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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP




welcome to the new haven for discussion for the hottest industry around, in which we discuss our efforts to all make a half million dollars a year for touching computers and leaking your personally identifiable information


Jonny 290 fucked around with this message at 15:52 on Oct 30, 2019

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kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow dis wack-ass
crystal prison











good title

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP




credits to rotor for that one

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008



every day in the tech industry is somehow worse than the last and it will continue that way forever

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow dis wack-ass
crystal prison











anyway in tech buble news:

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/29/business/media/deadspin-editor-fired.html

new gawker owners continue to wage war against own employees

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1189284024923119616?s=20

https://twitter.com/dansolomon/status/1189230194176995331?s=20

if i was a bettin man i'd suggest that the gawker union is going to strike and the owners will fire them all because lol, who the gently caress is going to stop them

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan




how do I achieve 500k a year touching computer

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


PokeJoe posted:

how do I achieve 500k a year touching computer

you have to touch it in just the right way

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

THE HORROR
THE HORROR





lol i look away for like half a day and the thread breaks

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


Jonny 290 posted:

credits to rotor for that one

:highfive:

DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003


thread was fine, graph is bad

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


rotor posted:

:highfive:

whatever

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001



Lipstick Apathy

WeWork co-founder is the new 'most hated man in America'

what ever happened to martin shkrelli? did he actually go to prison?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005




Toilet Rascal

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

what ever happened to martin shkrelli? did he actually go to prison?

yes

later it was discovered that he had continued running his companies via a contraband cell phone, now I think he's been cut off for good

no news on the disposition of the wu-tang album

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP




yah he got 8 years in fed, he won't be out before 2025

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames


Salad Prong

skrelis hillarious cuz usually rich chumps like him get the firm hand of the family lawyer covering their stupid mouth when they go too far

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


the entire purpose has been to put Deadspin/Gawker out of business from the beginning

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


because they actually rake a little muck here and there

SeaborneClink
Aug 27, 2010

MAWP... MAWP!


63 days left in the year and i'm submitting my vote for YOSPOSter of the year already.

lmao forever that stymie couldn't even get his home office to gin up an invoice from the last time he got his trees cut to pass off as one of his own invoices

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.





PokeJoe posted:

how do I achieve 500k a year touching computer

find an exciting new way to touch it that other people want to copy

super nailgun
Jan 1, 2014



all hail the stymie slayer

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003



well that was a weird 400+ unread posts

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


Jonny 290 posted:

yah he got 8 years in fed, he won't be out before 2025

god bless



now if only other rich dudes in suits would go to prison

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006





How hard is it to write your username on a piece of paper and a take a photo of it and your lovely and poor computer setup, where's the PII in that?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Neigh

lol remember when california passed AB5 in early August which required gig economy to be classified as employees and uber and lyft stocks tanked




my personal favorite is blue apron going from $150 to $7. talk about dum widdle bag holders on that one

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP




blue apron owned - it was a food logistics company founded by people that had zero experience in either food service or shipping logistics

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP




i say "was" even though i'm sure they're still croaking and dragging themselves around, but really, yeah it's over

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames


Salad Prong

Mr. Nice! posted:


i wasn't broke because i didn't have a job. i had a job, but it paid $6.25 an hour because :lol: at warehouse workers making any money in texas back when i was there.

well since you were doing that during the bush administration or earlier, that makes a lot more sense for why ending your internet access and phone service even makes sense as a thing to do. these days someone in that sort of situation is likely to end up fired if the boss/coworkers can't contact them about swapping shifts and stuff!!

(and i base how long ago it had to be on the fact that federal/texas minimum went over $6.25 an hour a good 11 years ago now)

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Neigh

Jonny 290 posted:

i say "was" even though i'm sure they're still croaking and dragging themselves around, but really, yeah it's over

i swear i thought they had shut down already but nope

at least they funded a lot of podcasts lucratively for a couple years

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

ask your pharmacist if tarsier-ashpool is right for you


Jonny 290 posted:

blue apron owned - it was a food logistics company founded by people that had zero experience in either food service or shipping logistics

tech bubble: a dumb idea run by people too incompetent to know better

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


wasn't blue apron the company that got dinged for using idling refrigeration trucks as medium-term cold storage?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005





fishmech posted:

well since you were doing that during the bush administration or earlier, that makes a lot more sense for why ending your internet access and phone service even makes sense as a thing to do. these days someone in that sort of situation is likely to end up fired if the boss/coworkers can't contact them about swapping shifts and stuff!!

(and i base how long ago it had to be on the fact that federal/texas minimum went over $6.25 an hour a good 11 years ago now)

yeah it was bush era. iíve mostly been able to keep the lights on since i joined the military to escape west texas.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames


Salad Prong

Jonny 290 posted:

blue apron owned - it was a food logistics company founded by people that had zero experience in either food service or shipping logistics

but what if we disrupt those by using the worst practices for both?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse


Slippery Tilde

PokeJoe posted:

how do I achieve 500k a year touching computer

first you must romance the computer

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

blue apron was a media company masquerading as food service

burning vc money to fund all sorts of interesting podcasts, who cares what else they were doing?

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010


https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1189284189629231106

iospace
Jan 19, 2038





:crossarms:

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 14, 2007




Fun Shoe

PokeJoe posted:

how do I achieve 500k a year touching computer

the easiest way is, like in most cases, to start off rich to begin with

Displeased Moo Cow
Jun 15, 2009

The Journey BeginsTM


I took out all my monies from a Nz tech company and put it all into trees and sea ports :thumbsup:

Internet Janitor
May 17, 2008

"That isn't the appropriate trash receptacle."



all wework and no play makes @jack... well, erm...

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SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003



Xaris posted:

i swear i thought they had shut down already but nope

at least they funded a lot of podcasts lucratively for a couple years

somehow there's a dozen or more competitors, too

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