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Just loving mow them. If you blow them (gently caress you) and bag them you just make a fuckwad of noise and send them to a loving landfill. If you live in one those stupid composting cities, they still have to pick the fuckers up and drive thousands of tons of leaves to a composting station. Get this though: they loving decompose. They decompose and turn into little bits of delicious food for grass or whatever the gently caress you have growing in your stupid home and you don't have to go waking me up at 6 in the morning with your obnoxious mouse sized jet engine searing a hole through my brain. Like, just throw your stupid plastic toy away, wait until like 4pm, and mow the fuckers. Or don't, I don't care. Just stop blowing them and bagging them. Also don't drive your kids door to door for Halloween. I promise they won't get run over or murdered. Burt edit: if you post how awesome your au naturael your yard is with out grass, and or leaves everywhere, you must post pics with username included. Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Nov 1, 2019 |
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How about a rake?
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Oct 31, 2019 13:43
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I like to rake them into a pile and burn 'em. it's really fun. Mulberry leaves do pile up.
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Dolphin posted:Just loving mow them. I've talked about this before, but my neighbor and I both have ABOUT 3 acres. He's out there every loving day mowing and bagging and blowing leaves off every square inch. Three loving acres that dude keeps IMMACULATE. loving golf courses don't do that. Think about the effort it would take to keep leaves off three goddamn acres of grass in fall in Wisconsin. And it's not like he doesn't have trees on the land, he has decorative maples and some old growth ....things out there pumpin' out leaves. It's not just grass. poo poo I make a double-pass over them with the john deere and consider that a win. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 13:48 on Oct 31, 2019 |
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Oct 31, 2019 13:46
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If you mow the leaves then you can't walk through them like a big kid. Consider that
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Oct 31, 2019 13:49
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Just sitting out on my lawn eating leaves like potato chips “Hey Larry boy it sure is a brisk one today!”
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Oct 31, 2019 13:51
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just dump them in a woodsy area
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Oct 31, 2019 14:03
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I pay a guy to do fall cleanup. I come home from work and it's just all gone.
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Oct 31, 2019 14:09
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I plowed your goddamn mom op 
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Oct 31, 2019 14:25
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bradzilla posted:I pay a guy to do fall cleanup. I come home from work and it's just all gone.
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one way or another you want to collect as many leaves as you can and put them in a big pile somewhere and leave them for three years it's literally the best compost around and it's totally free don't "leaf" it on the table!
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Oct 31, 2019 14:32
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I live in Texas where fall isn't a season
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I just let them pile up and eventually the wind blows them into my neighbors yard
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The Dregs posted:I like to rake them into a pile and burn 'em. it's really fun. When I was a kid in the middle of nowhere my parents would do that, though my brother, dog, and I would usually also spend a fair amount of time jumping in the piles first. Burning leaves is one of those really nostalgic smells for me. Now I live in a neighborhood that frowns on lighting stuff on fire in your yard, it sucks.
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Oct 31, 2019 15:04
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Look at all these non-pine tree having motherfuckers. Now if you'll excuse me I have 400 pine cones to crush with my mower.
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Oct 31, 2019 15:09
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It loving kills me watching some old dude spend all day raking leaves, bagging them up, dragging the bags to the curb to be picked up, and then spread fertilizer over the yard. It's obscene.
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Oct 31, 2019 15:12
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If you dont mow your leaves along with any trash that winds up in your yard just get the gently caress off my block idiot. you loving clown.
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Oct 31, 2019 15:14
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Pickwick High posted:How about a rake? Raking owns as a back exercise, it’s like rowing.
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Oct 31, 2019 15:18
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look at my idiot neighbor decorating for christmas by hand instead of just mowing over a few empty dorito bags to make tinsel in his yard.
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The Dregs posted:I like to rake them into a pile and burn 'em. it's really fun. hell yeah bitch late fall/early spring bonfires in the woods were a staple of childhood. sometimes the local fire crew would come by for a cup of coffee just to watch, everything was licensed and permitted but they'd just pop by because my grandparents were real townies
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A handy tip for composting is that you need both "green" and "brown" mixed to compost well. Shred a leprechaun and it mix into your leaf pile for best results!
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Oct 31, 2019 15:23
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I can appreciate your point OP, but a) my city started bulk (loose) leaf curb collection again this year and b) my friend gave me a free leaf blower. I tried just mowing my leaves last year, but I had a shitload of them and a neighbor basically shamed me into raking them since too much mulch will just waterlog the grass.
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my trees are diseased and if i leave the fungus-infused leaf litter on the ground the infection will spread, OP, what you are suggesting is pretty irresponsible and maybe you should be a more functional and productive adult so other people doing chores in the morning doesn't send you into a frothing rage you have to post about online
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Traxis posted:I just let them pile up and eventually the wind blows them into my neighbors yard You might be my neighbor. This irritates me.
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SnotGrumble posted:You might be my neighbor. This irritates me. Why bother raking when the tree still has 75% of it's leaves? I'll wait until they've all fallen off.
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Traxis posted:Why bother raking when the tree still has 75% of it's leaves? I'll wait until they've all fallen off. rake the tree, dingus
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Oct 31, 2019 15:41
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Just let the leaves lay where they are, dinguses. Who gives a poo poo if there are ~*~leaves~*~ around.
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food court bailiff posted:my trees are diseased and if i leave the fungus-infused leaf litter on the ground the infection will spread, OP, what you are suggesting is pretty irresponsible and maybe you should be a more functional and productive adult so other people doing chores in the morning doesn't send you into a frothing rage you have to post about online
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Oct 31, 2019 16:09
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My Spirit Otter posted:Just let the leaves lay where they are, dinguses. Who gives a poo poo if there are ~*~leaves~*~ around.
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Oct 31, 2019 16:13
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The Dregs posted:I like to rake them into a pile and burn 'em. it's really fun. Kids on Halloween? That's DARK.
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Oct 31, 2019 16:13
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Dolphin posted:seems like you should chop down your idiot std riddled trees no, they're quite nice old trees. and this may surprise your bitchmade rear end, but felling a tree is a hell of a lot louder than the leaf blowers you were impotently whining about anyway
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Oct 31, 2019 16:36
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Tbh it looks like it’s going to be rainy and horrible here so we may have no choice but to drive the kids around tonight 
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Oct 31, 2019 16:40
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I can't rake or mow. It simply won't stop raining.
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Oct 31, 2019 16:43
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Palm trees are evergreens OP. 
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My Spirit Otter posted:Just let the leaves lay where they are, dinguses. Who gives a poo poo if there are ~*~leaves~*~ around. exactly. there's a loving reason they're called "leaves"
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Oct 31, 2019 16:56
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I wish all these leaves would make like a tree, and get outta here of my yard
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Oct 31, 2019 16:58
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Just have evergreen trees brah
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Dolphin posted:Just loving mow them. yeah pretty much
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Giant_Pupils posted:Tbh it looks like it’s going to be rainy and horrible here so we may have no choice but to drive the kids around tonight  u always have a choice
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Lol if your city doesn't have a green waste bin who cares about driving things somewhere
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