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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

That's kind of the point of the New Testament. Jesus shows up because everyone hosed up the Old Covenant with thousands of years of misinterpretation, manipulation, and greed so he shows up to simplify it as "don't be a loving rear end in a top hat to each other." So then he was followed by thousands of years of misinterpretation, manipulation, and greed.

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Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
God made homosexuals and transgender people, hth.

Anyway uh, Jim Cornette is a bad person.

Punch McLightning fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Feb 19, 2020

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Punch McLightning posted:

God made homosexuals and transgendered people, hth.

Anyway uh, Jim Cornette is a bad person.

:hmmyes:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The Gospel of Mark, the authentic Paul letters, the disputed Paul letters, the obviously fake Paul letters, Matthew and Luke and John each come from a different place in time and each have a different vision of Jesus and his mission. Some state all are equal in Christ, some demand the release of slaves, some are OK with slaves, some say women are inferior, some women equal, but all of the books of the New Testament agree on one thing: Jim Cornette is poopy.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

MassRafTer posted:

The Gospel of Mark, the authentic Paul letters, the disputed Paul letters, the obviously fake Paul letters, Matthew and Luke and John each come from a different place in time and each have a different vision of Jesus and his mission. Some state all are equal in Christ, some demand the release of slaves, some are OK with slaves, some say women are inferior, some women equal, but all of the books of the New Testament agree on one thing: Jim Cornette is poopy.

The only Paul letters I know are "HHH"

Yukaichiban
Feb 7, 2020

by Athanatos
All this bible talk, ick. Main character is a drat jobber.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

If you ask me all the gospels are for Marks

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Your post was cool, but you should know that this is not.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Jim Cornette still sucks even if you put a funny hat on him.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MassRafTer posted:

The Gospel of Mark, the authentic Paul letters, the disputed Paul letters, the obviously fake Paul letters, Matthew and Luke and John each come from a different place in time and each have a different vision of Jesus and his mission. Some state all are equal in Christ, some demand the release of slaves, some are OK with slaves, some say women are inferior, some women equal, but all of the books of the New Testament agree on one thing: Jim Cornette is poopy.

Now THAT is some fine theology :hellyeah:

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer

WSAENOTSOCK posted:

Your post was cool, but you should know that this is not.

I’m sorry. I thought that was the acceptable terminology. What should I say instead? I’ll edit the post.

Lurks With Wolves
Jan 14, 2013

At least I don't dance with them, right?

Punch McLightning posted:

I’m sorry. I thought that was the acceptable terminology. What should I say instead? I’ll edit the post.

It's not that bad, transgendered just makes you sound a doctor in the 80s talking about gynophilia. Adding the -ed makes you sound old-fashioned, which means there's the risk of you being an old blowhard like Cornette who stopped learning new things about trans issues decades ago, so just drop it and you're basically fine.

EDIT: 'It' being the -ed on transgendered, to be clear. Just say transgender people, it's fine.

Lurks With Wolves fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Feb 19, 2020

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Transgender. No "ed." I know you didn't mean anything by it. Just spreadin' the world.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Yeah Punch McLightning was trying to use correct terminology so i'm glad nobody went nuts on them about it

Outside of a select shithead or two that are still allowed to post their hate here for whatever reason this subforum has come such a long way in being respectful about this and so many other things and it's cool to have seen first hand how it's changed over the years

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Outside of a select shithead or two that are still allowed to post their hate here for whatever reason this subforum has come such a long way in being respectful about this and so many other things and it's cool to have seen first hand how it's changed over the years
It really has, and it makes me so, so happy. :3:

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I still make a mistake with my terminology or wording from time to time and when I do that little voice that catches it and tells me to straighten up is usually from this forum and WSAENOTSTOCK specifically. And like I really appreciate that patience and understanding and wish you didn't have to go through it and that I could just do better quicker.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Most trans people I know can absolutely tell when people are trying and it makes all the difference in the world.

Jim Cornette is a piece of poo poo.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

AP has a style guide when talking about non-cis folx

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
Ah hell, sorry everyone. I’ve fixed it above and will try to not make that gently caress up again. Thanks for being patient and teaching me something today.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Punch McLightning posted:

Ah hell, sorry everyone. I’ve fixed it above and will try to not make that gently caress up again. Thanks for being patient and teaching me something today.

It’s cool. You’re not the first. Porn director Chelsea Poe had to be the one to set me straight.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/adambroachphoto/status/1232367711063244800
I'm going to be sued in internet court for Cornette libel :(

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

MassRafTer posted:

https://twitter.com/adambroachphoto/status/1232367711063244800
I'm going to be sued in internet court for Cornette libel :(

I hope Stephen tells this dumbass to quit snitch tagging him.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

how come i can't view that guy's tweet except for on here.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

he's got ball cancer

https://www.gofundme.com/f/adamsmedfund?utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer&utm_campaign=p_lico+share-sheet

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


Off topic and I truly do not mean to rub salt in this wound but this thing reads like the exact timeline of my own diagnosis and treatment for nuts cancer, except the part where this dude gets a bill for 12K and I only paid about $20 for a cab ride from the hospital after the procedure.

Vote Bernie, my friends.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

flashy_mcflash posted:

Off topic and I truly do not mean to rub salt in this wound but this thing reads like the exact timeline of my own diagnosis and treatment for nuts cancer, except the part where this dude gets a bill for 12K and I only paid about $20 for a cab ride from the hospital after the procedure.

Vote Bernie, my friends.

Whoa hold up there, chief, that might require me to vote for a guy that wants to me respect brown people and that's against the first amendment or something. Hard pass.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Adam Bloach

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Cavauro posted:

how come i can't view that guy's tweet except for on here.

It means you’re blocked.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Please keep posting tweets of people who have blocked me. i don't feel like logging out

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

MassRafTer posted:

https://twitter.com/adambroachphoto/status/1232367711063244800
I'm going to be sued in internet court for Cornette libel :(

maybe one of jim's toadies will write a stephen p new song about you

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

TheKingslayer posted:

Whoa hold up there, chief, that might require me to vote for a guy that wants to me respect brown people and that's against the first amendment or something. Hard pass.

https://twitter.com/adambroachphoto/status/1232365439843524609

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

jim cornette retweets a shitload of things about pizza

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Been thinking a fucklode about pizza tonight and this morning.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008


For fucks sake...

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I know its just like a thing humans do and somewhere in my life I'm probably doing it to some extent, but it always blows my mind how someone can attach their identity so much to a random thing like "Jim Cornette's podcast" that they then declare themselves "Cult of Cornette". I know how it happens when you're just looking for something to latch onto or fill something and I know it happens everywhere especially with radio and podcast hosts and I know I'm capable of it but like... how?

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
jim got so mad at orange cassidy he deleted the ppv and didn't watch mox/jericho

it's wrapped back around to being funny for me, hearing this shithead get apoplectic at a wrestling show he paid $50 for because yelling about it weekly is his only means of staying relevant

the guy who doesn't talk and gives a thumbs up made ol jimmy so mad he was cussing at his TV and missed a match he would've liked

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
Modern medicine truly is a wonder, because Jim somehow hasn’t had a stroke yet.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Im glad AEW got some of this idiot’s money

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Shocked he made it past the tag match.

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FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Imagine trying to dunk on some 'internet mark' for having a WON/F4W sub, while buying burger towels and citing the pledge of Corncob or whatever Family Guy poo poo he thinks is genius.

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