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DOJ and over a dozen states (plus puerto rico!) filed a 173 page complaint for United States v. Google LLC with over a hundred pages of evidence of mass scale violation of basically every antitrust law on the books, including proof of a secret and extremely illegal advertising bidding agreement between Google and Facebook and proof that AMP exists solely to give Google control over content on the internet. plaintiffs made 96 requests of the court, most of which start with "order Google to" full document with only a few redactions for privacy reasons: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.564903/gov.uscourts.nysd.564903.152.0_1.pdf "don't be evil"
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kitten emergency posted:if google got ma bell’ed would alphabet just instantly collapse? yeah but you won’t see the real poo poo unless the DOJ puts in the proper amount of effort needed to ensure that Google becomes a dozen different companies with completely distinct and separated staffs, executives, financials, assets, infrastructure, and shares. right now each subsidiary of alphabet that does Google stuff is all just GOOG and they all share an org iirc. forcibly break them up properly and now there’s a mad scramble for resources that’d break goog’s absurdly widespread net into pieces killing google for real isn’t an option in a modern hyper connected capitalist society so I’m expecting the most bizarre non-resolution to this
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Zlodo posted:where i work we just say "programmer" except everyone shortens it to "prog" tom sawyer on loop while I blast out code so horrible it makes masses weep
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ring must be constructed of pre-Trinity low-background metals only
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hobbesmaster posted:I think the titles in my company’s sales dept are: ours has a senior evp and no other vps at all, except for a dude whose initials are vp
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have they added a flag to make the green button maximize again without needing to hold option or whatever it is fullscreen on everything by default is a dumb idea imo
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Achmed Jones posted:
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Oct 28, 2021 03:39
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“led team of 6 engineers to mine ethereum on company servers” is also a good one
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if I'm ever in the position to buy a house in this market where a million dollars is considered cheap I'd be more than willing to say good morning to Forsythe Caduceus Jones Esq.'s ghost every day
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Progressive JPEG posted:whats the one for getting your data back out look like? 
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MononcQc posted:insurance for your ai we're trying to come up with *profitable* vc rugpulls, not ones that'll run out of money after three months and sixty lawsuits
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infernal machines posted:what if instead of federation you used blockchain for identity management? you know I consider myself a fairly competent (lol) programmer but I don't even know where to begin on cranking out a conceptual prototype for anything blockchain do people just do like `npm install libblockchain` and bolt on their awful ideas or something? I'm assuming this isn't the kind of thing every idiot attempts to reimplement and instead just borrows etherium's implementation from one of the various garbo modern programming framework package managers or whatever
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Shame Boy posted:https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/celebrities/16707416/richard-lowtax-kyankas-ex-wife-megan-austin/ can't wait for the posting dividends to roll in
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haveblue posted:your original siteowner is a piece of poo poo
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Achmed Jones posted:posting on the hacker page
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Carthag Tuek posted:that would be 1488 tho ah, the hard R gamer
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you buy a harley for one of three reasons - you're a boomer fuckwit - you wish you could have been a boomer fuckwit - you believe sons of anarchy was the best television show ever made
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the outlaw clubs started when the guys being buds in leather had to start selling firearms to cover for the weekly rides out into the desert for some quiet buggery
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I got tired of janitoring a bouncer on linode and switched to irccloud because it's still just five bucks a month for persistent connections and it actually doesn't suck to use on my phone for the single remaining IRC channel I'm in
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shoeberto posted:Have you ever had to switch servers? Like going through the freenode/libera split. as someone who helped move a channel in the freenode/libera split it was pretty painless, everyone moved over in the first 48 hours and after that the new freenode owner got all pissy about the exodus and started loving with the chanserv database to take ownership of any channel that mentioned libera in its topic so that sealed the deal for anyone who didn't move over early on the most annoying part was getting a hold of the lowtaxian absentee site owner who runs a site our channel is vaguely affiliated with so he could switch the IRC link in the header
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Nov 25, 2021 22:33
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fart simpson posted:i dont understand this post either a large number of vtubers act like children and have anime avatars that look like children and are incessantly risqué in their behaviour but are described as not being children in their fictional biographies and it’s insanely weird. the rest are mercifully just visual shitposters using an anime in their stream instead of a facecam
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leper khan posted:That 'Wark Say' is permanently banned from the forums. for retweeting pedophile hentai on an account that directly referenced them being the moderator of ADTRW, no less
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oh that was an unrelated pedophile hentai thing, I’m not sure what the kfc nuggets anime child is all about
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Nov 29, 2021 05:26
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I’d pay to see henry rollins just fuckin belt that dude square in the face
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Nov 30, 2021 03:39
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Jonny 290 posted:ozzy sucks the real hero of black sabbath was tony iommi geezer butler owns too, dude helped pioneer the idea of using electric bass not only as a rhythm section in rock music but also doing it in the same manner and register of a standard guitar with licks and all that. the guitar solo in war pigs is also a bass extravaganza and it all works together bill ward is a good drummer and almost died a few times because he liked it when the band played pranks on him and lit his beard on fire and poo poo
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Shame Boy posted:
technically we *do* but it involves detonating a nuclear bomb so it's never been tested. bomb pumped lasers are one of the most  weapons
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a graser is a gamma-ray laser. we don't know how to make one of those either though so whatever
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:isn't a gamma ray laser just a gamma ray? a 10 watt LED bulb lights a room. a 10 watt laser lights a spot in the room on fire.
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a gamma ray laser would be fascinating from a functional point of view because throwing thousands of joules of gamma rays is kill whoever it hits dead of radiation poisoning about as fast as thousands of joules of gamma ray laser pulses will
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Shame Boy posted:pretty sure you're thinking of the x-ray lasers they were going to use as part of SDI. we did in fact test those cuz it's not like ronnie had any reservations about nuclear testing, they just didn't fuckin' work lol there's a paper from the late 70s on the construction of bomb-pumped grasers but the conclusion is "there's no point in building one because the output efficiency is garbage and despite it being a much smaller lasing device than an x-ray laser you still need to strap it to a nuclear loving bomb" so none were ever built
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their gimmick is that they offer 24-bit FLAC masters over streaming so much like crypto tidal is a scam targeting idiots
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last time I went to a casino was vegas in 2017 the luxor seemed to be the least depressing one
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Jonny 290 posted:eh non pro mtg isnt really gambling unless you specifically start putting money down on matches which nobody does that ive seen in the early mtg rules there were ante rules on some cards that forced you to bet other cards in order to play them. then they realized that if anyone did that at tournaments it'd be hilariously illegal so they made it an unofficial variant format instead of a core rule
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:seriously just lol at the head censor going "hmm skeletons may be bad in general, however in this case we will make an exception because these skeletons do in fact own bones. Let it be know that the people's cultural department are wise and reasonable." it's the great leap forward edition of the hays code
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ultravoices posted:that's chlamydia aka how you know the furry convention is going well
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Shame Boy posted:like the ambient temperature effects on the battery i knew about but i had no idea wind speed was so important that the car has to route you around the wind like you're a fuckin' cessna jfc love the car tho
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Midjack posted:I'm sure this zing sounded better in your head. I'm assuming it sounds better if you escaped north america like fart simpson did
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Shame Boy posted:lol this recruiter spam lol I’ve been getting recruiter spam from them too and I’m not even in a programmer career sure meta pay me fat stacks to move to somewhere warm and pretend to give a poo poo about facebook’s datacenters
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Jonny 290 posted:these are the best trucks yes correct dear nissan: we know we don't deserve it but please save us
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Jonny 290 posted:the refrigerant designation for propane is R-290 so if you move to suburban texas you will immediately morph into hank hill
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