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Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


he tells a good bobby eaton story in that clip before he starts joking about firing/fining them. 25 minutes but worth the listen imo.

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into trouble.

Mulaney Power Move posted:

he tells a good bobby eaton story in that clip before he starts joking about firing/fining them. 25 minutes but worth the listen imo.

I remember Jim telling 3 funny stories:

1. It was a common rib to go to a group of kids, point at another wrestler's car, and go, "Listen, you loving kids, that's my car, and you better not loving touch it, or I'll kick the poo poo out of you", and then walk into the store/gas station/whatever. Eaton likely pulled this on whatever face they were feuding with.

2. Teddy Long is driving Ron Simmons and JBL to the next town, and Ron/JBL are getting loaded in the back. Teddy gets pulled over, and is so nervous he's failing the sobriety check. JBL decides to man up, gets out of the car, and admits all the beer cans are his. Simmons sticks his head out of the window, and yells, "gently caress you, I'm drunk too!"

3. Teddy is driving Ron and JBL again, in the snow, and worried about being late. JBL complains he has to piss, and Teddy agrees to pull over on the side of the road. After JBL gets back in, Teddy peels out, and JBL goes, "That's not funny." He repeats it again, and eventually tells Teddy he left Ron on the side of the road. Teddy argues he's in the back seat, and after a few moments, looks in the back of the car to see Ron's not there. There was nowhere to turn around, so Teddy drives backwards, slowly, in the snow, for a mile, to go get Ron Simmons, who's waiting in a blizzard on the side of the road.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


fyi, bobby eaton had a stalker who called him her "little tater" and she kept a basket full of potatoes with little bobby eaton wigs on her nightstand.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values


Aesop Poprock posted:

So Jim Cornette and the Rock n Roll Express have definitely all cummed on each other like multiple times right. Just wanted to get a slightly different feel for if I watch their HoF speech again

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Bobby does love his pornos after all ya know

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Jul 25, 2007

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This thread provides a valuable service as a toilet for Jim discussion but it should also be closed so that no one actually can, as he doesnt deserve it

So when anyone in another thread tries to talk Jim they get told to come here, but it's closed, and as a result no Jim discussion can happen, as it should be

Get bent Jim

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010


Imagine going to a signing to talk to your favourite wrestler and he's not even looking at you, just watching pornhub on his phone.

King moves.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values


Robert is a pro, he can keep one eye on his pornos while also looking you in the eye and giving you a first class fan experience.

Kirios
Jan 25, 2010



Tato posted:

Robert is a pro, he can keep one eye on his pornos while also looking you in the eye and giving you a first class fan experience.

Dammit I feel bad for laughing at this. Thanks Tato.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


Ad by Khad posted:

This thread provides a valuable service as a toilet for Jim discussion but it should also be closed so that no one actually can, as he doesnt deserve it

So when anyone in another thread tries to talk Jim they get told to come here, but it's closed, and as a result no Jim discussion can happen, as it should be

Get bent Jim

might as well make mentioning jim cornette at all a ban

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!


Mulaney Power Move posted:

might as well make mentioning jim cornette at all a ban

see, now you're getting there

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES


J*m C*rn*tt*

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




Mulaney Power Move posted:

might as well make mentioning jim cornette at all a ban

We've already seen Horny posting banned, should be no problem to add Corny posting to that as well.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 22, 2019





https://twitter.com/ryansatin/statu...5593183232?s=20

Satin and Corny are at each other’s throats about TV-14, AEW, stalking porn stars, and cuckoldry.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW



JUNGLE BOY posted:

https://twitter.com/ryansatin/statu...5593183232?s=20

Satin and Corny are at each other’s throats about TV-14, AEW, stalking porn stars, and cuckoldry.

https://youtu.be/XKdJ6DnPhzk

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

family sticks together





Grimey Drawer

JUNGLE BOY posted:

https://twitter.com/ryansatin/statu...5593183232?s=20

Satin and Corny are at each other’s throats about TV-14, AEW, stalking porn stars, and cuckoldry.

no one wins in this scenario

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




Punch McLightning posted:

no one wins in this scenario

Unless they escalate so far that both are permabanned from Twitter, in which case we all would win.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values


I can't think of a better final fate for either of those two than just arguing with each other for eternity while no one else has to even remember they exist

Also, SMW was 99% poo poo and frequently racist. Rock N Roll Express and Heavenly Bodies carried that promotion, no one else.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005



Satin's girlfriend had to come defend him from from Cornette

https://twitter.com/sendaravenplz/s...1213260803?s=19

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Sincerely the father

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
Good luck with your depression!


Pinche Rudo posted:

Satin's girlfriend had to come defend him from from Cornette

https://twitter.com/sendaravenplz/s...1213260803?s=19

peak cringe. maximum cringe.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


Punch McLightning posted:

no one wins in this scenario

Let them fight.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.




Pinche Rudo posted:

Satin's girlfriend had to come defend him from from Cornette

https://twitter.com/sendaravenplz/s...1213260803?s=19

I cannot tell if this is someone taking the piss or Satin's actual girlfriend and it is way funnier the second way.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Eh.



Punch McLightning posted:

no one wins in this scenario

On the other hand, it's entirely possible that they'll both say/do something stupid that gets them banned from Twitter.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values


Pinche Rudo posted:

Satin's girlfriend had to come defend him from from Cornette

https://twitter.com/sendaravenplz/s...1213260803?s=19

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016
Congrats to Bix on his fav character King K Rool getting into smash!

I'm dreading whatever terrible thing Cornette is gonna say about Erica.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



It's rad when two pieces of poo poo try to destroy each other

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!


Pinche Rudo posted:

Satin's girlfriend had to come defend him from from Cornette

https://twitter.com/sendaravenplz/s...1213260803?s=19

What happened here?

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005



dsriggs posted:

What happened here?

There's a whole thread about some slap fight between the two and Satin's girlfriend popped in with a cringe worthy attempt at a defense of Satin. It's hilarious seeing the stupidity and immaturity of all three dipshits involved.

https://twitter.com/TheJimCornette/...3872171014?s=19

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

The M stands for MOX

There's something great about Cornette actually making a good point and Satin just going straight to sophomoric "YOU'RE A CUCK!" insults.

Because it's exactly what Cornette does when confronted with a good point!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



Funnier than I should be, given my face.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.




Before we give Cornette any credit for a single non-insane statement it should be noted he also said this week that WWE should’ve fined or fired Mandy Rose and Sonya DeVille for being in the same house together when the psycho broke in because it breaks the kayfabe of their feud.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

The M stands for MOX

Dacap posted:

Before we give Cornette any credit for a single non-insane statement it should be noted he also said this week that WWE should’ve fined or fired Mandy Rose and Sonya DeVille for being in the same house together when the psycho broke in because it breaks the kayfabe of their feud.

Hasn't he also been a complete poo poo to Dana Brooke, like, a lot?

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

https://twitter.com/lexlanham/statu...649840189988864

Cornette lost his case against G-Raver over the shirts that the latter produced following Cornette saying that he deserved to die because he was a deathmatch wrestler. Twitter thread here goes into the ruling in a little depth but in summary: Cornette sued for trademark infringement (his name and likeness I guess); dilution, Cybersquatting and Violation of the Right to Publicity. The court decided that the shirt was clearly parody and critiqued Cornette's views on death match wrestling so protected under first amendment rights; the shirt clearly couldn't be confused with anything that Cornette could have produced himself, that while Cornette's name could be trademarked he isn't famous enough for it to be dilution (lol) and even if it was their uses of it are different enough to protect G-Raver. Finally because of all of this and because the shirts are transformative and were devised by G-Raver the right to publicity stuff wouldn't work either.

The TL;dr here is that he sued a dude who was seriously injured in a wrestling match and trying to get some money for medical bills and lost on every count.

Mob
May 6, 2002

Me reading your posts



the four fingers on thumb street

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016
Congrats to Bix on his fav character King K Rool getting into smash!

You can read the whole ruling here: https://www.courtlistener.com/docke...nette-v-graver/

I'm reading through it now; one interesting note is that t-shirts accounted for $40,000 in sales for Cornette's Collectibles in 2019, which was 15% of his overall sales. So Cornette grossed over $265,000 last year on merch alone, not counting YouTube ad revenue or podcast ad read revenue.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 22, 2019





drat, being a grifter pays well

extradite THIS!
Mar 8, 2010






Imagine giving this pathetic old shithead money

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007





Grimey Drawer

God drat Jim Cornette loving sucks.

Just wanted to say that.

extradite THIS!
Mar 8, 2010






SamuraiFoochs posted:

God drat Jim Cornette loving sucks.

Just wanted to say that.

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
Good luck with your depression!


davidbix posted:

You can read the whole ruling here: https://www.courtlistener.com/docke...nette-v-graver/

I'm reading through it now; one interesting note is that t-shirts accounted for $40,000 in sales for Cornette's Collectibles in 2019, which was 15% of his overall sales. So Cornette grossed over $265,000 last year on merch alone, not counting YouTube ad revenue or podcast ad read revenue.

that is loving unreal

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