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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Just ordered some poo poo from a Taco Bell that I haven’t been to in 13 years. gently caress yeah.

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


One each o' those new tacos. 3 Doritos locos. One for me. One for sister. One for mom.

Mom said "this meat is terrible, but the shell is alright."

Sister has't talked to me.

Reaper ranch fuckin' owns and I want a whole drat bottle of it.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Dude at my Taco Bell completely filled all the shells. The "cheese" was everywhere while eating it and that's very good.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Rahu posted:

I just tried a reaper ranch taco.

Truly, this is what it means to live más

That sauce needs to be sold on the shelves of every grocery store. Tasty sumbitch.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


I weeper for reaper

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Got a buffalo chicken burrito and a beefy frito 'rito. Woulda gone with the platter for the buffalo chicken, but I had to drive a bit so I knew stuff woulda gotten soggy anyways. It was aight. Sauce is good and like The Aardvark said it would be dope if you could add it to other stuff.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


poverty goat posted:

I just tried the buffalo burrito and it wasn't terrible but we've been loving robbed trading the double tacos for this. The buffalo sauce totally buries any other flavors in there, I dunno why they even bother with pico de Gallo or nacho cheese because it all just tastes like Frank's

The pico and sour cream in mine were all in the last quarter of the burrito for me so it was a weird surprise when suddenly I was tasting tomatoes.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Lookin' forward to a taco bell item as long as a hoagie sitting awkwardly in a brown paper bag.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Goddamn. That's a lotta porn.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


EDIT: Why the gently caress did that double post??

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Two packets of fire sauce.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch5FkCiiUxo

Messed up? Or made better?

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


I have a job interview at a place in a strip mall that had a Taco Bell in it. I don't know why the Taco Bell isn't there anymore, but I'm mad because I could be living mas like every day.

(That's probably not healthy.)


EDIT: Snipesnipe


Fartington Butts fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Feb 3, 2020

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Anyone else remember when they had CONGO stuff as the kids meal toy?

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Buffalo chiggy is very whack compared to the dollar taco. Weep for reaper.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Precisely. Also had whats-his-bucket saying "LAVA TUBES"

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Shredded chicken has more crevices for the saaaaauce to get all up in

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Baja blast regular and goddamn the fiery was a tasty sumbitch.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Just tried to swing by the main Taco Bell that I go to and it was being fuckin’ remodeled extensively or, less hopefully, being demolished. :(

Had to drive to the one that’s another 8 minutes away

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Lived Breakfast Mas for the first time

-Breakfast Crunchwrap: Hella good.
-Breakfast Taco: Pretty darn good.
-Breakfast Potato Burrito: Nah. Not diggin’ the pico and the taters tasted funky.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Derpies of Broth and Sodium

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Flamin' Hot Locos Tacos is my jam .

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Just started a new job today at a place that had a Taco Bell next to it for at least a decade. It closed down like 3 years ago. I am very mad about the fact that I can no longer live infinite mas.

It's across the street from a Carl's Jr. and a Jack In the Box... but I don't want any of those grease boxes.

Shitsnipe tax:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Rs_Hlg3j8

Lol @ multiple people eating one Nacho Bellgrande.

Fartington Butts fucked around with this message at 10:48 on Feb 21, 2020

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Lol at serious medical talk in the Taco Bell thread.

(Not saying it's a bad thing, just funny)

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Slept like poo poo last night and I have the day off so it’s gonna be a Live Mas and whiskey day.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Double cgc is a tasty sum bitch.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


I'd give it a whirl. And potentially mas whirls.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Lived mas today. Got a chalupa box and two of those new chipotle chicken ‘riots.

The drive thru dude said I looked tired. I told him I work at a grocery store.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Are these Dole Whip Imitations new for this year?

Gonna have to try that sucka.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Lived mas. First time using the app and man that makes drive-thru way easier. I didn't use it before because I thought you would have to set a pickup time for drive-thru, but NOPE.

Yep the pineapple whip is drat good. Even I get it again I'd prolly go during the Happier Hour times.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


WITCHCRAFT posted:

Someone upthread said that they get the $1 shredded chicken quesadilla and reheat for breakfast the next day. I want to eat one of those cold. It sounds good.

I wasn't that person, but I ended up throwing one of those in the fridge the other day. I think it actually ended up better after microwaving it. Or at least better than it was after I had driven it home and it had been sitting around while I scarfed everything else.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Got me a crunchwrap, DLT, and some dollar shredded chicken thangs.

And a pineapple whip, That mosucka is good.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



Uploaded on Christmas. A gift for us all :allears:

Edit: Bad snipe tax.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb_09vBEwYA

Fartington Butts fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Jun 12, 2020

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

Taco Bell should just open a full on salsa bar with lime wedges and spicy pickled vegetables:



Hard pass.

I'm only trusting taquerias and maaaybe Rubio's on that one.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Just lived mad with 2 soft tacos and a buncha dollar items. It was kinda weird because the woman said “Park at the other side and I’ll bring the food to you.”

At this particular location this involves two u-turns and driving through a horrible parking lot.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Double post. But:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3KpOHbEMVM

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Mr Bell I have written up a blood contract agreeing that I will purchase 50 potato tacos each day in perpetuity in exchange for keeping it on the menu. It now awaits your mandatory signature tyvm

Please. That's Señor Bell.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007




FUK U IM HUNGRY

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


I'm sorry, Taco Bell. I went to an actual taco truck :(

The liquor store next door had Pliney the Elder.

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


I'm awake hella early and waiting to go to the store for some whiskey then to the church of MAS.

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