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 From humble beginnings, Taco Bell has brought many a goon together in various forms of disgusting bliss. From the ashes of the fallen thread arises a true tribute to the fallen Double Decker Taco. The Bell awakens some of our greatest emotions from love:  TO loving WAR:  Regardless, it's the place to Taco Be  Some helpful guides: Hacking the Taco Bell Menu to Get up to 50% Off: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okKIBTcU2Ug Sam the Cooking Guy's Crunchwrap Supreme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOXQT9lCEIY And Quesarito: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNLl5ZbnGP0  What is the Burrito Gauntlet? Ah, a potential challenger! The Burrito Gauntlet is a challenge that’s pretty straightforward. Whether or not you’ve recently visited a Taco Bell, you’re no doubt familiar that there is a segment of the menu devoted to the noble burrito. The goal is to eat all of them in a single sitting within one hour. Your task looks a little like this:  Can I Make Substitutions? This is a happy place, friend and there are many different paths to Live Mas. If you need to make substitutions for dietary reasons (or, for example, you just really don’t like sour cream), then do as you must. For the spirit of the challenge, we ask you to try to keep the burritos as close to their original composition as possible. No mas, no menos. Is Evidence of the Attempt Required? How else are we to tell tales of your noble deeds? We've had people post videos to YouTube and even stream on Twitch. If you're shy, no worries! Pics are acceptable. Chronicle your journey as best as you can. If you do go that route, it's been requested that you include a current print publication of some kind with cut out letters of your username clearly visible. What Do I Get if I Participate? HONOR, FAIR GOON! Well, that and this handsome gang tag:  Plus, your efforts will be enshrined in the OP for all eternity. Or until the servers are eventually taken away to Ukraine or wherever the gently caress servers abscond off to these days. Don't You Care About Our Health?! Absolutely! So much so that we feel it absolutely necessary to give you the proper nutritional information about the endeavor you may choose to face. The Burrito Gauntlet is a total of 4,280 calories (not customized). Macros: Fat: 171 grams Carbs: 552 grams Protein: 138 grams Sodium: 10,080 milligrams Fiber: 65 grams Any further questions that should be added/addressed can be PMed to the author of this post. Good luck! DeadFatDuckFat's promo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F87Wr-80CJE Attempts DeadFatDuckFat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3N1_cqpLCo Bird with big dick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frdIiFWk71s golden bells: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q_P3b6gXzQ BromanderData (SUCCESSFUL): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGHvxunCUEo; Finale: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzOSFszCk6k  What is the Taco Gauntlet? Some say tacos are only for Tuesdays. We mock those people. In fact, not only are they an every day affair, if burritos aren’t your thing or you merely want to demolish a treasure trove of tacos, perhaps this gauntlet is more your style. Your task looks a little like this:  The same rules and regulations that apply to the Burrito Gauntlet stand. The Taco Gauntlet is a total of 2,370 calories (not customized). Macros: Fat: 124 grams Carbs: 213 grams Protein: 103 grams Sodium: 4,860 milligrams Fiber: 28 grams Attempts everythingWasBees: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRlLjHJm3WA DeadFatDuckFat (SUCCESSFUL): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlwXd9LQiRU Giant Metal Robot (SUCCESSFUL): https://i.imgur.com/6ByOoEN.mp4  What is the Nacho Daddy's Gauntlet? Well, the Burrito and Taco Gauntlets can be a bit daunting. Maybe you want to work your way up. Maybe you want to be a multi-gauntlet champion. Maybe you want an excuse to crush what is essentially a trough of nachos. Whatever your reasoning, the NDG is for you. As of December 26, 2019, The Nacho Party Pack is available at participating Taco Bell locations. This is essentially about three times the size of a regular Grande Nachos Box.  The first in what will no doubt become a series of Limited Time Only Gauntlets, the same rules and regulations that apply to the Burrito Gauntlet stand. The Nacho Daddy's Gauntlet is a total of 2,060 calories (not customized). Macros: Fat: 111 grams Carbs: 218 grams Protein: 47 grams Sodium: 3,640 milligrams Fiber: 41 grams Attempts Derpies: (SUCCESSFUL): https://www.twitch.tv/videos/530530845 Cruiserweight (SUCCESSFUL): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsMNDc0s-0A Giant Metal Robot (SUCCESSFUL): https://i.imgur.com/PVX1cgS.mp4 StupidSexyVaultGuy fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Feb 20, 2020 |
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Much like Jesus Christ, this thread has returned to save mankind.
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Nov 4, 2019 01:32
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*Pounds fists on table, greasy, yellow tinged fingers wrapped tightly around plastic tableware.... BEEF-CA-NOE BEEF-CA-NOE BEEF-CA-NOE BEEF-CA-NOE
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Nov 4, 2019 01:38
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The nacho supreme box was disappointing. I'm not a fan of guacamole in general and the cost over just a regular nacho supreme wasn't worth it. The double chalupa's ingredient ratio is worse than a regular. Taco Bell needs to bring some of the better boxes back!
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Nov 4, 2019 01:48
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not a fan of taco bell but i like a nice taco
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Nov 4, 2019 01:54
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Anybody get their 14 day game pass email yet?
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Nov 4, 2019 01:59
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Dang I went to the pentagon a while ago and it was a hot dog stand in the middle. Now its a taco bell what the heck, makes sense I guess.
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Nov 4, 2019 02:01
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What kind of security clearance do you need to be a taco artist at the Pentagon
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Nov 4, 2019 02:08
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no no no no no!
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Nov 4, 2019 02:33
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Oriental Hugs posted:Anybody get their 14 day game pass email yet? No, but the two box codes I had didn't win. 
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Nov 4, 2019 02:33
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how brokebrained am i that i made dinner for myself earlier but instead of eating that i want to have a CGC even though it is objectively worse for my health and costs money
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Nov 4, 2019 02:35
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buglord posted:no no no no no! Well your dumb rear end closed the other thread for... I don't know why. Embrace the new king. (not burger king)
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Nov 4, 2019 02:35
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The cheesy bean and rice burritos are my best friends
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Nov 4, 2019 02:41
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Rats eat rat food.
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Nov 4, 2019 02:42
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StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:No, but the two box codes I had didn't win. What the hell did they run out of 14 day game passes.
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Nov 4, 2019 02:42
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I got some taco bell a few days ago for the first time in years and thse were the most pathetic tacos I've ever had, I swear. I was all like where's the beef?!
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Nov 4, 2019 02:42
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Vastarien posted:I got some taco bell a few days ago for the first time in years and thse were the most pathetic tacos I've ever had, I swear. I was all like where's the beef?! okay but what did you order? there's some newbie pitfalls you have to avoid. Ive seen many people swear off the bell after trying the worst menu item.
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Nov 4, 2019 02:43
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Vastarien posted:I got some taco bell a few days ago for the first time in years and thse were the most pathetic tacos I've ever had, I swear. I was all like where's the beef?! In the beef canoe, silly.
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Nov 4, 2019 02:51
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It's my birthday tomorrow, I think I'm going to Live Mas.
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Nov 4, 2019 02:52
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Can you still win an Xbox One? Or is that promotion over?
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Nov 4, 2019 02:52
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my dog died im sad posted:Can you still win an Xbox One? Or is that promotion over? Yes, you can. November 20 will be the last day.
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Nov 4, 2019 02:53
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Beef Canoe !!!!
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Nov 4, 2019 02:53
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A couple of shredded chicken quesaritos really hits the spot
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Nov 4, 2019 02:54
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buglord posted:okay but what did you order? there's some newbie pitfalls you have to avoid. Ive seen many people swear off the bell after trying the worst menu item. Just five tacos. My friend got one of those Grande Nacho monstrosities and that thing looked PILED HIGH with whatever they put on those. I don't know why they're so stingy with their taco ingredients. Microscopic amounts of "beef" and like three little strands of cheese. No bueno.
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Nov 4, 2019 02:55
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my dog died im sad posted:Can you still win an Xbox One? Or is that promotion over? The free code comes out on Friday (8th), so if you wanna ride the beef canoe you got a bit of time. Unless of course you want the canoe regardless of contest codes, in that case more power to ya.
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Nov 4, 2019 02:55
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I put steak in a Fritos Burrito and was basically a quesiritto but for 1/5th the price (and also Fritos)
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Nov 4, 2019 03:01
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buglord posted:no no no no no! This op is better anyways.
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Nov 4, 2019 03:08
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EAT FRESH!!!!!
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Nov 4, 2019 03:11
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Chinatown posted:EAT FRESH!!!!! You watch your mouth
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Nov 4, 2019 03:19
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taco bell in western canada is bleak ill try to make it to my closest one next weekend since i happen to be up there but to be honest im not going to bother since there is a legit mexican place called like "Tina's" or something and i remeber getting drunk on margaritas while just waiting for tables and the drat enchiladas i got at the end of the day were worth the wait
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Nov 4, 2019 05:54
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lol https://www.clippituser.tv/c/rkrbzq
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Nov 4, 2019 06:01
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Cheese, Hamburger, Flour Tortilla. Just give me that poo poo for one American dollar. All I'm asking out of life.
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Nov 4, 2019 06:01
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I made homemade crunchwrap supremes a few years ago and they owned. all the same stuff it's just fresher and better taken care of while cooking
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Nov 4, 2019 07:12
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I hate that the boxes always come with cinnamon twists, like its a bonus or something. Give me chips and cheese like an actual side
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Nov 4, 2019 07:28
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Highest Cactus posted:I hate that the boxes always come with cinnamon twists, like its a bonus or something. Give me chips and cheese like an actual side Can’t they just crunch it all up and stuff it in a box? Like just smash up some tortillas with some beans, meat, cheese, some salsa or whatever and shut the lid and put it in a special Taco Bell box smasher. Like when your drunk and don’t care, just throw all that poo poo in a box and smash it. 
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Nov 4, 2019 07:32
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I love Block Hotel. I like the ones attached to a KFC best.
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Nov 4, 2019 07:34
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The ideal side would be refried beans and mexican style rice like you get at literally every tex mex restaurant on earth. I won't turn down the twists though, they're good.
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Nov 4, 2019 07:35
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What are twists anyway? Puffed lard??
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Nov 4, 2019 07:53
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Taco Bell in Japan is amazing except they dont have steak meat so all the burritos and quesadillas are awful. Lines are long so I can confirm, Japan does Live Mas Barudak fucked around with this message at 10:10 on Nov 4, 2019 |
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Nov 4, 2019 10:06
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The Protagonist posted:What are twists anyway? Puffed lard?? Deep fried pasta noodles
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