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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





This year sucks, let's give each other presents
I'm putting this up now, because as we get closer to the end of the year I'll be doing more and more overtime so the sooner I can get things handled the better.
You all know the drill by now. You'll get a name, send them a nice present or dicks.
I've set up secretsatan2019@outlook.com as a burner, so send me your deets.
This year, please specify if you want alcohol or weed based presents, your name/address, whether you're willing to ship overseas ($$$), and make a post in this thread with a christmas theme.
Maybe put in the thread as well your shirt size.
I'll close registrations towards the end of November, and I'll try to get the names out by end of November.
The last few years had some serious effort-presents, so let's try keep it going.

VICTIMS
Comrade Blyatlov
EBB
shame on an iga
M_Gargantua
Nostalgia4Ass
Slim Pickens
MA-Horus
Lingcodkilla
Ataxerxes
stinkypete
Viva Mariya
Mr Nice!
Godholio
Barcley
Naked Bear
Arc Light
Duzzy Funlop
pantslesswithwolves
BigDave
Deathy McDeath
FrozenVent
ElMags
sarah
ceiling fan
shim

Also EBB hates money apparently so please take it off him

EBB posted:


1. 2019: Make or buy a gift that best captures the zeitgeist of 2019. Crack, ping. - $25 Steam Gift Card

2. The Gipper: the gift that best captures the essence of GiP. TF's previous paintings would probably be winners. - $25 Steam Gift Card

3. Grossest Gift: Man, that is nasty. Why did you think that would be a good gift? - One Free Copy of Bad Rats

4. Most Original: Surprise us. Do something we've never seen in secret satan before. We've had uranium, dead pigs, bugs, bespoke wooden dildo bottle openers, and satanic anime containers. Pass that bar and you can be a winner! - $25 Steam Gift Card

5. Most Thoughtful: Some of us have been kicking around each other for 13-14 years now. Instead of "Best Gift", we're going to have "Most Thoughtful". I'm going to set the bar for this just slightly higher than buying a blow-up doll for McNally. - $25 Steam Gift Card

I'm funding this contest and will give away the above 100 bucks plus a copy of bad rats to the winners. Winners will be selected by applause and how amused I am. The drawing will be January 15 or when all gifts are received, whichever is first. We're all busy bees so sometimes gifts come late, I understand.

For realsies that's an awesome thing to do dude

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Nov 25, 2019

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

hail santa i wear a medium



if you don't want a gift that makes noise and/or lights please specify

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005



Booze yeah Weed nah Bees optional

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
I don’t know what I’m building this year but I’m building something.

Medium shirt, alcohol/weed is fine

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


ExtraLarge
Booze Ok
No weed

====D~~~~

(that's santa's dick)

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Hey crab dad you need to email me your deets

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi



No weed
Booze is ok
I will ship anywhere in the world.
If I suck in my gut I can pretend I am in shape so XL on shirts.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Medium/Large on the safe side for this doughy boi
Booze good
Weed no point unless it's worth it for the joke
Crabs yes
I'll ship international

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

now I am in sekret satan
ho
ho
ho

Large for me
Not sure if you can ship booze cross-border but I would accept it with joy.
Lol shipping weed cross border hell no
I'll ship international, sure.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Hi

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

XXXXL shirts it is

Ataxerxes
Dec 2, 2011

What is a soldier but a miserable pile of eaten cats and strange language?

Weed no.
Alcohol ok.
Size: L
Will ship overseas.

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

Ho Ho Ho Lets get this show on the road,

No Alcohol/ETOH this year, No weed or drugs
Shirt 2x
I will ship international

PS I have a 3d printer this year you lucky Antelope


This is fun and I look forward too it.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007


Give me weed or give me death

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Did you mean to include your cellphone number in that email?

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Did you mean to include your cellphone number in that email?

What are you gonna do? Collect call me?

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

J/k v0v idk I didnt feel like editing the signature block

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I’m in again. Medium shirt. Don’t really care for anything alcohol related. Pot related is cool. Stuff for corgi or cats is also cool.

I will also ship internationally if needed.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
I’m in again, XL (Hey don’t hate, last year was XXL). Pot or Alcohol related are fine- I’d rather not ship internationally. If we’re short people to ship internationally though, let me know and I will probably have a change of heart.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Ah gently caress it, I’m in. I’ll send the probated ferryman my deets but t-shirt size large, preferably no weed/booze stuff. Will send dog treats and toys, internationally!

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED
I'm not in because I'm not a vet but I like lurking these every year and I'm working on a backup extra present in case anyone gets ghosted.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

I’m not a vet either; you don’t have to be to post here or participate :)

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

I'm not in because I'm not a vet but I like lurking these every year and I'm working on a backup extra present in case anyone gets ghosted.

It's not like there are so many people doing these now days that we don't have open spots. I say if you post, you are GiP and can participate.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
As long as you're not planning on sending a box of dead rats or something. Unless you know deep down that's what the poster really wants.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
In.

XL, booze ok, weed not ok.

I'm extremely annoyed, I had a great mug idea a while back and I have no idea where I wrote it down. :(

Edit:

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country


I hate you all, like booze, dislike weed, and loooove dog treats.

4x shirt, so maybe not the best option.

BigDave fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Nov 3, 2019

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

My Spirit Otter posted:

As long as you're not planning on sending a box of dead rats or something. Unless you know deep down that's what the poster really wants.

I got a dead fetal pig a few years back for secret satan.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I got a dead fetal pig a few years back for secret satan.

and I have a dead, medically pickled, baby squid in a closet somewhere

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

Look on the bright side

Barcley
Jan 26, 2004

---

Soiled Meat
L shirts , weed ok , booze nah, dogs good

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://i.imgur.com/QOXugA3.gifv

Booze OK, weed not OK, shirts medium.

:getin:

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Well, I guess it is that time again. I haven't done this in a couple of years, so I suppose I'd better make up for lost time.



If anybody does end up sending me a shirt, I wear size medium.

No weed, booze is okay (but strikingly un-creative)

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





List of victims has been updated - if your name isn't there, it's because you haven't emailed me your details, or I've ignored it.
Sign up folks and let's make Christmas great again

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I still don't have a cat to talk to about gun safety, so one of my presents from last year continues to wait for deployment, but count me in.

/edit:
If you feel like sending me a shirt, I think 'L' American size should fit.


Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Nov 9, 2019

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Just sent my deets to the ferryman; I'm in!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Special satan award goes to pantsless for sending me an email with no address details!

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Hero of our time.

Whoever gets him assigned, just send your gifts into the aether

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Daddy McNally, the ferryman is being mean to me again :(

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Hello friends.

Size L
Size 420x69 pants lmao
Penis: real small
Booze ok
Weed no sir

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Hello I am frozenvent I come from Canada and I wear an American large, xl everywhere else and I am fine with whatever will get through customs

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