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ThePopeOfFun posted:2019 Submission bayyyybeeeeee This fills me with joy. And fulfills my need for a drum solo for a year.
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 23:25 |
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This isn't a submission, but it is something I put together last year. It's not the best, but some people seem to like it. I'll try to get something together to submit soon. https://soundcloud.com/mathematicalblunder/rubbadubly-christmas-sweater-dlec-presents-the-worst-bassline-ever-mix
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 00:20 |
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ThePopeOfFun posted:2019 Submission bayyyybeeeeee This song rips, I love it
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# ? Dec 8, 2019 01:27 |
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Silly Burrito posted:
ThePopeOfFun posted:2019 Submission bayyyybeeeeee These are nothing short of amazing
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# ? Dec 9, 2019 18:49 |
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2019 SUBMISSION https://soundcloud.com/jeffrey-vapestein/jeffrey-the-wealthy-pedo My first time doing music production, if you can call this music production (you can't), hope y'all enjoy.
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# ? Dec 9, 2019 19:00 |
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EatAtJoes posted:2019 SUBMISSION Is there noise? Did you produce it? YER A PRODUCER, HARRY
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# ? Dec 9, 2019 19:07 |
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2019 Submission Throwing in with this idea I’ve had for a while. Lyrics below (and if you’re curious, the final sample is from this killer 1937 blues track: https://youtu.be/3oAMZQpGeiQ) https://soundcloud.com/user-681498813/mall-santa-blues “Mall Santa Blues” Exits to strip malls angled like straps on winter boots. Ice clinging to guardrails and wires, your Mazda pushes itself across white lines. You are going to a mall to ask favors of a man from the North Pole whose real name you don’t know. You drive like the Mazda is running through Bedford Falls on Christmas Eve. Your FM dial is on and the FM station is spinning the favorite holiday hits and the FM DJ says, “Christmas is for miracles.” So men built Coca-Cola. And men built The Hallmark Channel. And men built The Christmas Tree Shops. It is 5PM and you are driving to see Santa Claus. And the FM DJ says, “it is a chilly night out there!” And the FM DJ says, “Your home for the holidays!” And the FM DJ says, “this is a wonderful life here!” But life is not always wonderful, so you are going to a shopping mall. We are all in some way or another going to a shopping mall to make wishes. And the FM DJ laughs because the FM DJ plays seasonal sounds. Christmas songs for people filled with cinnamon-sugared love. Christmas songs for people who do not know origin stories – in other words, “kids.” Santa Claus wants all ages to visit him all day, every day. Santa Claus loves everyone. It is 5PM and you are driving to see Santa Claus. I am going to Santa Claus because I feel hollow. I am going to Santa because he is the only one who can fix me. He can repair any toy. And the FM DJ says, “it is 5PM” and “December has come back to us and your feelings for the season may still be complicated. But this year, this year you may figure it all out before the hours become Christmas past.” It is 5PM and you are driving to see Santa Claus. You are driving You are waiting You are hoping You are wishing . . .wishing. . . for Santa Claus.
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 00:53 |
Naked Man Punch posted:2019 Submission This is art.
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 18:36 |
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Naked Man Punch posted:2019 Submission That was awesome - that sounds like something from a college radio DJ setlist at 2 AM in a good way.
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 20:26 |
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2019 Submission Based upon Silvergun Superman's lyrics, I hope I've done it justice for you: https://soundcloud.com/deathtongue/the-ace-of-sleighs
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# ? Dec 11, 2019 01:48 |
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ThePopeOfFun posted:2019 Submission bayyyybeeeeee Christ alive. Horrendous. I will play this every year.
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# ? Dec 11, 2019 12:11 |
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DeathTongue posted:2019 Submission
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# ? Dec 11, 2019 12:21 |
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stillvisions posted:That was awesome - that sounds like something from a college radio DJ setlist at 2 AM in a good way. If you liked this then you'll love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR9WJSX9pnU
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# ? Dec 11, 2019 13:48 |
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If you're gonna post Soul Coughing ITT, you really oughtta be posting their christmassy cover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56bRu7XdGSM
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# ? Dec 11, 2019 14:49 |
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DeathTongue posted:2019 Submission Holy loving poo poo, you own.
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# ? Dec 11, 2019 18:32 |
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Naked Man Punch posted:2019 Submission Dude this rules so hard. Why does it sound familiar? Have I read something like it? So so so good
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# ? Dec 11, 2019 19:08 |
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ThePopeOfFun posted:Dude this rules so hard. Why does it sound familiar? Have I read something like it? It's very Gil Scott-Heron.
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# ? Dec 11, 2019 21:06 |
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Scudworth posted:If you liked this then you'll love Lol, that probably explains why it gave me that vibe; I was helping out at a campus radio station around the time that came out and it probably became linked by association.
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# ? Dec 11, 2019 21:11 |
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ThePopeOfFun posted:Dude this rules so hard. Why does it sound familiar? Have I read something like it? Because it's a good cover of a good song ^^^^^
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# ? Dec 11, 2019 22:28 |
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Edward Mass posted:It's very Gil Scott-Heron. For some reason I immediately thought of the opening monologue from Godspeed You! Black Emperor's The Dead Flag Blues.
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# ? Dec 11, 2019 22:58 |
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Something Awful has some tremendous holiday synergy going on right now. The Worst Christmas Coloring Book thread has tons of album art potential.
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# ? Dec 12, 2019 02:50 |
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You GOTTA link that shite
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# ? Dec 12, 2019 02:52 |
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ThePopeOfFun posted:You GOTTA link that shite Sorry, I lost myself in that thing's eyes. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3905761
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# ? Dec 12, 2019 02:54 |
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I'm probably tapped for singing this season, but I've been combing through old holiday specials from the 80's on Betamaxmas. I'm now haunted by the prospect of a holiday special composed entirely of Goon music. http://betamaxmas.com/?fbclid=IwAR2CU3iLoWqFIu9qJa-t9s6Ptx7UTl3Q4Gax6EJ2LKuDD-e3NT-TFABPaGs
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 18:00 |
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edit: wrong thread
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 18:38 |
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It appears as though our sticky is gone. Mods? Could we have this thread stickied until the 18th please?
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 23:42 |
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2019 Submission https://soundcloud.com/user-761651411-871559677 Hopefully I've done this right! Can post lyrics upon request!
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# ? Dec 16, 2019 02:11 |
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The Last Creed Fan posted:2019 Submission Oh, hell yeah. That'd fit well in a Yule Log compilation.
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# ? Dec 16, 2019 03:28 |
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crossposting from the "doobie, but with coffee" saga thread that's going on right now, because this would be a hilariously topical and i would die of laughter if someone ran with the idea:SweetWillyRollbar posted:Stop! also if you aren't following that thread, get on it. it's fuckin gold
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# ? Dec 16, 2019 05:48 |
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Not mine, but I feel like it fits the spirit of the thread: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/listen-holly-jolly-ai-generated-christmas-song-180961248/
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# ? Dec 16, 2019 16:56 |
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I'm taking adventage of a sick day for what appears to be a developing sinus infection to finish up my 2019 submission, a non-music one-man short production called Jingle Bell Ragnarok. I've been meaning to make this for the last three years but each year ran out of time due to either procrastination or forgetting about it (or, the first year, thinking of it too late). I'm determined to finish it this year! EDIT: Echoing request for mod to re-sticky. The thread's usually stickied until the album's in the can. ManiacClown fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Dec 16, 2019 |
# ? Dec 16, 2019 19:23 |
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I've got a bombastic orchestral backing track for joy to the world lying around and a writing prompt for anyone looking for a quicky. The idea is as follows: Joy to the world, the boils have gone The cream has brought relief If anyone wants to do something with it, let me know. As for the sticky, someone should message a mod directly.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 14:36 |
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I didn't have the time to do what I wanted, but I made an edit of an already existing song. I tried uploading it to soundcloud, but they pulled it immediately for copyright. Lol Can I use a Dropbox link?
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 16:14 |
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Canned Panda posted:I didn't have the time to do what I wanted, but I made an edit of an already existing song. I tried uploading it to soundcloud, but they pulled it immediately for copyright. Lol That or google drive.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 17:55 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:That or google drive. Okay then! 2019 SUBMISSION https://www.dropbox.com/s/5ah770jleorsw0i/AlwaysFelizNavidad.mp3?dl=0 It's pretty , but things have been too crazy for me to follow my grand plans. I MIGHT have another last minute addition from Pastor Ned if I have the time. Canned Panda fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Dec 17, 2019 |
# ? Dec 17, 2019 18:05 |
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Okay! The wife and kids were gone when I got home from work, so I had time ti finish up the trilogy of Pastor Ned! 2019 SUBMISSION https://soundcloud.com/pbandawesome/i-hate-christmas-goodbye Poor (Ex) Pastor Ned. Finally crossed that line.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 21:03 |
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My song(s) are currently in the mixing phase, which pushes this collection to double disc length! I've already started work on making a tracklist, which currently starts with Incoming Message From the North Pole and ends with the recently posted I Hate Christmas (Goodbye).
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 22:27 |
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2019 SUBMISSION https://soundcloud.com/terrifiedofeverything/ho-ho-ho No funny lyrics, but firmly in the 'my mom wouldn't want me to play this at christmas' camp.
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 23:37 |
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gnapo posted:2019 SUBMISSION Yeah pro click
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# ? Dec 17, 2019 23:59 |
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2019 SUBMISSION Here's my take on country-western story-songs, the Night She Abandoned Us.
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# ? Dec 18, 2019 03:55 |