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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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how do I achieve 500k a year touching computer

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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I think a lot of people would pay money to slap an avatar on Donald Trump's Twitter account

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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another great Google product

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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fart simpson posted:

gimme that sinkwater

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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i like the delivery robot, you can also use it as a convenient trash can once you remove your delivery.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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Smythe posted:

the cybertruck looks sick and im going to buy it

it looks like a good truck...for a clown to drive

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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Smythe posted:

i ever tell you about the girl i met who really into clowing and the art of clown? pretty interesting lassy

i don't think ive heard that story. i used to be creeped out by clowns as a kid, but now i just think they're strange. what compels someone to get into the act of clowning

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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of course, who else is going to give him preferential legislation

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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i have a $15 aliexpress waterproof bluetooth speaker in my bathroom that is very needs suiting. it even features a chinese man saying "bluetooth is ready for connecting" when you pair it

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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taqueso posted:

Is the volume of the "bluetooth ready" message too loud compared to the music? I'm used to this feature on my BT-FM converter in my car, so I'd like to have it at home too.

yes, it's impossible to change the volume of the chinese guy

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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there's always the option of becoming a garden hermit

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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pseudorandom name posted:

the drought dried out the garden and then it burned down in the forest fire

it's a rock garden now

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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Not only am i stuck in an open office, we have no work from home policy so I have to be here every day :(

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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Midjack posted:

the gently caress is it with hotel family failspawn, the hilton lady is bad enough on her own.

all children of the rich are failspawn

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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water is for liberals, i only drink coca cola

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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Its gonna take America 50 years to repair this administrations damage.


lol jk we're not gonna make it another 50 years

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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Warren wants to give 50k debt forgiveness max for student loans. Bernie wants to eliminate them 100%.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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gonadic io posted:

every single one of warren's policies is bernie's but half hearted

her plan for housing affordability is to aim to reduce rents by 1% a year lol

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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the dnc is gonna bamboozle bernie again and im gonna hav e to vote for that rear end in a top hat

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i knew a guy in hs who would huff the refrigerant out of air conditioners, that also makes your voice real deep

potentially harmless depending on what's in it. R-134a is used in inhalers

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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im pretty pleased with vanguard as well. i have a Schwab account but I want to empty and close it because it's annoying to have it. It does have a few good funds though

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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Man I wish I had so much money I could fritter away more than the average person sees in a lifetime

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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I have a friend staying in my storage room right now so he can find a job not in texas

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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It's because they're wealth addicted sociopaths OP

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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Bernie is gonna steamroll super Tuesday and we will get to hear the DNC weep and wail

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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Yeah cooking myself lunch is one of my favorite parts of working from home

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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Don't worry, corona is just fake news from the liberal hype machine trying to discredit Trump. You'll see, no one will die and everyone will be happy :)

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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You got it. :qq: I can't support myself doing nothing

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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you, a charlatan: i need tp for my bunghole

me, the sage: i use a bidet to super soaker my rear end

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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I'm in an apartment, it just screws into the water line for the toilet. The cold water is fine

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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If I ever manage to buy a house (lol) im gonna get a Japanese toilet too

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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Probably easy enough to move one of those knobs

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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it's your moral duty to give every single person that outranks you at work coronavirus if they make you go to something

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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My dad never cooked and my mom took no pleasure in it so most of my childhood meals were bland, easy and quick. Even then I couldn't stand it so I started learning to cook myself. I also lived across the street from a pretty affordable 24 hour grocery store in college and they were the best possible neighbor. Whenever I got hungry I'd just go see what was on sale and cook it, so I learned to make a big variety. I cook less now that I work more and the cost savings are less important now that I touch computer but I still do it. You eat every drat day, you might as well know how to make it tasty

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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rotor posted:

i literally eat salt just like on its own

same, although eat is a stretch. once in a while i'll grab a pinch of flavored flake salt

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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President Beep posted:

see you, spice cowboy...

gently caress lol

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

wow your watch communicates to your boss that you don't deserve a raise and should be poor and uncircumcised forever

help my boss keeps thinking it's time to gently caress

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