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Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hey, so, if you're like me and stuck doing laundry on a night like tonight, why not talk about your favorite horror movies?

like, there's the one where a single mother asks two men to babysit her very ill daughter. the old man has to get some dry cleaning done, and the young one has a bumpy flight.

then there's the group of astronauts who have engine trouble. and to make matters worse, one of them goes blind while they argue over linguistics. but the blind dude didn't mind.

then a buzzfeed reporter tries to force a meme on all her friends, to limited degrees of success.

and then there's one where a dude solves a puzzle to win a lifetime supply of chains.

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Manifisto


Gene Hackman Fan posted:

then there's the group of astronauts who have engine trouble. and to make matters worse, one of them goes blind while they argue over linguistics. but the blind dude didn't mind.

is deep impact a horror movie?

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

and then there's one where a dude solves a puzzle to win a lifetime supply of chains.

hellraiser++


ty nesamdoom!

Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
a mother is very displeased to learn her son went swimming

Manifisto posted:

is deep impact a horror movie?

no, but i see where you're coming from. lemme think some more... what if i said that the blind dude was cool about it because he didn't need them?

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wherein an american visiting the uk is slightly more considerate and charismatic than anticipated


ty nesamdoom!

FreshCutFries

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

a mother is very displeased to learn her son went swimming

Friday the 13th?

FreshCutFries

Manifisto posted:

wherein an american visiting the uk is slightly more considerate and charismatic than anticipated

haha

Manifisto


Gene Hackman Fan posted:

no, but i see where you're coming from. lemme think some more... what if i said that the blind dude was cool about it because he didn't need them?

oh, event horizon


ty nesamdoom!

FreshCutFries

A man processes his mortality.

Manifisto


uncharacteristically, loving is both the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems


ty nesamdoom!

FreshCutFries

A writer has a rough couple of months

Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FreshCutFries posted:

A writer has a rough couple of months

does he feel that his son somewhat ruined his job opportunity?

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FreshCutFries posted:

A man processes his mortality.

lol

gently caress you I'm going to guess anyway, jacob's ladder


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto


FreshCutFries posted:

A writer has a rough couple of months

I dunno, if he's getting paid by the word he's doing pretty well


ty nesamdoom!

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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
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moby dick


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto


double your pleasure, double your fun, these shiny new instruments will help out a ton


ty nesamdoom!

Luvcow

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a vengeful mother follows her sons killer to the bahamas and destroys a sailboat

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Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Luvcow posted:

a vengeful mother follows her sons killer to the bahamas and destroys a sailboat

I liked Orca

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alnilam

FreshCutFries posted:

A writer has a rough couple of months

The shining or maybe in the mouth of madnesd

Manifisto


Luvcow posted:

a vengeful mother follows her sons killer to the Caribbean and destroys a sailboat

lol

this would be the one after the one with the 3d glasses, yes?


ty nesamdoom!

alnilam

A pregnant women is emotionally abused by nearly everyone in her life



ty manifisto

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Smoke 'em if you gottem!

FreshCutFries posted:

A writer has a rough couple of months

Misery?

Manifisto posted:

double your pleasure, double your fun, these shiny new instruments will help out a ton

Jigsaw?


Negative.

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FreshCutFries

Manifisto posted:

lol

gently caress you I'm going to guess anyway, jacob's ladder

and i was worried it was too vague

alnilam

unreasonably sleepy boy turns out to have unreasonably sleepy dad



ty manifisto

FreshCutFries

alnilam posted:

The shining

:cheers:

Manifisto


alnilam posted:

A pregnant women is emotionally abused by nearly everyone in her life

rosemary's bebe


nope, not that guy, but his face somethings a something


ty nesamdoom!

FreshCutFries


oh this works too, stephen king sucked lol

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

wherein an american visiting the uk is slightly more considerate and charismatic than anticipated

American werewolf in London?

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

rosemary's bebe

ya

Manifisto


alnilam posted:

American werewolf in London?

yee!


ty nesamdoom!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Manifisto posted:

lol

this would be the one after the one with the 3d glasses, yes?

:siren: yes! :boom: :siren:

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Manifisto posted:


nope, not that guy, but his face somethings a something

The Ring?

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Luvcow

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a misunderstood man is murdered by angry confused parents which causes some younger members of their community to have a hard time sleeping

Manifisto


Gene Hackman Fan posted:

like, there's the one where a single mother asks two men to babysit her very ill daughter. the old man has to get some dry cleaning done, and the young one has a bumpy flight.

the exorcist?


ty nesamdoom!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Manifisto posted:

double your pleasure, double your fun, these shiny new instruments will help out a ton

I think we're describing the same movie here

Manifisto



well, let's imagine that movie but in a very specific town in idaho


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto


Luvcow posted:

a misunderstood man is murdered by angry confused parents which causes some younger members of their community to have a hard time sleeping

the bible?


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto


Luvcow posted:

a misunderstood man is murdered by angry confused parents which causes some younger members of their community to have a hard time sleeping

or friday the thirteenth nightmare on elm street, I get those two mixed up a lot

e: those are not even close to being similar, I don't know how I managed to mix them up

Manifisto fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Nov 1, 2019


ty nesamdoom!

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Manifisto posted:

or friday the thirteenth nightmare on elm street, I get those two mixed up a lot

e: those are not even close to being similar, I don't know how I managed to mix them up

They were both in the same pack of horror movies back in the 80s so it's easy enough to do.

I do that with the Brat Pack movies sometimes, confuse the plot of say, Pretty in Pink with the plot of Sixteen Candles.

It's because all we have to work with is wetware, which isn't nearly as stable and reliable as say, memories stored in a crystalline structure

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Manifisto posted:

or friday the thirteenth nightmare on elm street, I get those two mixed up a lot

e: those are not even close to being similar, I don't know how I managed to mix them up

they did fight each other at one point and they both liked to kill teenagers as a metaphor for the aids paranoia of the 80s

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