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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I am being sued by the Declan family for defamation. My savings are going toward my legal fees. There is nothing left to fund my prototypes or other business expenses. As of now, Sweet's is on hiatus and my workers have been laid off.

What can you do for me? Nothing, unfortunately. This has always been the nature of capitalism. I am going to fight it but I know how it will most likely play out.
All I ask of you, reader, is to be an advocate for the weak and downtrodden in your day to day life. Speak out against hate. Strengthen your resolve to make the world a better place.

Thank you for your time.

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

GLUV would like to please ask our customers to stop defecating in Declan brand posting gloves when they are rented. While we understand your frustration and your support of sweet thursday, this form of protest only harms GLUV and our independent contractors and not the Declan family.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

The pandemic has changed a lot. The CEO—and head of the family—passed from complications due to COVID-19, and with him went my persona non grata status at Declan's. I've been consulting for the firm, but now that it's official I might as well say it: I've been hired back to spearhead a new division!

Thank you for taking this wild ride with me. It's obviously been stressful for my family, but the online support really did help us get through a lot of the worst days. The odyssey is over. I'm home.

I'll continue the proud tradition that once made the Declan's brand so special. We had the first patent for posting gloves. We used to strive to change the culture and discourse of the online space. I promise to take us back to those days of purpose.

COMING FALL OF 2020: Declan's Burner Phones

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