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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007




Buglord

Junpei Hyde posted:

Thread raters should remain a mystery

much like evolution

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!


but what isn't a mystery is how much jim cornette hates women and minorities

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Alaois posted:

but what isn't a mystery is how much jim cornette hates women and minorities

Source: Jim Cornette.

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013


Never believe in lies





Alaois posted:

but what isn't a mystery is how much jim cornette hates women and minorities

He doesn't hate them, just despises them. Completely different.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

GET BACK UP

Alaois posted:

but what isn't a mystery is how much jim cornette hates women and minorities

So you're saying he didn't like Evolution?

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


say what you will about my close personal friend corny - he supports the post office in these troubled times.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



I rate all of you 5's but Jim Cornette a 0

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4



Grimey Drawer

Chris James 2 posted:

Mod Edit: Don't post people's thread ratings.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

the gently caress is this? ppl been posting thread ratings forever. shameful mods. no knowledge of forums history. pathetic.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4



Grimey Drawer

i looked up this anna jay young lady and have reached my decision: she is blisteringly hot

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4



Grimey Drawer

idk how i found myself in this forsaken subforum. goodbye

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back

I feel like I missed something. Is it bad to rate the thread a 1 or is it bad to rate it a 5?

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004






Lipstick Apathy

RenegadeStyle1 posted:

I feel like I missed something. Is it bad to rate the thread a 1 or is it bad to rate it a 5?

5 is literally saying you agree with every word Jim Cornette says and it also counts as a sign up sheet for taking a run at his wife.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


RenegadeStyle1 posted:

I feel like I missed something. Is it bad to rate the thread a 1 or is it bad to rate it a 5?

Go Hog Wild and rate a thread whatever you like (or do what most people do and accidentally click a thread rating while trying to get back to the forum index).

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



Rating this thread 1 or 4 means you agree with every word Jim Cornette says and are mad at the thread where everyone makes fun of him and attacks those who don't. very irrefutable.

Seth Rollins
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

if you rate a thread 1, then 1 again, then 2, then 3, a parrot appears on the screen and says "5, eureka." i'm sure you all know about this old forums easter egg, but it still makes me smile.

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can you still rate a thread 0

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



Seth Rollins posted:

if you rate a thread 1, then 1 again, then 2, then 3, a parrot appears on the screen and says "5, eureka." i'm sure you all know about this old forums easter egg, but it still makes me smile.

doing this and finding out it's real made me feel a lot better. i had just been reading about the netflix movie 'cuties' on this forum and was feeling unhappy.

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.

Seth Rollins posted:

if you rate a thread 1, then 1 again, then 2, then 3, a parrot appears on the screen and says "5, eureka." i'm sure you all know about this old forums easter egg, but it still makes me smile.

I both get and deeply appreciate this reference, forums poster Seth Rollins.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Tato posted:

Bobby does love his pornos after all ya know



Tbf slightly fairer I had just caught up on the jim cornette and wife sex hot tub stuff at the time without knowing about the bigger uh, sex scandal so my bad there

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


jim cornette recently recited his cheeseburger manifesto and it takes him an hour and a half from start to finish for him to prepare his own

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



Mulaney Power Move posted:

jim cornette recently recited his cheeseburger manifesto and it takes him an hour and a half from start to finish for him to prepare his own

that...sounds like an awful long time for one burg, no matter how delectable. like, does he have to seduce sous-vide the beef in the hot tub? regale the cheese with “hilarious” “anecdotes” about that old scamp Grizzly Smith while the other side of his mouth accuses Kenny Omega of child grooming? does he bake the buns with all his hot air about the good old days?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


Jim Cornette is at it again but has reach a level of irrelevancy that people aren't even bothering to clip the hateful remarks this time.

https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/stat...595453303844864

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


Also he's posting threats.

https://twitter.com/TheJimCornette/...656626254610432

Not sure what the rules are on twitter dot com about posting threats.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004






Lipstick Apathy

Where the gently caress does “Styles Bitchly” even come from

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!


i legitimately do not know what jim is saying in that tweet or who he is even talking about

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


Alaois posted:

i legitimately do not know what jim is saying in that tweet or who he is even talking about

Sorry, he is threatening Bix there.

Vagabundo
Mar 20, 2007

Donncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Donncha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?


Edit: Oh, never mind.

MassRafTer posted:

Also he's posting threats.

https://twitter.com/TheJimCornette/...656626254610432

Not sure what the rules are on twitter dot com about posting threats.

Who is he even talking about?

Critical
Aug 22, 2007

Time for some fuckin' garbage posting.



rip bix. leave me your scoops in the will pls

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009


Is Jim actually mad that Bix has blocked him? Doesn't Cornette block people all the time who call him on his poo poo?

Vagabundo
Mar 20, 2007

Donncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Donncha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?


Gaz-L posted:

Is Jim actually mad that Bix has blocked him? Doesn't Cornette block people all the time who call him on his poo poo?

Inconsistency and hypocrisy is very much on brand for that shouty pervert.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016
Congrats to Bix on his fav character King K Rool getting into smash!

Vagabundo posted:

Inconsistency and hypocrisy is very much on brand for that shouty pervert.
Pretty much. I can't wrap my head around it at all.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 22, 2019





having a public grudge against bix seems to be the litmus test for lovely scumbags in wrestling

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016
Congrats to Bix on his fav character King K Rool getting into smash!

JUNGLE BOY posted:

having a public grudge against bix seems to be the litmus test for lovely scumbags in wrestling
I can count the number of people in wrestling who don't like me but I genuinely wish things weren't that way on one hand and still have multiple fingers left over. It's basically just "people who I used to be friends with before we drifted apart but then they got angry at me without ever explaining why."

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Put that hateful old fucker's social media accounts in the ground, Bix

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


If Cornette gets even a 12 hour suspension it is going to be the funniest thing until Cornette dies and Russo announces that prior to his death he and Jim made peace.

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006


I feel like Cornette does just enough to risk getting banned from both Twitter and Youtube. He'd for sure have a rage heart attack if that happened.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

It's nearly impossible to get banned from YouTube unless you upload Disney movies multiple times or something. He is in almost no danger of losing his YouTube but Twitter is much more likely to ban relatively obscure figures for threats.

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davidbix
Jun 14, 2016
Congrats to Bix on his fav character King K Rool getting into smash!

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

It's nearly impossible to get banned from YouTube unless you upload Disney movies multiple times or something. He is in almost no danger of losing his YouTube but Twitter is much more likely to ban relatively obscure figures for threats.
Yeah, nobody's gonna get banned from YouTube for doing racisms unless they're at least at the Alex Jones level of the celebrity vs. controversy chart.

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