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Probably has something to do with the cursed purple orb you never explained.
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Your spine is trying to get away. You better show it who's boss!
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Nov 1, 2019 11:53
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You have paid but the first installment of the SpineTax. Expect more....
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Nov 1, 2019 11:58
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Throwing your back out literally moving. How fat are you op
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Nov 1, 2019 12:06
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Wasn't there a goon who recently destroyed their body by opening a bottle of wine? Beverages, the deadliest game
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Nov 1, 2019 12:07
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Arrhythmia posted:Probably has something to do with the cursed purple orb you never explained. Potentially. I haven't stopped my alchemical inquiries  chrysopoeia eludes me for now, but maybe i'm getting closer bradzilla posted:Throwing your back out literally moving. How fat are you op got a gut from slaggin down beers for years, that's why I think it's prob some serious organ failure. Other than that not really at all. Been working out to try and remedy this but progress is slow.
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Nov 1, 2019 12:23
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Couldn't have happened to a better person, OP
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Nov 1, 2019 12:41
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Rolling my spine the opposite direction as if I was sticking my rear end out as far as it goes makes it less bothersome Wear high heels
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Nov 1, 2019 12:43
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Bad news, like Tim Allen in The Santa Clause you must have inadvertently killed Lowtax and have begun transforming into a replacement penniless broken-spine lord of SA
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Nov 1, 2019 12:47
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Well, he's got the first two covered
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Nov 1, 2019 12:48
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you need to do back exercises and start lifting things with your legs completely straightened out
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Nov 1, 2019 12:54
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SniperWoreConverse posted:sucking my own dick SniperWoreConverse posted:beers for years absolute mad lad
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Nov 1, 2019 13:02
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Potentially. I haven't stopped my alchemical inquiries Have you tried the wet path OP? They say it is the easiest.
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Nov 1, 2019 13:03
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That sounds exactly like what happened to my dad. Turns out it was the onset of a degenerative bone disease where his skeletal system basically turned to powder over a six month period. The good news is that it wasn't fatal. He had to spend the rest of his life floating in a warm salt water solution because without the support of his bones his lungs and other organs would have rapidly failed due to the pressure of gravity on the soft tissue. But thanks to the tank he lived another twenty years. Sure it would get tough watching him gasping for breath desperately for what must have felt to him like an eternity when we had to lift him in his netting while we drained and refilled his tub each week to deal with the urine content, and it was a little hard listening to him beg us kids to kill him for hours on end. But he still lived a very rich and rewarding life. Plus, without a rib cage to anchor his diaphragm it's not like he could scream that loud anyways. But it's probably nothing and you shouldn't worry about it. Maybe see a doctor.
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Nov 1, 2019 13:13
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I got my back fixed at a chiropractor. Just don't expect them to cure your cold or anything.
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Nov 1, 2019 13:14
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chiromancy is a false science I won't be deceived buy this ridiculous mumbo jumbo
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Nov 1, 2019 13:20
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Sorry about the evil spirits in your flesh and bone structure, OP. Making photoshop threads often helps against them.
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Nov 1, 2019 13:35
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https://youtu.be/w8OUuyW3WCg You just need this mad man to rip your head off with a towel.
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Nov 1, 2019 13:55
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I hurt my back quite badly from epilepsy, and then the muscles kinda siezed up because I didn't get it treated and I couldn't really turn my head at all after a while. Its taken my like a year of physio and yoga to get ride of most of the pain. Back pain sucks dick, it is like, all consuming sometimes.
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Nov 1, 2019 14:16
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Was it Vernors?
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Nov 1, 2019 14:38
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I want to know more about the ginger ale.
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Nov 1, 2019 14:56
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Frankenstyle posted:That sounds exactly like what happened to my dad. Turns out it was the onset of a degenerative bone disease where his skeletal system basically turned to powder over a six month period. The good news is that it wasn't fatal. He had to spend the rest of his life floating in a warm salt water solution because without the support of his bones his lungs and other organs would have rapidly failed due to the pressure of gravity on the soft tissue. But thanks to the tank he lived another twenty years. Sure it would get tough watching him gasping for breath desperately for what must have felt to him like an eternity when we had to lift him in his netting while we drained and refilled his tub each week to deal with the urine content, and it was a little hard listening to him beg us kids to kill him for hours on end. But he still lived a very rich and rewarding life. Plus, without a rib cage to anchor his diaphragm it's not like he could scream that loud anyways. Lol, octo-dad lives (well, lived).
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Nov 1, 2019 15:25
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Have you tried ibuprofen? Also known as Vitamin I?
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Nov 1, 2019 15:50
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Have you tried sucking someone elses dick instead? If youre good, you might be able to buy a new spine soon!
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Nov 1, 2019 16:11
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I thought for sure this would be about OP falling off his house to fix a hole in the roof.
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Nov 1, 2019 16:12
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evilmiera posted:I got my back fixed at a chiropractor. Just don't expect them to cure your cold or anything. Also don't expect them to cure your back. At best you're getting a nice stretch and massage, which makes poo poo feel better but does jack poo poo if you have real medical issues.
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Nov 1, 2019 16:31
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Klyith posted:Also don't expect them to cure your back. At best you're getting a nice stretch and massage, which makes poo poo feel better but does jack poo poo if you have real medical issues. At worst, they're going to kill you.
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Nov 1, 2019 16:31
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Tense your glutes and your butthole and your abs as hard as possible. This actually works (or I could just be trying to hurt you more)
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Nov 1, 2019 16:32
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Sunswipe posted:At worst, they're going to kill you. Reading horror stories about that poo poo made me squirm more than anything I can remember.
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Nov 1, 2019 16:42
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SWC I can take care of this. I know a nice big farm upstate where they can fix you up and afterward you can run and play for as long as you want. There's wide open spaces to just goof around in to your heart's content. Doesn't that sound nice? *Jingles keys* C'mon, buddy, you'll love it there. *Looks at wife away from the kids and shakes head slightly*
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Nov 1, 2019 16:47
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Calling dibs on the crip
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Nov 1, 2019 17:09
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Spins posted:Calling dibs on the crip His water belongs to the tribe, rear end in a top hat, it is known
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Nov 1, 2019 17:55
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If you're 35+ and spend most of your time sitting during the day, you'd better start stretching your poo poo out asap. Sciatica is coming for you
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Nov 1, 2019 19:14
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TOOT BOOT posted:op: Doctor, it hurts when I suck my own dick! I’m gonna need a second opinion.
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Nov 1, 2019 20:20
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I was having back problems and decided to quit being a lazy fat fucker and started exercising. Now I’m a fat fucker minus the lazy.
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Nov 1, 2019 20:22
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Chubbs posted:If you're 35+ and spend most of your time sitting during the day, you'd better start stretching your poo poo out asap. Sciatica is coming for you The goat man is no role model for back health.
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Nov 1, 2019 20:32
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Ice that fucker for 20 minutes at a time, take a bunch of ibuprofen, and try this stretch for like ten seconds a couple of times if it isn't debilitatingly painful Trying to suck your own cock only leads to tears
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Nov 1, 2019 20:57
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dr.acula posted:I hurt my back real good trying to suck my own cock as well I hurt my back good trying to suck this guys dick
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Nov 1, 2019 21:03
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Sounds like you displaced a disk, op. Comedy option: you are become lowtax, destroyer of spines
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Nov 1, 2019 21:44
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Kazak posted:His water belongs to the tribe, rear end in a top hat, it is known May your katana chip and shatter, goon.
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