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I decided to go over my parents' because of local death storm conditions, and I noticed pops had some ginger ale in the fridge. The good kind. So I poured a little cup and as I put the bottle back felt something weird in my lower back. I'm pretty sure I totally hosed up uh like my kidneys or spine or something. The region has become instantaneously sore as all hell. Rotating my torso forward, like I was going to do a crunch or in the "sucking my own dick" position is extremely painful. Normal sitting, standing or walking is uncomfortable but not really that bad. Rolling my spine the opposite direction as if I was sticking my rear end out as far as it goes makes it less bothersome but isn't exactly comfortable to keep a position like that. If I rotate sideways it's no difference, same as if I skew around in different directions. Appears to be uh like dorsoventral curvature ratio or some poo poo, that's the only direction that makes a difference. I have to actively coil or uncoil like a shrimp to make it feel different, if this makes sense. If it helps I can mspaint a diagram the only thing I did strenuous at all today was run and that was like 20 hours ago anyway what do you guys think I should do, i'm thinkin just ride this one out. In the space of writing the op it has lessened some but idunno we'll see. I guess post your own geriatric back problems to pass the time until we all decompose
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First to say lol
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Nov 1, 2019 06:45
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sit on your rear end and drink booze then go to bed
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Nov 1, 2019 06:49
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You broken down old piece of poo poo
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Nov 1, 2019 06:49
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seriously I have a weird spine and that happens to me sometimes. Mine is a winning strategy
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Nov 1, 2019 06:50
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You wrote all that and couldn't even come up with a "threw my back out humping your mom" joke?
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Nov 1, 2019 06:51
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Giraffe posted:You broken down old piece of poo poo Seriously. Op needs to borrow $2 To get to the circus. Which is in town.
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Nov 1, 2019 06:52
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i'm completely out of booze so i'm going with coffee for now. Moms need humped too this is no laughing matter alright
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Nov 1, 2019 06:59
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It's because I uhhhhh, banged you too hard!
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Nov 1, 2019 07:03
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I'm sorry that was rude, I hope it's just some weird muscle spasm. You should put a hot compress on it!
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Nov 1, 2019 07:04
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op: Doctor, it hurts when I suck my own dick! Doctor: Stop sucking your own dick then. <toots on a pipe>
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Nov 1, 2019 07:09
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you'll be fine
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Nov 1, 2019 07:14
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feel better swc
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Nov 1, 2019 07:20
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Everybody's gotta go eventually
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Nov 1, 2019 07:22
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SniperWoreConverse posted:If it helps I can mspaint a diagram Well? We're waiting.
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Nov 1, 2019 07:25
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running especially when it’s been a while makes my back muscle tense up sometimes, it gets better after a few days then doesn’t come back if I keep up the exercising
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Nov 1, 2019 07:29
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nah, ur good
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Nov 1, 2019 07:35
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A person whose momma you are must have stepped on a crack OP
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Nov 1, 2019 07:37
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Go to a vet and get put down imho I'm not a doctor though.
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Nov 1, 2019 07:45
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sounds like a crippling opiate addiction is all that's left. there are no other options.
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Nov 1, 2019 07:46
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Buschmaki posted:It's because I uhhhhh, banged you too hard!  Greg Legg posted:you'll be fine I think I actually will be but it's still weird as gently caress SilvergunSuperman posted:Well? We're waiting.  Ralph Hurley posted:A person whose momma you are must have stepped on a crack OP oh no all those sewer babies were a problem after all
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Nov 1, 2019 07:54
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Climb a mountain and have lots of gay sex
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Nov 1, 2019 08:10
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decompress your spine with pullups or just hang off the bar, do it as much as u can. drink alot of water too because your body is probably going to allocate alot of your water for the injury site.
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Nov 1, 2019 08:50
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SniperWoreConverse posted:"sucking my own dick"
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I decided to go over my parents' because of local death storm conditions, and I noticed pops had some ginger ale in the fridge. The good kind. Go to a chiropractor dude. I just fractured my coccyx (snowboarding)  
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Nov 1, 2019 08:55
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Blow posted:Go to a chiropractor dude. If you're lucky they'll break your back for real, then you're on lawsuit easy street (getting pushed ofc.)
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Nov 1, 2019 08:58
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lowtax parachute account spotted
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Nov 1, 2019 08:59
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Spines for the spine god
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Nov 1, 2019 09:17
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fucken lowtax gets a poo poo spine and then comes all the hangers-on looking for spine sympathy.
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Nov 1, 2019 09:22
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I hurt my back real good trying to suck my own cock as well
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Nov 1, 2019 09:26
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look bud I think it's musculature not the spine itself there's all kinda ligaments and poo poo it could be
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Nov 1, 2019 09:27
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Enjoy your kidney stones, OP.
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Nov 1, 2019 09:29
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i recommend calling in sick to work and masturbating did not read the op
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Nov 1, 2019 09:48
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Blow posted:Go to a chiropractor dude. why see somebody with an actual medical degree when you can just hand the job off to an amateur. 
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Nov 1, 2019 09:50
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Did it feel like someone strummed an open E on the devil's own guitar? You will not power through it. Take all the anti-inflammatories and try not to move much for a couple days.
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Nov 1, 2019 09:55
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SniperWoreConverse posted:i'm completely out of booze so i'm going with coffee for now. Moms need humped too this is no laughing matter alright Mum needs humped too?
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Nov 1, 2019 10:02
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Talking about goons disappointed I failed to put in a "threw out my back fuckin ur mom" joke
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Nov 1, 2019 10:04
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Blow posted:Go to a chiropractor dude. Never, ever do this actually
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Nov 1, 2019 10:56
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Sounds like you tweaked your sciatic nerve. It's painful as hell but goes away eventually.
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Nov 1, 2019 10:58
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If you're American, you've got two options: 1) Buy fish antibiotics from BUDK and hope they somehow help 2) Kurt Cobain impersonation. 
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