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Yes, having an actual human being child will fix all our problems bby
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Nov 2, 2019 09:32
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*finds sons disappointing the older they get*
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Nov 2, 2019 09:43
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*loses another argument with the three year old* *farts in bed*
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Icochet posted:*pretends to browse Tinder on phone to make wife jealous* *Flirts with goons in PM's*
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Grevling posted:*Flirts with goons in PM's* New Private Messages | View All Private Messages You don't have any new private messages (because nobody likes you). words hurt, richard
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*suspect wife is attempting an affair when she starts working out joins ymca to pretend to care about body but only spends hours at a time in the sauna fantasizing about fleeing to the american southwest wife pretends to care about me caring about my body. well played wife  well played*
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Nov 2, 2019 12:30
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*finally understands why the grandparents slept in separate rooms*
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Nov 2, 2019 12:58
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Too tired to talk.. I understand... it’s just this is the 4th month in a row and I really would like to spend some time togeth-I know I’m sorry for asking... it’s just when you don’t come home until 10 pm on a week night I get worried and-Yes I know you are tired I’ll drop it. I’m sorry I just care and-oh.. you’re planning a trip abroad? can I come? I can’t? Okay.. well if you need anything just-ok ok I know you’re tired, I’ll stop talking.
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Nov 2, 2019 13:03
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hell astro course posted:Too tired to talk.. I understand... it’s just this is the 4th month in a row and I really would like to spend some time togeth-I know I’m sorry for asking... it’s just when you don’t come home until 10 pm on a week night I get worried and-Yes I know you are tired I’ll drop it. I’m sorry I just care and-oh.. you’re planning a trip abroad? can I come? I can’t? Okay.. well if you need anything just-ok ok I know you’re tired, I’ll stop talking. I actually felt the depression in this one 
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Nov 2, 2019 13:13
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I think that people who think this isn't just a norm are trolling this thread  Just look at your parents.
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Nov 2, 2019 13:23
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hell astro course posted:Too tired to talk.. I understand... it’s just this is the 4th month in a row and I really would like to spend some time togeth-I know I’m sorry for asking... it’s just when you don’t come home until 10 pm on a week night I get worried and-Yes I know you are tired I’ll drop it. I’m sorry I just care and-oh.. you’re planning a trip abroad? can I come? I can’t? Okay.. well if you need anything just-ok ok I know you’re tired, I’ll stop talking. Holy poo poo
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hell astro course posted:Too tired to talk.. I understand... it’s just this is the 4th month in a row and I really would like to spend some time togeth-I know I’m sorry for asking... it’s just when you don’t come home until 10 pm on a week night I get worried and-Yes I know you are tired I’ll drop it. I’m sorry I just care and-oh.. you’re planning a trip abroad? can I come? I can’t? Okay.. well if you need anything just-ok ok I know you’re tired, I’ll stop talking. This is like crazy bitch bingo but for failed and loveless marriages. Well done!
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Nov 2, 2019 15:35
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I’d much rather hate another person than hate myself to be honest.
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Nov 2, 2019 15:35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvQyRXoCA_Y
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To be fair most of these posts describe a normal loving marriage, even the murder scheme ones.
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Edit: Accidental double post. Doh
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Yes, it's a new leather jacket...Thanks, I think it looks good too. Anyway, I've filed for divorce.... What do you mean you don't want to get divorced? Yes, of course I love you, I just don't feel like being married anymor-No, you didn't do anything wrong, stop asking that. Yes, I know 10 years is a long time, but my business trip is tomorrow, do you think you could move out before I retur-Yes I know we just re-decorated and bought new furniture, you did a good job with that. What do you mean you have nowhere to go? My sister moved back in with her parents, and that worked for her. Don't cry. Here, I'll even help you out by putting stickers on the things I want to keep... Look, I told you, I don't want to be married anymore, it has nothing to do with yo-..there is no us. No, the time for couples therapy is over, are you even listening? You never listen. Please just make sure to sign the papers. I have to go. Goodbye. I love you. hell astro course fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Nov 20, 2019 |
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Nov 2, 2019 16:37
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Is not agreeing to a divorce a real thing in the US? I've seen it mentioned in films. You can force someone to stay married to you?
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Nov 2, 2019 16:43
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Icochet posted:Is not agreeing to a divorce a real thing in the US? I've seen it mentioned in films. You can force someone to stay married to you? Maybe only in the most-conservative states, but most states have no-fault divorce. So no, you can't... and it would be very insane to want to.
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hell astro course posted:Maybe only in the most-conservative states, but most states have no-fault divorce. So no, you can't... and it would be very insane to want to. You can however make no-fault divorce a painful process for the spouse who wants to leave the marriage at the mere cost of infecting your soul with spite and suffering the same misery yourself so go hog wild!
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e: double post, my first ever I think!
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hell astro course posted:Maybe only in the most-conservative states, but most states have no-fault divorce. So no, you can't... and it would be very insane to want to. Ok. I think in American Beauty kevin spacey denies his wife a divorce on the basis that he's never hit her, which struck me as wtf but maybe it was just bad writing
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Admiralty Flag posted:You can however make no-fault divorce a painful process for the spouse who wants to leave the marriage at the mere cost of infecting your soul with spite and suffering the same misery yourself so go hog wild! Yeah, that's why you leave your partner while they still love you, and coast on that good will... They'll be too confused and heartbroken to remember their own self interest, much less have the capacity for malice or spite. 😈
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other people posted:I still remember when my wife used to have sex with me. It petered out around the second year. Almost at 10 now. Pickwick High posted:*Just masturbates in bed next to wife every night Supreme Allah posted:*sneaks downstairs at 1 am to turn thermostat down to 69* Colonel Cancer posted:At least I'm not single! same, plus I wasn't even married 
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Sorry, I don't have any personal experience to draw on for this thread. I'm in a loving marriage. I'm in a loving marriage. I'm in a loving marriage. I'm in a loving marriage. I AM IN A LOVING MARRIAGE.
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I don't know about you guys but my wedding certificate is signed by a representative of the motherfuckin state It would be plain hubris to go against that
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Hey if my wife comes by looking for me tell her I've been shitposting in this thread all day C'mon help me out here, she's got some crazy ideas about what I'm doing away from home
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"yes, honey" (gently caress why won't this call end) "I don't know, that's weird" (the drugs are really kicking in, gently caress gently caress gotta end this call before i say something stupid) "WELL HONEY I THINK I'D BETTER GO NOW, I'M FEELING VERY TIRED... NO REALLY I AM I"M JUST A LITTLE STRESSED OUT.. (gently caress) NO I HAVEn'T BROUGHT IT UP AND TOO TIRED TO TALK ABOUT IT NOW, ILOVE YOUBYE!" (i hate you)
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taco season posted:"yes, honey" (gently caress why won't this call end) "I don't know, that's weird" (the drugs are really kicking in, gently caress gently caress gotta end this call before i say something stupid) "WELL HONEY I THINK I'D BETTER GO NOW, I'M FEELING VERY TIRED... NO REALLY I AM I"M JUST A LITTLE STRESSED OUT.. (gently caress) NO I HAVEn'T BROUGHT IT UP AND TOO TIRED TO TALK ABOUT IT NOW, ILOVE YOUBYE!" (i hate you) "I'd really like it if you talked to your therapist about"
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sorry didnt mean to call you back gently caress *click*
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Nov 2, 2019 18:10
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gently caress I did it again, might as well just continue our conversation.. what? WHat? WHAT??
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Nov 2, 2019 18:25
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Wife discovers breast cancer. I divorce her, thus cutting off her health insurance.
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Nov 2, 2019 18:49
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Those things I asked you about as you were walking out the door for work or falling asleep and you said you’d do them later? Well, it’s the weekend so you should do the things you promised.
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It feels like we're roommates now.. I'm going to stay at my mother's.
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Whoops double post... Seems this getting more frequent.
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Nov 2, 2019 19:19
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Edgar posted:Whoops double post... Seems this getting more frequent. Lowtax's wife left and took the post deduplicator
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hell astro course posted:Too tired to talk.. I understand... it’s just this is the 4th month in a row and I really would like to spend some time togeth-I know I’m sorry for asking... it’s just when you don’t come home until 10 pm on a week night I get worried and-Yes I know you are tired I’ll drop it. I’m sorry I just care and-oh.. you’re planning a trip abroad? can I come? I can’t? Okay.. well if you need anything just-ok ok I know you’re tired, I’ll stop talking. gently caress
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hell astro course posted:Too tired to talk.. I understand... it’s just this is the 4th month in a row and I really would like to spend some time togeth-I know I’m sorry for asking... it’s just when you don’t come home until 10 pm on a week night I get worried and-Yes I know you are tired I’ll drop it. I’m sorry I just care and-oh.. you’re planning a trip abroad? can I come? I can’t? Okay.. well if you need anything just-ok ok I know you’re tired, I’ll stop talking. Sounds like my (ex) marriage lol
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i can't even remember what my wife's rear end hole tastes like.
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