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Gaz-L posted:I guess it's because Joey is a little skinny-fat? Like he doesn't exactly have an 8 pack, but he doesn't look massively out of shape either. indeed, how could that grotesque specimen of worker possibly hope to surpass the unequaled physical perfection of Jim “Adonis” Cornette “you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like” —the human embodiment of  with extra paunch and an ever-retreating hairline
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Gaz-L posted:So I literally put more thought into it that he did? good ol Corny never fails to disappoint e: that’s why he’s a legend of the biz~
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Seams posted:uhhhhhhhh I’m gonna harmonize with you on that uhhhhhhhh and add a descant of fuckin’ what
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coconono posted:man gently caress Jim Cornette. I hope his old wrestling tapes kept him company today, because I sure as hell wouldn’t wish his miserable bigoted outrage-addicted presence on anybody else’s Yuletide festivities
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corny sucks as a person for insisting on saying and doing bigoted pigshit that hurts people he also sucks as a performer b/c he won’t even consider updating or reworking his fuckin material, the loving hack (I had a similar problem with Jerry Seinfeld’s “gay french king” thing. It’s not the audience at fault when they reject your obvious first-draft garbage, or your self-plagiarism from a Sketchy Beergut Wrestling taping of early nineteen eighty-gently caress)
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I'm irrationally annoyed that Cornette is mentioning Harpo Marx Harpo was universally regarded as a cool dude who was fun to spend time with, and who left behind a legacy of kindness and generosity; Jim Cornette is a smoldering human trash fire who should keep the names of his undisputed betters out of his mouth imo
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Feb 6, 2020 02:55
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imo that picture ought to be marked not work-safe what with the sickeningly filthy, grease-dribbling rear end in a top hat on proud display it’s cornse.cx e: coconono posted:but did he fuckin die no way we’re getting that lucky in this god-forgotten hellworld, not for a long time SatansOnion fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Apr 25, 2020 |
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Apr 25, 2020 18:57
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fuckin lmao at the wishful thinking evident in corny’s Tarzan cosplay in that thumbnail just, howls of derisive laughter
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May 16, 2020 02:55
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Benne posted:Is anyone even remotely surprised that Jim is one of those childfree weirdos for my part, not even slightly. children are generally still capable of joy, which confuses and enrages Corny in the way that everything confuses and enrages him that is not a fast-food trashburger
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May 17, 2020 06:19
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it’s like hello.jpg, only for the other end an entire subgenre of pictures the point of which is “look at how much this giant rear end in a top hat can shove inside himself”
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May 26, 2020 19:43
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Seams posted:I kinda feel sorry for this guy who will be forever known as “the worst person you know” I thought he was the other person implied in the headline, who just realized the validity of the worst person’s point explains his facial expression, imo
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Mulaney Power Move posted:jim cornette recently recited his cheeseburger manifesto and it takes him an hour and a half from start to finish for him to prepare his own that...sounds like an awful long time for one burg, no matter how delectable. like, does he have to
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