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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

ThePopeOfFun posted:

:bravo: 2019 Submission bayyyybeeeeee :bravo:

https://soundcloud.com/blvheron/joy2world


EDIT: Mind the treble. This ones pretty loud cause I've never used a DAW before.

EDIT2: Try again

This fills me with joy. And fulfills my need for a drum solo for a year.

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dorkthrone
Nov 11, 2019

This isn't a submission, but it is something I put together last year. It's not the best, but some people seem to like it. I'll try to get something together to submit soon.

https://soundcloud.com/mathematicalblunder/rubbadubly-christmas-sweater-dlec-presents-the-worst-bassline-ever-mix

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

ThePopeOfFun posted:

:bravo: 2019 Submission bayyyybeeeeee :bravo:

https://soundcloud.com/blvheron/joy2world


EDIT: Mind the treble. This ones pretty loud cause I've never used a DAW before.

EDIT2: Try again

This song rips, I love it

magic cactus
Aug 3, 2019

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Silly Burrito posted:


Let It Snow - Silly Burrito (feat. MindsEye)

https://soundcloud.com/silly-burrito/let-it-snow




These are nothing short of amazing

EatAtJoes
Dec 19, 2016
2019 SUBMISSION

https://soundcloud.com/jeffrey-vapestein/jeffrey-the-wealthy-pedo


My first time doing music production, if you can call this music production (you can't), hope y'all enjoy.

ThePopeOfFun
Feb 15, 2010

EatAtJoes posted:

2019 SUBMISSION

https://soundcloud.com/jeffrey-vapestein/jeffrey-the-wealthy-pedo


My first time doing music production, if you can call this music production (you can't), hope y'all enjoy.

Is there noise? Did you produce it?

YER A PRODUCER, HARRY

Naked Man Punch
Sep 13, 2008

They see me rollin';
they hatin'.
2019 Submission

Throwing in with this idea I’ve had for a while. Lyrics below (and if you’re curious, the final sample is from this killer 1937 blues track: https://youtu.be/3oAMZQpGeiQ)

https://soundcloud.com/user-681498813/mall-santa-blues


“Mall Santa Blues”

Exits to strip malls angled like straps on winter boots. Ice clinging to guardrails and wires, your Mazda pushes itself across white lines. You are going to a mall to ask favors of a man from the North Pole whose real name you don’t know. You drive like the Mazda is running through Bedford Falls on Christmas Eve.

Your FM dial is on and the FM station is spinning the favorite holiday hits and the FM DJ says, “Christmas is for miracles.” So men built Coca-Cola. And men built The Hallmark Channel. And men built The Christmas Tree Shops.

It is 5PM and you are driving to see Santa Claus.

And the FM DJ says, “it is a chilly night out there!” And the FM DJ says, “Your home for the holidays!” And the FM DJ says, “this is a wonderful life here!” But life is not always wonderful, so you are going to a shopping mall. We are all in some way or another going to a shopping mall to make wishes.

And the FM DJ laughs because the FM DJ plays seasonal sounds.

Christmas songs for people filled with cinnamon-sugared love. Christmas songs for people who do not know origin stories – in other words, “kids.” Santa Claus wants all ages to visit him all day, every day. Santa Claus loves everyone.

It is 5PM and you are driving to see Santa Claus.

I am going to Santa Claus because I feel hollow. I am going to Santa because he is the only one who can fix me. He can repair any toy.

And the FM DJ says, “it is 5PM” and “December has come back to us and your feelings for the season may still be complicated. But this year, this year you may figure it all out before the hours become Christmas past.”

It is 5PM and you are driving to see Santa Claus.

You are driving
You are waiting
You are hoping
You are wishing

. . .wishing. . .

for Santa Claus.

Objurium
Aug 8, 2009

Naked Man Punch posted:

2019 Submission

Throwing in with this idea I’ve had for a while. Lyrics below (and if you’re curious, the final sample is from this killer 1937 blues track: https://youtu.be/3oAMZQpGeiQ)

https://soundcloud.com/user-681498813/mall-santa-blues


This is art.

stillvisions
Oct 15, 2014

I really should have come up with something better before spending five bucks on this.

Naked Man Punch posted:

2019 Submission

Throwing in with this idea I’ve had for a while. Lyrics below (and if you’re curious, the final sample is from this killer 1937 blues track: https://youtu.be/3oAMZQpGeiQ)

https://soundcloud.com/user-681498813/mall-santa-blues


“Mall Santa Blues”

Exits to strip malls angled like straps on winter boots. Ice clinging to guardrails and wires, your Mazda pushes itself across white lines. You are going to a mall to ask favors of a man from the North Pole whose real name you don’t know. You drive like the Mazda is running through Bedford Falls on Christmas Eve.

Your FM dial is on and the FM station is spinning the favorite holiday hits and the FM DJ says, “Christmas is for miracles.” So men built Coca-Cola. And men built The Hallmark Channel. And men built The Christmas Tree Shops.

It is 5PM and you are driving to see Santa Claus.

And the FM DJ says, “it is a chilly night out there!” And the FM DJ says, “Your home for the holidays!” And the FM DJ says, “this is a wonderful life here!” But life is not always wonderful, so you are going to a shopping mall. We are all in some way or another going to a shopping mall to make wishes.

And the FM DJ laughs because the FM DJ plays seasonal sounds.

Christmas songs for people filled with cinnamon-sugared love. Christmas songs for people who do not know origin stories – in other words, “kids.” Santa Claus wants all ages to visit him all day, every day. Santa Claus loves everyone.

It is 5PM and you are driving to see Santa Claus.

I am going to Santa Claus because I feel hollow. I am going to Santa because he is the only one who can fix me. He can repair any toy.

And the FM DJ says, “it is 5PM” and “December has come back to us and your feelings for the season may still be complicated. But this year, this year you may figure it all out before the hours become Christmas past.”

It is 5PM and you are driving to see Santa Claus.

You are driving
You are waiting
You are hoping
You are wishing

. . .wishing. . .

for Santa Claus.

That was awesome - that sounds like something from a college radio DJ setlist at 2 AM in a good way.

DeathTongue
Jul 13, 2001
2019 Submission

Based upon Silvergun Superman's lyrics, I hope I've done it justice for you:

https://soundcloud.com/deathtongue/the-ace-of-sleighs

arseballs
Nov 12, 2016

ThePopeOfFun posted:

:bravo: 2019 Submission bayyyybeeeeee :bravo:

https://soundcloud.com/blvheron/joy2world


EDIT: Mind the treble. This ones pretty loud cause I've never used a DAW before.

EDIT2: Try again

Christ alive. Horrendous. I will play this every year.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



DeathTongue posted:

2019 Submission

Based upon Silvergun Superman's lyrics, I hope I've done it justice for you:

https://soundcloud.com/deathtongue/the-ace-of-sleighs
This too is great.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

stillvisions posted:

That was awesome - that sounds like something from a college radio DJ setlist at 2 AM in a good way.

If you liked this then you'll love


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR9WJSX9pnU

Slightly Absurd
Mar 22, 2004


If you're gonna post Soul Coughing ITT, you really oughtta be posting their christmassy cover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56bRu7XdGSM

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

DeathTongue posted:

2019 Submission

Based upon Silvergun Superman's lyrics, I hope I've done it justice for you:

https://soundcloud.com/deathtongue/the-ace-of-sleighs

:five:

Holy loving poo poo, you own.

ThePopeOfFun
Feb 15, 2010

Naked Man Punch posted:

2019 Submission

Throwing in with this idea I’ve had for a while. Lyrics below (and if you’re curious, the final sample is from this killer 1937 blues track: https://youtu.be/3oAMZQpGeiQ)

https://soundcloud.com/user-681498813/mall-santa-blues


“Mall Santa Blues”

Exits to strip malls angled like straps on winter boots. Ice clinging to guardrails and wires, your Mazda pushes itself across white lines. You are going to a mall to ask favors of a man from the North Pole whose real name you don’t know. You drive like the Mazda is running through Bedford Falls on Christmas Eve.

Your FM dial is on and the FM station is spinning the favorite holiday hits and the FM DJ says, “Christmas is for miracles.” So men built Coca-Cola. And men built The Hallmark Channel. And men built The Christmas Tree Shops.

It is 5PM and you are driving to see Santa Claus.

And the FM DJ says, “it is a chilly night out there!” And the FM DJ says, “Your home for the holidays!” And the FM DJ says, “this is a wonderful life here!” But life is not always wonderful, so you are going to a shopping mall. We are all in some way or another going to a shopping mall to make wishes.

And the FM DJ laughs because the FM DJ plays seasonal sounds.

Christmas songs for people filled with cinnamon-sugared love. Christmas songs for people who do not know origin stories – in other words, “kids.” Santa Claus wants all ages to visit him all day, every day. Santa Claus loves everyone.

It is 5PM and you are driving to see Santa Claus.

I am going to Santa Claus because I feel hollow. I am going to Santa because he is the only one who can fix me. He can repair any toy.

And the FM DJ says, “it is 5PM” and “December has come back to us and your feelings for the season may still be complicated. But this year, this year you may figure it all out before the hours become Christmas past.”

It is 5PM and you are driving to see Santa Claus.

You are driving
You are waiting
You are hoping
You are wishing

. . .wishing. . .

for Santa Claus.

Dude this rules so hard. Why does it sound familiar? Have I read something like it?

So so so good

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

ThePopeOfFun posted:

Dude this rules so hard. Why does it sound familiar? Have I read something like it?

So so so good

It's very Gil Scott-Heron.

stillvisions
Oct 15, 2014

I really should have come up with something better before spending five bucks on this.

Lol, that probably explains why it gave me that vibe; I was helping out at a campus radio station around the time that came out and it probably became linked by association.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

ThePopeOfFun posted:

Dude this rules so hard. Why does it sound familiar? Have I read something like it?

So so so good

Because it's a good cover of a good song ^^^^^

magic cactus
Aug 3, 2019

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Edward Mass posted:

It's very Gil Scott-Heron.

For some reason I immediately thought of the opening monologue from Godspeed You! Black Emperor's The Dead Flag Blues.

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

Something Awful has some tremendous holiday synergy going on right now. The Worst Christmas Coloring Book thread has tons of album art potential.

ThePopeOfFun
Feb 15, 2010

You GOTTA link that shite

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

ThePopeOfFun posted:

You GOTTA link that shite

Sorry, I lost myself in that thing's eyes.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3905761

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

I'm probably tapped for singing this season, but I've been combing through old holiday specials from the 80's on Betamaxmas. I'm now haunted by the prospect of a holiday special composed entirely of Goon music.

http://betamaxmas.com/?fbclid=IwAR2CU3iLoWqFIu9qJa-t9s6Ptx7UTl3Q4Gax6EJ2LKuDD-e3NT-TFABPaGs

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
edit: wrong thread

DeathTongue
Jul 13, 2001
It appears as though our sticky is gone. Mods? Could we have this thread stickied until the 18th please?

The Last Creed Fan
Aug 1, 2016
2019 Submission

https://soundcloud.com/user-761651411-871559677

Hopefully I've done this right! Can post lyrics upon request!

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

The Last Creed Fan posted:

2019 Submission

https://soundcloud.com/user-761651411-871559677

Hopefully I've done this right! Can post lyrics upon request!

Oh, hell yeah. That'd fit well in a Yule Log compilation.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
crossposting from the "doobie, but with coffee" saga thread that's going on right now, because this would be a hilariously topical and i would die of laughter if someone ran with the idea:

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Stop!
Drop!
Open up a coffee shop!
Oh, no!
Watch the debt take its toll!

also if you aren't following that thread, get on it. it's fuckin gold

gnapo
Mar 8, 2014
Not mine, but I feel like it fits the spirit of the thread:

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/listen-holly-jolly-ai-generated-christmas-song-180961248/

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

I'm taking adventage of a sick day for what appears to be a developing sinus infection to finish up my 2019 submission, a non-music one-man short production called Jingle Bell Ragnarok. I've been meaning to make this for the last three years but each year ran out of time due to either procrastination or forgetting about it (or, the first year, thinking of it too late). I'm determined to finish it this year!

EDIT: Echoing request for mod to re-sticky. The thread's usually stickied until the album's in the can.

ManiacClown fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Dec 16, 2019

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



I've got a bombastic orchestral backing track for joy to the world lying around and a writing prompt for anyone looking for a quicky.

The idea is as follows:
Joy to the world, the boils have gone
The cream has brought relief


If anyone wants to do something with it, let me know.

As for the sticky, someone should message a mod directly.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




I didn't have the time to do what I wanted, but I made an edit of an already existing song. I tried uploading it to soundcloud, but they pulled it immediately for copyright. Lol

Can I use a Dropbox link?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Canned Panda posted:

I didn't have the time to do what I wanted, but I made an edit of an already existing song. I tried uploading it to soundcloud, but they pulled it immediately for copyright. Lol

Can I use a Dropbox link?

That or google drive.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Rupert Buttermilk posted:

That or google drive.

Okay then!

2019 SUBMISSION 

https://www.dropbox.com/s/5ah770jleorsw0i/AlwaysFelizNavidad.mp3?dl=0

It's pretty :effort:, but things have been too crazy for me to follow my grand plans. I MIGHT have another last minute addition from Pastor Ned if I have the time.

Canned Panda fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Dec 17, 2019

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Okay! The wife and kids were gone when I got home from work, so I had time ti finish up the trilogy of Pastor Ned!

2019 SUBMISSION

https://soundcloud.com/pbandawesome/i-hate-christmas-goodbye

Poor (Ex) Pastor Ned. Finally crossed that line.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
My song(s) are currently in the mixing phase, which pushes this collection to double disc length! I've already started work on making a tracklist, which currently starts with Incoming Message From the North Pole and ends with the recently posted I Hate Christmas (Goodbye).

gnapo
Mar 8, 2014
2019 SUBMISSION

https://soundcloud.com/terrifiedofeverything/ho-ho-ho

No funny lyrics, but firmly in the 'my mom wouldn't want me to play this at christmas' camp.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



gnapo posted:

2019 SUBMISSION

https://soundcloud.com/terrifiedofeverything/ho-ho-ho

No funny lyrics, but firmly in the 'my mom wouldn't want me to play this at christmas' camp.

Yeah pro click

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
2019 SUBMISSION

Here's my take on country-western story-songs, the Night She Abandoned Us.

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