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CPL593H posted:What was I supposed to have? The front yard looks a lot worse. moss lawn yard looks p. dope 
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Nov 1, 2019 03:49
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Not yours, faker.
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Nov 1, 2019 03:54
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Goons either live in a perfectly manicured Japanese garden or a trailer park, there is no in between.
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Nov 1, 2019 03:55
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Burt Sexual posted:Not yours, faker. yes it is, to prove such, i have placed a sign and let my dog outside 
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Nov 1, 2019 04:03
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My Spirit Otter posted:yes it is, to prove such, i have placed a sign and let my dog outside Nice dog
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Nov 1, 2019 04:04
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Woah that’s a rad dog
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Nov 1, 2019 04:05
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Well poo poo
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Nov 1, 2019 04:05
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GeekTheMage posted:Nice dog bird with big dick posted:Woah that’s a rad dog ty guys, he didn't want to pose for the pic, but when itold him it was to own some nerd mod on something awful, he was totally down and put on his best clothes
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Nov 1, 2019 04:06
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My Spirit Otter posted:yes it is, to prove such, i have placed a sign and let my dog outside lmao
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Nov 1, 2019 05:01
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Does anyone else find it disturbing that a mod is asking for pictures of "young grass on the field"?
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Nov 1, 2019 05:08
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drat look at that dog he's rad as hell
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Nov 1, 2019 05:47
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how do I become a 'leaf carer' how do I reach a point in my life where I give a gently caress about leaves when the world is like this.
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Nov 1, 2019 05:51
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Motherfucker posted:how do I become a 'leaf carer' how do I reach a point in my life where I give a gently caress about leaves when the world is like this. About when you get excited for a new washing machine.
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Nov 1, 2019 06:06
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i rake and bag up leaves in watertight bags and then piss in em and seal em up. I have about ten bags on the go at once and after about a week of fermenting in my own piss I add it to my big compost pile.
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Nov 1, 2019 06:19
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:i rake and bag up leaves in watertight bags and then piss in em and seal em up. I have about ten bags on the go at once and after about a week of fermenting in my own piss I add it to my big compost pile. Whoa Whoa Whoa ... That's wasteful. Send those piss bags over my way.
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Nov 1, 2019 06:21
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i can offer 10L bags that have been used to store piss and leaves and will still contain trace amounts of both for a dollar a pop email me at pissbags AT gmail DOT com
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Nov 1, 2019 06:22
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i told the lady at the nursery where I buy all my plants that I'm pissing in bags of leaves to try and cultivate leaf mould and she looked at me funny and said she'd never heard of it so maybe i've been owned but we only have one toilet so imo its good to have an outdoor toilet (bag of leaves) for pissing in peak periods
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Nov 1, 2019 06:24
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here is a list of stuff that is ok to piss on in the garden. if it isn't on this list I wouldn't recommend it. fruit trees roses any kind of compost pile snails your dog
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Nov 1, 2019 06:25
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Mozi posted:one way or another you want to collect as many leaves as you can and put them in a big pile somewhere and leave them for three years yeah these morons are depriving the soil of precious nutrients. Give the nutes to me if you don't want them i'm greedy as hell for the nutes oh dope posted:It loving kills me watching some old dude spend all day raking leaves, bagging them up, dragging the bags to the curb to be picked up, and then spread fertilizer over the yard. It's obscene. he deserves his Sisyphean lifestyle
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Nov 1, 2019 06:34
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Please remember to clean out your gutters during summer, or the king spider will dance on your face during the hot balmy nights
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Nov 1, 2019 06:37
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:here is a list of stuff that is ok to piss on in the garden. if it isn't on this list I wouldn't recommend it. You left "big rear end bags" off the list of things to piss in and I'm starting to get concerned that your offer of piss leaf bags might not be sincere
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Nov 1, 2019 06:38
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Dude read my freaking posts I am pissing ON the leaves that are IN the bag even if I was just collecting piss I still wouldn’t piss ON the bags bc it’d just run off think for a fuckin second before you post in gbs
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Nov 1, 2019 06:40
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I SAID IN THE BAGS IN THEM JESUS CHRIST E: look I think we both need to calm down here and focus on what's important and that's you pissing inside leaf bags and getting them to me asap
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Nov 1, 2019 06:53
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I am covetous of the leaves. every leaf that falls upon my lands is composted to provide nutes for my lush spine-trees and tumorous sumacs
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Nov 1, 2019 06:56
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There is no way I would bag up the leaves that fall in my front yard. Those jokers get chopped up and mulched during mowing and left where they are. I do have an ungodly huge Leyland Cypress in the middle of said front yard, so I'm much more concerned about faceplanting through a garden spider web as I'm going around it.
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Nov 1, 2019 07:16
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Getting a mulcher is maybe the single best investment I’ve ever made not only does it make the leaves I can’t piss on more compostable but it means that my piss is absorbed more consistently allowing me to get the most mileage out of my limited amounts of piss
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Nov 1, 2019 07:44
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some recommend making GBS threads directly on your lawn but i don't do it as often as recommend. just don't have time
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Nov 1, 2019 11:54
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this was my lawn earlier this year total work invested: approx 0.001
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Nov 1, 2019 12:52
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If you want to poo poo on your lawn you should probably be vegetarian bc meat based parasites that travel through our digestive system unscathed tend to be bad news for plants. You can compost human poo poo but there’s very little you can do with it apart from just trench it in places you aren’t gonna grow food crops. Taking a dump straight on roses sounds good in theory but in reality it’s a bad time
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Nov 1, 2019 12:53
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Mozi posted:this was my lawn earlier this year Look out, the forest is coming for your house
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Nov 1, 2019 13:36
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i fear no ents
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Nov 1, 2019 15:17
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Mozi posted:this was my lawn earlier this year incredibly my jam
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Nov 1, 2019 16:55
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Mozi posted:this was my lawn earlier this year Cool but do you ever get poison ivy or whatever ?
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Nov 1, 2019 17:02
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How long until we can do this thread but about snow removal instead?
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Nov 1, 2019 17:04
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PSA: Just mow your goddamn snow.
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Nov 1, 2019 17:06
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Burt Sexual posted:Cool but do you ever get poison ivy or whatever ? fortunately no, not in my specific area, but ticks a real bear
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Nov 1, 2019 17:31
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Mozi posted:fortunately no, not in my specific area, but ticks a real bear obv answer is to just take some of ur dogs flea and tick medicine
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Nov 1, 2019 17:32
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that's a thing we talk about up here a bunch. why the hell do we have this stuff for pets but nothing for people. i read somewhere it might cause cancer after a decade or something which is pretty irrelevant for pets but who knows. as ticks continue to spread i imagine somebody will have something eventually. for the time being, tick checks, tick checks
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Nov 1, 2019 17:57
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My backyard is mostly blackberry bushes(as it goes with most of the PNW). The last thing I care about is wasting time with the lawn.
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Nov 1, 2019 18:01
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Mozi posted:that's a thing we talk about up here a bunch. why the hell do we have this stuff for pets but nothing for people. i read somewhere it might cause cancer after a decade or something which is pretty irrelevant for pets but who knows. as ticks continue to spread i imagine somebody will have something eventually. for the time being, tick checks, tick checks i think it's more because we're mostly hairless, so it's easier to notice them and pull them off, we also have the ability to dress to avoid, so ticks, while problematic, aren't a priority?
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