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Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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cat face joe; Doctor Rope

it's been almost 10 years since i was on ok cupid but im p. sure they had a race filter

# ¿ Jun 2, 2020 18:22

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# ¿ May 19, 2022 22:56

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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haveblue posted:

I don't know about a filter but they do have a blog post about interracial relationships that was both interesting and depressing

e: never mind, looks like they rebooted their blog in 2017 and the entries older than that are gone

yeah it was some poo poo like white women respond to black and asian men the least and white men didn't talk to black women at all

# ¿ Jun 2, 2020 19:21

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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cat face joe; Doctor Rope

if zuck has a huge dong then he's probably got super weird balls

# ¿ Jun 3, 2020 19:08

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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cat face joe; Doctor Rope

he's probably still got weird balls

# ¿ Jun 3, 2020 19:20

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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cat face joe; Doctor Rope

Shame Boy posted:

new york city's police could build their own loving space shuttle and a pad to launch it from and still have one of the most well-funded police forces in the country

don't give musk ideas

# ¿ Jun 4, 2020 15:02

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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DELETE CASCADE posted:

we better stop having encrypted otr messaging too because cops can use that to coordinate lynchings in a way that can't be wiretapped or subpoenaed or traced back to them. like i'm 100% certain there are cops out there doing this right now. why is nobody arguing to ban or stop working on that technology? i guess like captain foo said, the problem with facial recognition specifically is that the downsides outweigh the upsides, where in the case of encrypted messaging the privacy benefits to society are worth it? could just be a failure of imagination, maybe there are enough positives to facial recognition that you aren't thinking of. then again, the government totally does try to stop people from having access to encryption, while they don't seem to care about civilian use of face recognition tech... so i kind of see your point

# ¿ Jun 9, 2020 20:27

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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DELETE CASCADE posted:

remember the kid in high school who discovered ayn rand and libertarianism and got real super excited about how he had all the answers to everyone's problems, knew exactly how society was going to go, and gosh he just can't help but share that knowledge with you, won't you let him save your soul?

well jonny 290 is like that but for leftism. he comes from arkansas ffs, he just figured out that leftism is real and cool and it's his friend. let him have his fun, he'll grow out of it and become a fully cynical day drinking six figgie fucklord like the rest of us, give it time

# ¿ Jun 15, 2020 19:49

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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cat face joe; Doctor Rope

bkaze it

# ¿ Jun 15, 2020 22:08

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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cat face joe; Doctor Rope

people keep telling us our house is a nice starter home and we're like uh pending some huge change in our lives we plan to die here lol

# ¿ Jun 16, 2020 15:12

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

This has been an interesting decade for housing in Pittsburgh.

checks out

# ¿ Jun 16, 2020 15:15

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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cat face joe; Doctor Rope

we paid too much for our house but we dodged a rent increase and our rate is decent. our city was completely out of control, houses were getting 20 offers within hours of going on the market and banks were paying list prices in cash, sight unseen. the latter there was a big problem and seeing the "updates" banks were making to these flipped houses were extremely lol worthy. ooh granite countertops and home depot light fixtures but did anyone think to do something about the ceiling crack that runs from front to back of the house?

# ¿ Jun 16, 2020 15:25

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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cat face joe; Doctor Rope

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I'm sorta curious as to what BMW's selling point is in 2020 besides "REAR WHEEL DRIVE!" , which most of their customer base won't understand.

I grew up with RWD cars and I prefer RWD, most of their customers don't know and won't give a poo poo.

americans want four wheel drive. FOUR WHEEL DRIVE GODDAMMIT i want to drive over curbs like that woman in the land rover commercial!

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 15:48

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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Amethyst posted:

Delete the stupid cat thread

agreein' w/amethyst

# ¿ Sep 12, 2020 08:53

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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El Mero Mero posted:

They forced it by upping the contrast on one side slightly so that twitter's racist algorithm thought one side was white, but it's still a fantastic joke.

dang, you cracked the case, professor funslayer

# ¿ Sep 22, 2020 17:57

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1313502343426646016

# ¿ Oct 6, 2020 16:26

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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Shame Boy posted:

last time i went to the DMV i made an appointment online like a couple weeks ahead of time, got there and it was fuckin' packed, like every seat was full, some people were mumbling about having been there like two hours already, etc.

sat down for maybe 30 seconds and they immediately called me cuz I had an appointment and i got to piss literally everyone else there off

the last time i went id made an appointment and still had to wait almost an hour. people near me said they'd been there since 7am and it was like 2pm

# ¿ Oct 10, 2020 01:36

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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cat face joe; Doctor Rope

$3500 a month on food is insane

# ¿ Oct 11, 2020 21:04

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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Cold on a Cob posted:

lol airbnb parties are still happening during covid

https://twitter.com/lucastimmons/status/1316033400327737345?s=20

must have been a tow truck on the other side of the wall

# ¿ Oct 15, 2020 14:56

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol that list of marks

vietnam, brazil, pennsylvania, wisconsin, indonesia

and by gum, it put them on the map!

# ¿ Oct 19, 2020 20:50

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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cat face joe; Doctor Rope

https://twitter.com/topherflorence/status/1386717509806604292

# ¿ Apr 26, 2021 16:41

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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Ansible Adams posted:

the noid is going to get you.

https://twitter.com/KennethLogins/status/943207335450890240

# ¿ Apr 26, 2021 17:13

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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shoeberto posted:

gently caress me, yeah.

I do alright. I'll break six figgies this year if raises continue on the same track that they have. I have been just seeing what's out there and a lot of moves could probably get me a quick $10-20k bump. My main fear is giving up flexibility and taking on more crunch. I can't imagine the half-a-mil salary people have anything even closely resembling a work-life balance.

yeah, they probably work a full 10, maybe even 12 hours a week

# ¿ Apr 27, 2021 21:16

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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rotor posted:

ehhhh

this is more true with C-levels because what they do so rarely resembles work but like senior software managers at big companies work 12-14 hour days on the reg

like they fuckin get PAID for it, but like that poo poo only comes for free at the highest levels

not the way you guys talk about it

# ¿ Apr 27, 2021 22:47

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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cat face joe; Doctor Rope

ive just been telling them what i want. i know what jobs im qualified for pay and if they don't want to pay that oh well. told the one ive got an amount well over the range they were offering andd they said ok fine come on in

# ¿ Apr 28, 2021 01:08

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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refleks posted:

pro move. gently caress email fascists

you'll never stop me, nerd. reply or pay the price

# ¿ Apr 28, 2021 13:30

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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cat face joe; Doctor Rope

it's been making me crazy cause companies i work for and with have been factoring it into their decisions instead of telling tesla and others to gently caress off. two jobs ago our sales team was scrambling to win some huge project that was a half million cars. it was later revealed that half of these were going to be self driving and of course were silently cut from the project some months later

# ¿ Apr 28, 2021 13:40

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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Bhodi posted:

ive put a 30m checkin on your calendar instead, plz RSVP so we can do this unnecessarily face to face

lmao if you think my calendar isn't filled with fake meetings i set up myself

# ¿ Apr 28, 2021 13:43

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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PCjr sidecar posted:

a cop for every driverless bus

it's a jobs program when you really think about it

# ¿ Apr 28, 2021 14:31

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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ADINSX posted:

every morning i wake up and open palm slam the f5 button on my yospos browser. its tori raging about brunch again and right then and there I start arguging with the main character, tori

he does his move and he does that move hard

# ¿ Apr 28, 2021 14:48

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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kitten emergency posted:

i don't live in flyover country, i live in new york where we're actually capable of following public health advice and vaccination programs and have cut covid infection rates to the single digit %'s. sucks to live in pittsburgh i guess!

you seem way too invested in your terrible garbage dump city

# ¿ Apr 28, 2021 14:49

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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the talent deficit posted:

detroit, houston and los angeles. and that's only cities i've lived in

i don't know about the others but the detroit light rail is like two miles long and primarily to keep white people from driving drunk

# ¿ Apr 28, 2021 17:14

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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PCjr sidecar posted:

driving drunk downtown, that is

they still drive back from the terminus to their burbs

an important point, thank you

# ¿ Apr 28, 2021 17:20

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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mediaphage posted:

really glad to see i'm getting rent-free living space in stringents head these days

don't worry about it. he's dumb as gently caress

Stringent posted:

keep it up, you're funny af

christ, you are dumb as gently caress

# ¿ Apr 30, 2021 15:47

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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cat face joe; Doctor Rope

We tried a vegetable garden last year and all we got were some hot peppers off of one plant. We're skipping it this year and just using that space for more ornamental stuff that we have success with.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2021 18:38

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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cat face joe; Doctor Rope

qirex posted:

this is unusual since I thought tech vendor bribes were just something the whole industry decided to pretend didn't exist

no, it just means they got too greedy

# ¿ May 1, 2021 23:20

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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cool av posted:

lol the video of this is even more absurd, it looks like it takes about 10 minutes to inflate and doesn't even work right

https://vp.nyt.com/video/2021/04/26/93322_1_00google-office-video4_wg_720p.mp4

*wall finally fills after 40 minutes* man, i gotta poo poo

# ¿ May 1, 2021 23:26

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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mystes posted:

Wow, a "space dedicated to focused work" they should really come up with a name for that.

we have these in my office (which no one is ever at) but they're not some twee bullshit like this. our desks are terrible. they have these six inch tall dividers and you're almost touching the person next to you. i was hired during wfh so ive never been there with more than three other people but im not looking forward to going back

:bsdsnype:

# ¿ May 2, 2021 03:43

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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cat face joe; Doctor Rope

how would the q maniacs even react to having to pay to use fb?

# ¿ May 4, 2021 23:18

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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wargames posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vRJgCEWUXE

grossmand is a shitheel, and inrange likes to make fun of him.

sheepdog lol

# ¿ May 6, 2021 18:14

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# ¿ May 19, 2022 22:56

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; where did you come from
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AnimeIsTrash posted:

I'm actually 27.

Outside of hbag, I think there is another goon around my age that posts in the pos.

Improbable lobster is also a childe like yourself

# ¿ May 6, 2021 18:15

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