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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





Bulgakov posted:

i wish twitter wasn't

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





for real though thanks for the link that combined it all

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





Shifty Pony posted:

imagine if we had a USPS run national broadband network too.


United States posting service

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





antecedent not satisfied

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





carrying two bags through the airport then shoving one under your seat (and losing some leg room in the process) to save a few bucks and ten minutes waiting at the bag check is a sucker's trade.

I'll admit the calculus changes somewhat if you have a connection that dramatically increases the likelihood of being separated from your luggage

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





every time I've been all "I didn't get it" they've sent me a new thing, even when the tracking number says "delivered"

and they better too, they knowingly use shipping companies that lie about delivering stuff

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





I already do that and lemme tell you, HR hates it

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





Jonny 290 posted:

like do people still go out for a movie or to go to the county fair or whatever

yeah but that comes after you get mad rutty

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





add in functionally for composers and mortal kombat characters and you've got a winner

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





phone posting is bad, sure, but the alternative of using a computer to post is much worse

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:

man someone should show the automatic pizza maker people what people who you pay $7/hour can do.

I think you mean what deep learning neural networks implemented in an organic substrate can do.

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





haveblue posted:

Papa John Henry

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





holy poo poo. thanks for quoting btw cause I did not click through and would've missed it

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





yo if any of y'all somehow end up with Texas Instruments stuff I'll probably buy it off of you

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





it's gonna be great when facial-recognition-defeating clothing and makeup becomes mainstream-ish

I mean it'll suck, but at least it'll look cool

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





or deadjournal

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





infernal machines posted:

it's smug, tedious, and incorrect.

what the gently caress leave me out of this

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





HAIL eSATA-n posted:

I flush my own toilet after showing all of my e-pals a view of my impressionist art, what class does that put me in?

ms jenkin's third grade id say but maybe mr lopez's fourth grade

middle school is gonna he a huge change i hear they make you write in cursive :ohdear:

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





nbsd

was

right

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





I mean the more you complain about it the more likely it is that somebody'd change it back, yeah

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





what movie is that?

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





just turn on the shower before you brush your teeth. by the time you're done it won't be cold any more

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





Bernie is old though

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





nbsd I need advice. I'm wfh for covid reasons, as is my team and my boss. what shoes should I wear?

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





Notorious b.s.d. posted:

so the answer is clear: socks with sandals

lol

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





big red in the back with so much soul, make snacks and operate the remote control

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





President Beep posted:

iirc he's renounced his homophobic ways and is now something of an advocate. he's also been giving money to food service industry people that are out of jobs or something.

yeah this. I went from disliking the dude to thinking he's a generally standup guy (dadjoke). he saw that he was wrong and fixed his poo poo. he also was feeding tons of firefighters and stuff, and was doing it without all the self-aggrandizing press releases and announcements that you usually see every time a celebrity or business does something decent. he's just into doing good on the downlow and that's awesome

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





Shame Boy posted:

he's someone you really want to hate because he has a VERY punchable face and personality but he's done the incredibly rare thing of genuinely changing his lovely opinions and making amends for them and how often do you see that these days

yeah, about five years ago a buddy of mine had this guy fieri war where we'd insert guy fieri being a wiener into whatever. i'd change his background, he'd put a "signed picture" on my desk, etc. it peaked when my wife was pregnant with our son: i grabbed an ultrasound clip from youtube and then edited it so that guy fieri popped in going "THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!". he was so excited for me when i was showing it to him, i felt bad when guy fieri popped out :(

for some reason that guy still talks to me

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





The Fool posted:

hooking them to my collar feels like the douchier option.

you are incorrect

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





being mean for fun is incompatible with eudaimonia

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





Jonny 290 posted:

scrum, sodomy, and the lash

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





lmao I just remembered forte agent

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





shoes, on the other hand

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





oops I meant other foot

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





lmao bsd you're so defensive about your shoes. its ok for you to love shoes, man. you don't have to pretend you're doing it out of ~*~career necessity~*~ or whatever, you can just enjoy nice footwear if that's your thing

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





lol holy poo poo

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





new edge case: lid was down, huge mess, divorce imminent

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





carry on then posted:

not pictured: losers

just turn off your monitor

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





TerminalRaptor posted:

1995, which was 15 years ago.

:eyepop:

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





Schadenboner posted:

the inscrutable locals have been working at for thousands of years

it is very difficult for an individual to study something for thousands of years

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