, and all of the mods and admins that posted in FYAD — including Ozma, Abe, and Lowtax — saw it and knew about it and made Ralp a mod anyway. I’m not even joking about this. Apparently in FYAD it is totally fine and cool to post comics of a naked father pissing on his naked underaged son while calling him a “piss piglet”.

this is almost as thrilling as fyad flag gate

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

DamnitGannet posted:

There is a gross sex offender that lives a house away from me that was released last year and I guess part of his parole means he has to wear an ankle bracelet but I see him all over town and he is always next door chatting up the 10 year old girl that lives there. Everyone interacts with him like he is a normal dude and not a guy that molested a drunk child three years ago. He's also mentally disabled so I guess people are sympathetic to him about it?

His sister is currently living with the other sex offender that lives in the neighborhood. I will not be surprised at all if both of them reoffend and molest one of the many many kids in our neighborhood. Anyway that's my sex offender story thanks for listening

You should take pictures of him talking to that girl and send it to his P.O.

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



I. M. Gei posted:

And before anyone asks, yes, Ralp was a Star Trek liker. His avatar back when he had the child porn sig even had Star Trek people in it.

For that alone he should get banhammered like aatrek.

AOCs Pink Pearl posted:

You should take pictures of him talking to that girl and send it to his P.O.

:hmmyes:

90s Solo Cup fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Oct 31, 2019

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
I got my cpl (concealed p*nis license) and now I'm a Registered Georgia Sex Defender.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
In the US you can just pop your address into a database and a map will show the 1000s of sex offenders living beside you, in BC the police can’t even give a heads up, I try to live away from trailer parks and near schools to minimize the chances

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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Is he an Arizona senator yet?

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