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he tells a good bobby eaton story in that clip before he starts joking about firing/fining them. 25 minutes but worth the listen imo.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:he tells a good bobby eaton story in that clip before he starts joking about firing/fining them. 25 minutes but worth the listen imo. I remember Jim telling 3 funny stories: 1. It was a common rib to go to a group of kids, point at another wrestler's car, and go, "Listen, you loving kids, that's my car, and you better not loving touch it, or I'll kick the poo poo out of you", and then walk into the store/gas station/whatever. Eaton likely pulled this on whatever face they were feuding with. 2. Teddy Long is driving Ron Simmons and JBL to the next town, and Ron/JBL are getting loaded in the back. Teddy gets pulled over, and is so nervous he's failing the sobriety check. JBL decides to man up, gets out of the car, and admits all the beer cans are his. Simmons sticks his head out of the window, and yells, "gently caress you, I'm drunk too!" 3. Teddy is driving Ron and JBL again, in the snow, and worried about being late. JBL complains he has to piss, and Teddy agrees to pull over on the side of the road. After JBL gets back in, Teddy peels out, and JBL goes, "That's not funny." He repeats it again, and eventually tells Teddy he left Ron on the side of the road. Teddy argues he's in the back seat, and after a few moments, looks in the back of the car to see Ron's not there. There was nowhere to turn around, so Teddy drives backwards, slowly, in the snow, for a mile, to go get Ron Simmons, who's waiting in a blizzard on the side of the road.
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fyi, bobby eaton had a stalker who called him her "little tater" and she kept a basket full of potatoes with little bobby eaton wigs on her nightstand.
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Aesop Poprock posted:So Jim Cornette and the Rock n Roll Express have definitely all cummed on each other like multiple times right. Just wanted to get a slightly different feel for if I watch their HoF speech again Bobby does love his pornos after all ya know 
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This thread provides a valuable service as a toilet for Jim discussion but it should also be closed so that no one actually can, as he doesnt deserve it So when anyone in another thread tries to talk Jim they get told to come here, but it's closed, and as a result no Jim discussion can happen, as it should be Get bent Jim
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Imagine going to a signing to talk to your favourite wrestler and he's not even looking at you, just watching pornhub on his phone. King moves.
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Robert is a pro, he can keep one eye on his pornos while also looking you in the eye and giving you a first class fan experience.
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Tato posted:Robert is a pro, he can keep one eye on his pornos while also looking you in the eye and giving you a first class fan experience. Dammit I feel bad for laughing at this. Thanks Tato.
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Ad by Khad posted:This thread provides a valuable service as a toilet for Jim discussion but it should also be closed so that no one actually can, as he doesnt deserve it might as well make mentioning jim cornette at all a ban
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Mulaney Power Move posted:might as well make mentioning jim cornette at all a ban see, now you're getting there
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J*m C*rn*tt*
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Mulaney Power Move posted:might as well make mentioning jim cornette at all a ban We've already seen Horny posting banned, should be no problem to add Corny posting to that as well.
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https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1299706115593183232?s=20 Satin and Corny are at each other’s throats about TV-14, AEW, stalking porn stars, and cuckoldry.
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JUNGLE BOY posted:https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1299706115593183232?s=20 https://youtu.be/XKdJ6DnPhzk
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JUNGLE BOY posted:https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1299706115593183232?s=20 no one wins in this scenario
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Punch McLightning posted:no one wins in this scenario Unless they escalate so far that both are permabanned from Twitter, in which case we all would win.
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I can't think of a better final fate for either of those two than just arguing with each other for eternity while no one else has to even remember they exist Also, SMW was 99% poo poo and frequently racist. Rock N Roll Express and Heavenly Bodies carried that promotion, no one else.
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Satin's girlfriend had to come defend him from from Cornette https://twitter.com/sendaravenplz/status/1299735351213260803?s=19
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Sincerely the father
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Pinche Rudo posted:Satin's girlfriend had to come defend him from from Cornette peak cringe. maximum cringe.
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Punch McLightning posted:no one wins in this scenario Let them fight.
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Pinche Rudo posted:Satin's girlfriend had to come defend him from from Cornette I cannot tell if this is someone taking the piss or Satin's actual girlfriend and it is way funnier the second way.
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Punch McLightning posted:no one wins in this scenario On the other hand, it's entirely possible that they'll both say/do something stupid that gets them banned from Twitter. 
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Pinche Rudo posted:Satin's girlfriend had to come defend him from from Cornette 
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I'm dreading whatever terrible thing Cornette is gonna say about Erica.
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It's rad when two pieces of poo poo try to destroy each other
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Pinche Rudo posted:Satin's girlfriend had to come defend him from from Cornette What happened here?
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dsriggs posted:What happened here? There's a whole thread about some slap fight between the two and Satin's girlfriend popped in with a cringe worthy attempt at a defense of Satin. It's hilarious seeing the stupidity and immaturity of all three dipshits involved. https://twitter.com/TheJimCornette/status/1299706993872171014?s=19
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There's something great about Cornette actually making a good point and Satin just going straight to sophomoric "YOU'RE A CUCK!" insults. Because it's exactly what Cornette does when confronted with a good point!
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Funnier than I should be, given my face. 
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Before we give Cornette any credit for a single non-insane statement it should be noted he also said this week that WWE should’ve fined or fired Mandy Rose and Sonya DeVille for being in the same house together when the psycho broke in because it breaks the kayfabe of their feud.
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Dacap posted:Before we give Cornette any credit for a single non-insane statement it should be noted he also said this week that WWE should’ve fined or fired Mandy Rose and Sonya DeVille for being in the same house together when the psycho broke in because it breaks the kayfabe of their feud. Hasn't he also been a complete poo poo to Dana Brooke, like, a lot?
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https://twitter.com/lexlanham/status/1296649840189988864 Cornette lost his case against G-Raver over the shirts that the latter produced following Cornette saying that he deserved to die because he was a deathmatch wrestler. Twitter thread here goes into the ruling in a little depth but in summary: Cornette sued for trademark infringement (his name and likeness I guess); dilution, Cybersquatting and Violation of the Right to Publicity. The court decided that the shirt was clearly parody and critiqued Cornette's views on death match wrestling so protected under first amendment rights; the shirt clearly couldn't be confused with anything that Cornette could have produced himself, that while Cornette's name could be trademarked he isn't famous enough for it to be dilution (lol) and even if it was their uses of it are different enough to protect G-Raver. Finally because of all of this and because the shirts are transformative and were devised by G-Raver the right to publicity stuff wouldn't work either. The TL;dr here is that he sued a dude who was seriously injured in a wrestling match and trying to get some money for medical bills and lost on every count.
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the four fingers on thumb street
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You can read the whole ruling here: https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/16624943/60/cornette-v-graver/ I'm reading through it now; one interesting note is that t-shirts accounted for $40,000 in sales for Cornette's Collectibles in 2019, which was 15% of his overall sales. So Cornette grossed over $265,000 last year on merch alone, not counting YouTube ad revenue or podcast ad read revenue.
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drat, being a grifter pays well
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God drat Jim Cornette loving sucks. Just wanted to say that.
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SamuraiFoochs posted:God drat Jim Cornette loving sucks. 
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davidbix posted:You can read the whole ruling here: https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/16624943/60/cornette-v-graver/ that is loving unreal
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