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Just loving mow them. If you blow them (gently caress you) and bag them you just make a fuckwad of noise and send them to a loving landfill. If you live in one those stupid composting cities, they still have to pick the fuckers up and drive thousands of tons of leaves to a composting station. Get this though: they loving decompose. They decompose and turn into little bits of delicious food for grass or whatever the gently caress you have growing in your stupid home and you don't have to go waking me up at 6 in the morning with your obnoxious mouse sized jet engine searing a hole through my brain. Like, just throw your stupid plastic toy away, wait until like 4pm, and mow the fuckers. Or don't, I don't care. Just stop blowing them and bagging them. Also don't drive your kids door to door for Halloween. I promise they won't get run over or murdered. Burt edit: if you post how awesome your au naturael your yard is with out grass, and or leaves everywhere, you must post pics with username included. Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Nov 1, 2019 |
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bradzilla posted:I pay a guy to do fall cleanup. I come home from work and it's just all gone.
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Oct 31, 2019 14:25
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food court bailiff posted:my trees are diseased and if i leave the fungus-infused leaf litter on the ground the infection will spread, OP, what you are suggesting is pretty irresponsible and maybe you should be a more functional and productive adult so other people doing chores in the morning doesn't send you into a frothing rage you have to post about online
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Oct 31, 2019 16:09
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My Spirit Otter posted:Just let the leaves lay where they are, dinguses. Who gives a poo poo if there are ~*~leaves~*~ around.
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Oct 31, 2019 16:13
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Chinatown posted:Palm trees are evergreens OP. maybe you can wait for the scorpions to fall out and then like, mow them
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Oct 31, 2019 17:17
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food court bailiff posted:no, they're quite nice old trees. and this may surprise your bitchmade rear end, but felling a tree is a hell of a lot louder than the leaf blowers you were impotently whining about anyway
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Oct 31, 2019 17:19
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food court bailiff posted:zero times, because i'm an adult with a leafblower and not a whiny lil pissbaby like you you sound like a baby boomer are you a baby boomer
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Oct 31, 2019 17:43
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"my trees have Chlamydia, better turn on this jet engine to blow all the leaves around while adults are trying to have a moment of quiet in the morning while they're getting ready for the day because I'm an inconsiderate moron who can't conceive of a world that doesn't revolve around my lazy rear end who can't be bothered to pick up a rake"
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Oct 31, 2019 17:51
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food court bailiff posted:no but you might easily make that mistake because i'm not terrified or annoyed by simple housework like you seem to be
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Oct 31, 2019 17:52
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FactsAreUseless posted:In what universe is a lawnmower quieter than a leaf blower?
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Oct 31, 2019 17:57
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FactsAreUseless posted:Okay, I haven't done lawn care in a while so I must be remembering wrong. I just thought of them as being about the same volume because of the engines.
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Oct 31, 2019 18:19
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My Spirit Otter posted:good, grass lawns aren't natural and use up a lot of clean water for no purpose other than vanity. i also use a reel mower. i don't worry about the leaves at all. the lawn plants don't seem to mind because the leaves miraculously disappear every year. surprising really, the way people treat leaves you'd think the entire earth would be a barren wasteland without leaf collection any yardwork that requires me to do anything for more than about an hour per week isn't worth it to me because i prefer to do literally anything else. not only are my decisions better for the environment, they're easier. it's almost like all these morons with their perfectly manicured kentucky bluegrass are intentionally going out of their way to gently caress the local environment.
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Oct 31, 2019 20:27
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Burt Sexual posted:So, in six hours it’s light?  there, i've shown you mine, lets see yours
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Nov 1, 2019 02:41
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Burt Sexual posted:That’s a remodel or some poo poo, and it’s got grass, and no username. Wtf
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Nov 1, 2019 02:49
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Burt Sexual posted:Explain the grass that is oddly out of frame yet most of your not dug up stumps.
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Nov 1, 2019 02:58
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it's dark but i did my best to corroborate  i'm going to mow the leaves tomorrow to help the grass
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Nov 1, 2019 03:00
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Burt Sexual posted:Post your yard. Dumb rear end.
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Nov 1, 2019 03:04
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some recommend making GBS threads directly on your lawn but i don't do it as often as recommend. just don't have time
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Nov 1, 2019 11:54
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Mozi posted:that's a thing we talk about up here a bunch. why the hell do we have this stuff for pets but nothing for people. i read somewhere it might cause cancer after a decade or something which is pretty irrelevant for pets but who knows. as ticks continue to spread i imagine somebody will have something eventually. for the time being, tick checks, tick checks
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Nov 1, 2019 18:16
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Klyith posted:do you live out in the woods somewhere like that picture looks like? if you're actually out in the country, get some guinea birds. my uncle has a pack of them on his farm and they keep the ticks down real good. plus they pretty much take care of themselves, they're like barely domesticated and still know how to avoid a fox or whatever.
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Nov 2, 2019 04:44
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mow money mow problems
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Nov 2, 2019 14:35
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Empty Sandwich posted:ok, but it didn't help i bet you could clean the whole goddamn world with that warsher
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Nov 2, 2019 17:59
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wash your loving leaves!
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Nov 2, 2019 19:19
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if i had my way, the whole godamned world would be Kentucky bluegrass
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