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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



That Tucker Carlson, what a crazy guy - you never know what he'll be yammering about next!


Delicious BUSH’S® baked beans?


That surprisingly well-endowed pig?


Or maybe he's just, well....y'know...

Help me figure out what Tucker's been up to lately - whatever it is, it's sure to be vitally important to our nation!

The image templates I made are here, here, and here (e: fixed for better cropping), or if you want to be adventurous you can grab some original Tucker FacesTM from the completely insane source

Captain Hygiene fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Nov 1, 2019

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Preemptive :five: because this has potential and we always need more photoshop threads. The ol' bread and butter of the SA forums.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What is this man doing to his anus?!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Colonel Cancer posted:

What is this man doing to his anus?!

I've told you a dozen times, that's just how I get in the photoshopping mood :mad:




e: vvv :hmmyes:

Captain Hygiene fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Nov 1, 2019

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
i thought this thread was going to be about tucker max

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

YeahTubaMike posted:

i thought this thread was going to be about tucker max

this thread is a five roper

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



YeahTubaMike posted:

i thought this thread was going to be about tucker max

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I literally only ever saw one expression on the guy before this thread

Befuddlement

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
So is someone going to do the their civic duty and tweet these to him when we get more good stuff?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Spins posted:

I literally only ever saw one expression on the guy before this thread

Befuddlement

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

How gross is it that rear end in a top hat basically owns that first name in pop culture?

Fortunately Tucker is a terrible name, so I guess he can have it.

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Nice!
Ty :love:

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I thought I was glimpsing into hell for a second, but I looked at the calendar and it's just 2019

Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?
I remember when Jon Stewart made an rear end of him on his own show, and I thought, "Surely we've seen the last of thos bow tie-wearing Tucker prick", but here we are 10 or 15 years later...

At least he ditched the bow tie

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Stocky Manhood posted:

I remember when Jon Stewart made an rear end of him on his own show, and I thought, "Surely we've seen the last of thos bow tie-wearing Tucker prick", but here we are 10 or 15 years later...

At least he ditched the bow tie

Jon murdered the show at least, goddamn that was awesome.

Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Jon murdered the show at least, goddamn that was awesome.

Oh thats right, that was the end of Crossfire. Yeah, it was pretty great, they were severly burned

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
He called them hacks on air. lol

It was a HUGE mistake inviting him on their show. Well, not a mistake for us.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
John Stewart murdering that show live on air may be the best thing ever done on TV.

When Tucker is all “Jon, I thought you were gonna be funny!”

And Stewart replies with “No, I’m not gonna be your monkey.”

Just... goddamn.

Mr. Dick
Aug 9, 2019

by Cyrano4747

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
lovely quality but watch if you want to see an execution live on air.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE

Oh, I believe he also gets their very own audience on his side lol.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Apropos of nothing I got my wife saying "thinking about them beans" awhile back, especially in regards to what she thinks our oldest dog is doing.
She has no idea what it references but still finds it hilarious for reasons I've yet to truly suss out.
Much like 4 balls on a cliff, Tucker works the same way, I think.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Has anyone said "SUP TUCK"?

Because I want to be the first to say that.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I heard him make a statistically relevant assertion based on research once and I was like :aaaaa: people still do that? Lol. :v:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Big Beef City posted:

Tucker works the same way


:shrug: I don't even know

Mr. Dick
Aug 9, 2019

by Cyrano4747

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