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https://www.fox5dc.com/news/person-stabbed-to-death-in-maryland-popeyes-after-altercation-over-chicken-sandwich-sources-say I know it's a popular sandwich and there's FOMO, y'all. FOMO. BUT STILL. PLease refrain from stabbing others, or using firearms, or even your lanky arms and hands and wrists. Just tell yourself "IT'S ONLY A CHICKEN SANDWICH." The Popeye's Chicken Sandwich™. It's BACK!
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Nov 5, 2019 03:30
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Wow BUDK is finally hitting mainstream news
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Nov 5, 2019 03:31
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Seems reasonable if it was the very last chicken sandwich on earth
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Nov 5, 2019 03:32
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Everyone was keeping their eye on 1984, Brave New World and Farenheit 451 but then Jennifer Government snuck up on us.
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Nov 5, 2019 03:34
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"You're gonna die for some chickens?" "Someone is."
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Nov 5, 2019 03:38
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Popeyes [In extremely Bene Gesserit Voice voice]: There's no need to fight over a sandwich...
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Nov 5, 2019 03:40
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You can't tell me what to do OP.
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Nov 5, 2019 03:41
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I mean when you learn the assailants wifes name is "Popeye's Chicken Sandwich" you wont be so quick to judge.
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Nov 5, 2019 03:42
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The "Some things just ain't worth dying for" smilie except the fireman is replaced by a Zelda chicken and it says "Some things ain't worth frying for"
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Nov 5, 2019 03:43
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Applewhite posted:Popeyes [In extremely Bene Gesserit Voice voice]: There's no need to fight over a sandwich... What is this... abomination?
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Nov 5, 2019 03:45
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Don’t tell me what to do
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Nov 5, 2019 03:48
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Fried chickens are good for eating sandwiches but grilled chicken is your top choice for a fuckin sandwich
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Nov 5, 2019 03:51
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the vengeful spirit of the chicken who died for the sandwich made this happen for revenge
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Nov 5, 2019 03:54
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bird with big dick posted:Fried chickens are good for eating sandwiches but grilled chicken is your top choice for a fuckin sandwich you ever uh you ever uh get real messy with some chicken salad haha I mean gross right I never would that's for sure but I mean can you imagine, wow! So weird!
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Nov 5, 2019 04:02
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People are getting hurt over a CHICKEN SANDWICH!? Well, I never!
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Nov 5, 2019 04:03
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Honestly I was just there to shoot someone, the fact that the dude was standing in line forever for a loving sandwich just made things easier.
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Nov 5, 2019 04:03
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these are crisis actors employed to heighten the profile of popeye and his chicken meals
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Nov 5, 2019 04:06
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I don't even understand why people are going so crazy over a simple fast food chicken sandwich. It's not even from a bomb rear end local place that closes once it sells out with lines out the door. Just a normal chicken sandwich that you can get nationwide. Why?
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Nov 5, 2019 04:11
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Got tired of waiting in their lovely long drive thru, went in an got stabbed for sass.
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Nov 5, 2019 04:11
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death to america
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Nov 5, 2019 04:17
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like at this point is popeyes doing the artificial scarcity thing so this poo poo happens and it gets a lot of free advertising or what. Are they really incapable of producing enough chicken sandwiches
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Nov 5, 2019 04:19
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Fight for your right to fried chicken!
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Nov 5, 2019 04:27
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what’s with the fried chicken military associations? Colonel Sanders? Popeye the SAILOR? General Tso?
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Nov 5, 2019 04:36
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bird with big dick posted:Fried chickens are good for eating sandwiches but grilled chicken is your top choice for a fuckin sandwich fried chicken is already a sandiwch
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Nov 5, 2019 04:45
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:fried chicken is already a sandiwch There's a huge difference between the breading on fried chicken and a goddamn sandwich. That's like saying grapes and grapefruits are the same fruit.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:There's a huge difference between the breading on fried chicken and a goddamn sandwich. That's like saying grapes and grapefruits are the same fruit. All citrus sections (excluding like, yuzuru and buddha's palm poo poo) are the morphological equivalent to grapes.
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Nov 5, 2019 04:50
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:All citrus sections (excluding like, yuzuru and buddha's palm poo poo) are the morphological equivalent to grapes. Are you serious here
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Nov 5, 2019 04:52
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If it's your sandwich and someone tries to take it from you, it isn't murder it's self defense.
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Nov 5, 2019 04:53
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(grapes)
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Nov 5, 2019 04:54
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Technically each juice ampoule inside the wedge itself is grapeish, as it's a unified juice substrate contained within an edible shell, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO GET PEDANTIC.
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Nov 5, 2019 04:54
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*grizzled detective voice*: Another day another brand adjacent killing. *smokes cigarette.
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Nov 5, 2019 04:55
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Ain't worth eatin if it ain't worth murderin over
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Nov 5, 2019 04:57
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keepin it real
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Nov 5, 2019 05:03
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I don't even understand why people are going so crazy over a simple fast food chicken sandwich. It's not even from a bomb rear end local place that closes once it sells out with lines out the door. Just a normal chicken sandwich that you can get nationwide. Why? It's because the company with the other famous chicken sandwich is extremely lovely. I mean hopefully that's the reason.
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Nov 5, 2019 05:04
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MisterFister posted:It's because the company with the other famous chicken sandwich is extremely lovely. I mean hopefully that's the reason. I seriously doubt the people murdering over a chicken sandwich are at the forefront of progressive thought
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Nov 5, 2019 05:09
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I’d murder every single person in this thread for a chicken sandwich
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Nov 5, 2019 05:13
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I've had the popeyes sandwich and its alright. I wouldn't murder someone over one, maybe just insult their choice of clothing
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Nov 5, 2019 05:14
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:"You're gonna die for some chickens?"
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Nov 5, 2019 05:19
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bird with big dick posted:I’d murder every single person in this thread for a chicken sandwich how about a knuckle sandwich ya dweeb!!!
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Did the stabber get to eat his chicken sandwich at least?
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