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i rake and bag up leaves in watertight bags and then piss in em and seal em up. I have about ten bags on the go at once and after about a week of fermenting in my own piss I add it to my big compost pile.
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i can offer 10L bags that have been used to store piss and leaves and will still contain trace amounts of both for a dollar a pop email me at pissbags AT gmail DOT com
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Nov 1, 2019 06:22
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i told the lady at the nursery where I buy all my plants that I'm pissing in bags of leaves to try and cultivate leaf mould and she looked at me funny and said she'd never heard of it so maybe i've been owned but we only have one toilet so imo its good to have an outdoor toilet (bag of leaves) for pissing in peak periods
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Nov 1, 2019 06:24
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here is a list of stuff that is ok to piss on in the garden. if it isn't on this list I wouldn't recommend it. fruit trees roses any kind of compost pile snails your dog
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Nov 1, 2019 06:25
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Please remember to clean out your gutters during summer, or the king spider will dance on your face during the hot balmy nights
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Nov 1, 2019 06:37
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Dude read my freaking posts I am pissing ON the leaves that are IN the bag even if I was just collecting piss I still wouldn’t piss ON the bags bc it’d just run off think for a fuckin second before you post in gbs
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Nov 1, 2019 06:40
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Getting a mulcher is maybe the single best investment I’ve ever made not only does it make the leaves I can’t piss on more compostable but it means that my piss is absorbed more consistently allowing me to get the most mileage out of my limited amounts of piss
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Nov 1, 2019 07:44
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If you want to poo poo on your lawn you should probably be vegetarian bc meat based parasites that travel through our digestive system unscathed tend to be bad news for plants. You can compost human poo poo but there’s very little you can do with it apart from just trench it in places you aren’t gonna grow food crops. Taking a dump straight on roses sounds good in theory but in reality it’s a bad time
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Nov 1, 2019 12:53
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Burt Sexual posted:I have a friend that has Lyme disease and man she says it sucks every day, forever. Same but in Australia our proud obsession with bio security means we don’t have Lyme disease carrying ticks here so it’s literally impossible to find a doctor that has a clue about it
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Nov 1, 2019 18:18
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 The kangaroos hosed my bird feeder, loving assholes
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Nov 2, 2019 21:58
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Ive been planting a localised rye grass just everywhere I put a tree or shrub in and it’s fuckin taking off but I just trim it with garden scissors if it’s getting too long bc the fauna keep it down pretty good on their own
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Nov 2, 2019 23:33
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Nah barely any lizards at all just a fucktonne of various smaller marsupials and some Roos and wallabys and native birds out my dickhole I’m in a weird valley climate so it’s v dry most of the year but not very hot at all so I reckon they’re all a little more west from me
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Nov 2, 2019 23:37
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I’m building up areas of lawn around stuff that is getting dedicated daily watering like the grey water you can see down the bottom but just pouring water on an acre of grass is a huge fuckwit move unless I had a giant tank, which jerk offs would 100% steal from I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to use town water on your garden in my council area but I don’t read the by laws Jezza of OZPOS fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Nov 3, 2019 |
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Nov 2, 2019 23:52
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Burt Sexual posted:
It’s an awful habit I have both irl and in forums posting so I will never be mad if you hit me with a 6er for it bc I genuinely mean no offence and will try to use ‘jerkoffs’ outside that one thread
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Nov 3, 2019 02:17
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My Spirit Otter posted:wait what's wrong with saying jerk offs, it's a phenomenal word Burt doesn’t like it and that seems fair tbh, we disagree on acceptable usage of it bc I can only assume he has never heard it’s beauty uttered with the known most sonorous Anglo accent : broad Australian But he is in charge here and he lets us say it in the Australia thread so I’m fine with it
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just checking to see if any of my grass needs cutting around the mango tree looks good. that poo poo with the purple flower is a weed that is just everywhere but I'm on a real zen gardening kick in that I pretty much cannot be hosed removing weeds bc anywhere they are growing will probably just turn back into weeds again almost immediately so I'm just gonna plant hearty poo poo around em since they look kkinda pretty  only actual patch of grass I have that I planted rn  oh poo poo maybe I need to cut the grass around the mulberry bush  i didn't mow it bc gently caress you bur  This patch of grass absolutely does not need cutting. The light is hosed but there are little wispy tufts here and there but I have given up on this patch bc I was blowing through quite a bit of water for very little result. The shadow on the right is my dog pissing on a tree Jezza of OZPOS fucked around with this message at 07:45 on Nov 3, 2019 |
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Nov 3, 2019 07:39
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Yellow grapefruit taste crazy weird on their own but there’s an undeniable depth of flavour in there that I can enjoy once you add a bit of sweet whether that be red grapefruit or just some kind of cordial
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Nov 3, 2019 22:58
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I am basing this solely on my impression of just straight up eating citrus on the reg but I feel like yellow grapefruit are the sort of closest thing we have to whatever the original common ancestor of all citrus is. It feels like an insane primal flavour that has been unmeddled with by human interaction, repulsive yet tantalising
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Nov 3, 2019 23:02
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Big Beef City posted:I think that'd be a pomelo. This was a cool and dope informative post and I’m sending you a bag of piss leaves via venmo to say thanks
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Nov 4, 2019 02:13
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- Pomelo tree
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KakerMix posted:You guys, it's a lemon tree, we've lived in this house for 7 years. Yeah they are usually round, yes they are ugly as gently caress, but they are *lemons*. I have seen wild lemons that shape but I just got excited to talk about citrus and I’m pretty sure they’re just lemons cross bred with some other citrus
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Burt Sexual posted:Grapefruit Not much grapefruit with you
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