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Jupiter in 1979 vs. 2017 It looks so puny now :-( SidneyIsTheKiller fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Nov 3, 2019 |
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Nov 3, 2019 07:01
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looks like my ex wife's tits
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Nov 3, 2019 07:03
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The great goatse of the skies needs a break every now and then
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Nov 3, 2019 07:06
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It's because of global warming OP.
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Nov 3, 2019 07:08
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Jupiter ascending? More like Jupiter descending!!
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Nov 3, 2019 07:08
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Jupiter freaks me out Imagine falling into Jupiter, imagine it for a minute
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Nov 3, 2019 07:08
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Supreme Allah posted:Imagine falling into Jupiter, imagine it for a minute Ok wait why am i naked
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Nov 3, 2019 07:11
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Apparently it's been shrinking this entire time going by supposed old photographs:
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Nov 3, 2019 07:21
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finally the storms winding down it only took like a million years. geez i can barely get to my car in the snow
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Nov 3, 2019 07:28
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never thought it was all that great in the first place
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Nov 3, 2019 08:33
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hey untrained poor drivers its time you picked up the slack for society
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Nov 3, 2019 08:35
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it's probably just a smudge on the lens anyway
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Nov 3, 2019 08:35
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drat! At the rate it's shrinking in another 40 years there won't be any life left on Earth that's aware there's a planet that humans used to call Jupiter.
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Nov 3, 2019 08:36
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jupiter can handle itself, we got our own drat problems
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Nov 3, 2019 08:38
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why does everyone care about a dumb old spot when jupiter has a friggin color changing hexagon for a north pole?
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Nov 3, 2019 08:38
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Drew McIntyre posted:looks like my ex wife's tits Can confirm
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Nov 3, 2019 08:39
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Jupiter in 1979 vs. 2017 Looking at it again, it's pretty amusing how Jupiter looked a lot more 70s in general back in the 70s, as if it were somehow consciously aware of Western Earth design and fashion trends of the period and conducted its storms accordingly.
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Nov 3, 2019 08:42
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Looking at it again, it's pretty amusing how Jupiter looked a lot more 70s in general back in the 70s, as if it were somehow consciously aware of Western Earth design and fashion trends of the period and conducted its storms accordingly. what a fukken vapid trend-following twat of a planet
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Nov 3, 2019 09:08
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Dogmeat posted:why does everyone care about a dumb old spot when jupiter has a friggin color changing hexagon for a north pole? I think you might be confusing Jupiter with Saturn in this case? Because that's the one with the hexagonal north pole. Jupiter's the one with the strangely blue-colored south pole, (though I think most of the images of it had been color-saturated to make it appear more dramatic than it actually is).
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Nov 3, 2019 09:35
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You're still talking about her though aren't you?
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Nov 3, 2019 09:40
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I wish MY giant red spot was shrinking
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Nov 3, 2019 09:42
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All that radiation Jupiter emits is putting itself into remission 
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Nov 3, 2019 09:44
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I don't see a ring?
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Nov 3, 2019 09:46
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:I think you might be confusing Jupiter with Saturn in this case? Because that's the one with the hexagonal north pole. Jupiter's the one with the strangely blue-colored south pole, (though I think most of the images of it had been color-saturated to make it appear more dramatic than it actually is). yeah I meant the cool planet saturn. did you know it also has rings? those are also cool.
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Nov 3, 2019 09:46
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Fuuuuck we need to stop polluting before it disappears entirly
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Nov 3, 2019 09:51
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my prediction: it will disappear and eventually a new spot will appear on the opposite polar hemisphere
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Nov 3, 2019 10:16
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Dogmeat posted:yeah I meant the cool planet saturn. did you know it also has rings? those are also cool. Narrator: The rings ALSO dissappeared
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Nov 3, 2019 10:24
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I want a jawbreaker now, OP.
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Nov 3, 2019 10:27
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Officially change the name to the mediocre red spot imho
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Nov 3, 2019 10:55
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The G Red Spot is a myth
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Nov 3, 2019 11:00
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This thread belongs in the gas chamber
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Nov 3, 2019 11:11
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Old news, OP. It's been shrinking for at least 350 years now.
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Nov 3, 2019 11:26
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We should nuke the friggin place. Turn the whole drat planet into a parking lot
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Nov 3, 2019 11:29
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Dogmeat posted:yeah I meant the cool planet saturn. did you know it also has rings? those are also cool. Yeah, but we just found out Saturn's rings are falling from orbit at the worst case scenario rate of 2 tons of material per second, so don't get married to it just yet. In about 100 million years the descendants of the bacteria that feasted on the remains of humanity next week will never know how cool Saturn used to be. Science guys are pretty sure it's because Elon Musk keeps shooting cars at the moon.
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Nov 3, 2019 11:59
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Jupiter’s like “b-but it’s just a cold sore,” meanwhile we know the truth, embarrassing our whole solar system with your planetary herpes.
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Nov 3, 2019 12:21
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loving climate change
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Nov 3, 2019 12:23
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Goddamn astronomy sucks.
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Nov 3, 2019 12:28
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You know what? I'm just going to say what every single one of you bastards is thinking but to much of a COWARD to say publicly: Good. I'm GLAD it's shrinking. I hope it goes away forever and the whole drat planet just loving floats away or whatever the hell it's stupid rear end does. Alright? There. I said it. Now is aaallll out there.
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Nov 3, 2019 12:30
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It's shrinking because space is very cold and mean.
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Nov 3, 2019 12:49
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I absolutely love that thing. Massive storm that you see from space.
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