Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Canned Panda posted:

Okay! The wife and kids were gone when I got home from work, so I had time ti finish up the trilogy of Pastor Ned!

2019 SUBMISSION

https://soundcloud.com/pbandawesome/i-hate-christmas-goodbye

Poor (Ex) Pastor Ned. Finally crossed that line.

Can someone link the first two of this grand saga?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Can someone link the first two of this grand saga?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMzaatGo9PQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmPrhOI2GZs

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

:black101: Hail Odin! My 2019 Submission is under the world tree Yggdrasil! :black101:

https://soundcloud.com/nick-zachariasen/jingle-bell-ragnarokEDIT: Original version

EDIT FOR FIXED VERSION WITH THE SOUND EFFECTS I FORGOT THE FIRST TIME

I came up with this in I think 2016 but way too late to do it that year. In 2017 and 2018 I forgot until it was too late but I at least had it mostly written this time last year; I'd just run out of time. I finally produced it and I think had I not been playing as much Fallout: New Vegas I could have put more polish on it— like footsteps in the snow, some of which I tried to record today but couldn't really get any clean samples thanks to not only cars but also planes and train horns. In the end, though, I think it turned out O.K. Well, O.K. except for my attempts at Nordic accents. With Frosty I went for making the classic cartoon Frosty Finnish and instead he ended up sounding like Bela Lugosi fused with Hedonism Bot and in both cases I probably sounded more Slavic than Scandinavian, but I don't care because I achieved! I did all the voices myself, processing only a bit in some obvious places.

In case anybody wants to read the script, here you go. I set scenes for myself even though this was audio only. I figured it helped me get into the scene.

EDIT: I just realized there was a sound effect or two I forgot to put in. I might fix it tomorrow night if I still have time. Is that 11:59 Eastern?

ManiacClown fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Dec 19, 2019

schmarson
Dec 21, 2012

MY DUDES

Ultra Carp
2019 SUBMISSION

https://soundcloud.com/schmarson/eggnog-night

Just love the nog, yo.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

ManiacClown posted:

:black101: Hail Odin! My 2019 Submission is under the world tree Yggdrasil! :black101:

https://soundcloud.com/nick-zachariasen/jingle-bell-ragnarok

I came up with this in I think 2016 but way too late to do it that year. In 2017 and 2018 I forgot until it was too late but I at least had it mostly written this time last year; I'd just run out of time. I finally produced it and I think had I not been playing as much Fallout: New Vegas I could have put more polish on it— like footsteps in the snow, some of which I tried to record today but couldn't really get any clean samples thanks to not only cars but also planes and train horns. In the end, though, I think it turned out O.K. Well, O.K. except for my attempts at Nordic accents. With Frosty I went for making the classic cartoon Frosty Finnish and instead he ended up sounding like Bela Lugosi fused with Hedonism Bot and in both cases I probably sounded more Slavic than Scandinavian, but I don't care because I achieved! I did all the voices myself, processing only a bit in some obvious places.

In case anybody wants to read the script, here you go. I set scenes for myself even though this was audio only. I figured it helped me get into the scene.

EDIT: I just realized there was a sound effect or two I forgot to put in. I might fix it tomorrow night if I still have time. Is that 11:59 Eastern?

Wow, this is amazing!

Lackey
May 31, 2000

Monsters?
They look like monsters to you?

2019 SUMBISSION

Another year, another awful song: https://soundcloud.com/sense-offense/happy-holidayz

"Enjoy"!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Remember, the deadline is TONIGHT! Hopefully, I’ll have one more song.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Edward Mass posted:

My song(s) are currently in the mixing phase, which pushes this collection to double disc length! I've already started work on making a tracklist, which currently starts with Incoming Message From the North Pole and ends with the recently posted I Hate Christmas (Goodbye).

Just a quick shout out to you caring about track order :glomp: I know that, with streaming and all, that stuff usually doesn't tend to matter, but it's important for posterity and for weirdos like me who really get used to a given order.

Make it flow, make it flow, make it flow!

I appreciate it! And soon enough, I'll be putting this finished project on my site, as well as the past two years.

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Dec 18, 2019

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Just a quick shout out to you caring about track order :glomp: I know that, with streaming and all, that stuff usually doesn't tend to matter, but it's important for posterity and for weirdos like me who really get used to a given order.

Make it flow, make it flow, make it flow!

I appreciate it! And soon enough, I'll be putting this finished project on my site, as well as the past two years.

I am definitely one of those weirdos!

I still love that Pastor Ned's personal tragedy was the closer for the album two years ago. It's very fitting.

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

FIXED 2019 SUBMISSION

I added the sound effects I forgot to put in last night. Please use this version for the album instead of the one I posted then. Thanks.

https://soundcloud.com/nick-zachariasen/jingle-bell-ragnarok-fixed

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
2019 SUBMISSION

It's last minute, but it turns out I had to do all of this myself, so if it sounds janky, I'm sorry. I'm also sorry for the actual song.

Leaked Track from Upcoming Kanye West Album

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
SUBMISSIONS ARE NOW CLOSED! Post a new song at your own risk.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



I did some digging in the SAXMas archive and found six songs that don't have any attribution whatsoever. Some rooting around gave me a list of links to the previous threads, which used to be part of the OP in previous years:

1st (2009): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3224294 (archived)
2nd: (2010): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3366726 (archived)
3rd: (2011): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3451851 (archived)
4th: (2012): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3516742 (goldmined)
5th: (2013): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3585618 (archived)
6th: (2014): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3681788 (goldmined)
7th: (2015): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749494 (goldmined)
8th: (2016): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3797981 (goldmined)
9th: (2017): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3839261 (active forums)
10th: (2018): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3873186 (active forums)
11th: (2019): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3903086 (current)


I found out that the following were
saxmas_2014\Disc 2\The Little Dubstep Boy --- made by: stillvisions
Something Awful Christmas 2016_ vol. 8 Disc 3\3-11 Santa's Memory --- made by: Koivunen
Something Awful Christmas 2016_ vol. 8 Disc 4\4-09 Joulupukki --- made by: Koivunen
Something Awful Christmas 2016_ vol. 8 Disc 4\4-12 SiiiiiilverBeeeeeells --- made by: Gaspy Conana

I was wondering if someone with archives could ctrl+f around the archived threads for who made/posted these:
Goon+Christmas+2011+Dear+Leader+Tribute+Disc+1\10 - Various Artists - pfeffernuss
saxmas_2013\Disc 1\christmas is a time for cheer


Also, while you're here, why not vote for the thread; it doesn't even have a rating yet. Thanks for your attention and interest.

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp
I hope someone does a yule log video for the album with a flaming garbage can again.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
While I'm mastering the album, we're still missing something - album artwork! Also an album title.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

11 Pipers Laying Pipe

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
I Want Nothing
I Want Nothing
A Perfect Goon Christmas

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

Manger Danger

DeathTongue
Jul 13, 2001

^^^^ This.

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat


Plus that creepy rear end elf from the worst coloring book thread.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
How's this?

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Edward Mass posted:

How's this?



It's like an Attack On Titan holiday special.

Also, the title totally owns.

Chronojam
Feb 20, 2006

This is me on vacation in Amsterdam :)
Never be afraid of being yourself!


Big thanks to everybody who managed to submit. I can't wait to subject my coworkers to this.

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

Edward Mass posted:

How's this?



Yeah, I think that works.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
OK, great! I've got the next few days off of work, and I've already half-done with vetting the album.

ThePopeOfFun
Feb 15, 2010

This may be my favorite cover since the first. So so so good

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

Flipperwaldt posted:

I did some digging in the SAXMas archive and found six songs that don't have any attribution whatsoever. Some rooting around gave me a list of links to the previous threads, which used to be part of the OP in previous years:

1st (2009): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3224294 (archived)
2nd: (2010): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3366726 (archived)
3rd: (2011): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3451851 (archived)
4th: (2012): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3516742 (goldmined)
5th: (2013): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3585618 (archived)
6th: (2014): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3681788 (goldmined)
7th: (2015): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749494 (goldmined)
8th: (2016): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3797981 (goldmined)
9th: (2017): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3839261 (active forums)
10th: (2018): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3873186 (active forums)
11th: (2019): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3903086 (current)


I found out that the following were
saxmas_2014\Disc 2\The Little Dubstep Boy --- made by: stillvisions
Something Awful Christmas 2016_ vol. 8 Disc 3\3-11 Santa's Memory --- made by: Koivunen
Something Awful Christmas 2016_ vol. 8 Disc 4\4-09 Joulupukki --- made by: Koivunen
Something Awful Christmas 2016_ vol. 8 Disc 4\4-12 SiiiiiilverBeeeeeells --- made by: Gaspy Conana

I was wondering if someone with archives could ctrl+f around the archived threads for who made/posted these:
Goon+Christmas+2011+Dear+Leader+Tribute+Disc+1\10 - Various Artists - pfeffernuss
saxmas_2013\Disc 1\christmas is a time for cheer


Also, while you're here, why not vote for the thread; it doesn't even have a rating yet. Thanks for your attention and interest.

Unfortunately, the death of Tindeck has made tracing entries from the archives difficult. However, "Christmas is a Time for Cheer" from 2013 was posted by Maw.

Not sure about pfeffernuss. All the entry posts are now blank in that thread and there aren't any context cues I can find. Maybe someone remembers?

Edit: I think pfeffernuss "might" have been posted by Popcorn. They said in the thread their contribution was a collaboration with a friend and acoustic guitar, which matches the song. The original link is dead though, so I can't confirm.

Grammarchist fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Dec 20, 2019

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Considering Popcorn made no other song that year, it has to be that goon.

Arabian Jesus
Feb 15, 2008

We've got the American Jesus
Bolstering national faith

We've got the American Jesus
Overwhelming millions every day

This is probably silly but I remember one year there was an accompanying image of a at reading a Christmas story to some children and I was wondering if anyone still had that image. As always, you guys make my holidays with your ridiculousness :)

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

ThePopeOfFun posted:

This may be my favorite cover since the first. So so so good

My favorite was Hollycaust and then Trump got elected and now it's my least favorite.

stillvisions
Oct 15, 2014

I really should have come up with something better before spending five bucks on this.

Haschel Cedricson posted:

My favorite was Hollycaust and then Trump got elected and now it's my least favorite.
Yeah, that title aged especially badly.

Flipperwaldt posted:

saxmas_2014\Disc 2\The Little Dubstep Boy --- made by: stillvisions
Oh poo poo, I forgot I submitted that one back in the day. Man, I really wish I had known how to mix that better than it turned out. Maybe one year pull out the source files and try to rework it as the little lofi hip hop boy or something.

And this didn't get submitted because it doesn't really fit the theme but I did carry out my threat of the 45-minute minimalist Christmas carol thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYgCreNrMQo

DeathTongue
Jul 13, 2001

Edward Mass posted:

How's this?



Winner winner chicken dinner.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Haschel Cedricson posted:

My favorite was Hollycaust and then Trump got elected and now it's my least favorite.

the cover photoshop was very skillfully done

but yeah godwin jokes aint what they used to be

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Edward Mass posted:

How's this?



Well that's merry AF. :D

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Haschel Cedricson posted:

My favorite was Hollycaust and then Trump got elected and now it's my least favorite.

I have enjoyed many titles in the past, but I was especially proud of my (one and only) attempt at naming an album, with 2012's Merry Christmas and The Infinite Santa.

I'm a huge Pumpkins nerd, and the remasters had recently been released. If I contribute nothing further to these albums, I'll still be happy.

Edit: also, I whole heartedly vote for Manger Danger.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Grammarchist posted:

Unfortunately, the death of Tindeck has made tracing entries from the archives difficult. However, "Christmas is a Time for Cheer" from 2013 was posted by Maw.

Not sure about pfeffernuss. All the entry posts are now blank in that thread and there aren't any context cues I can find. Maybe someone remembers?

Edit: I think pfeffernuss "might" have been posted by Popcorn. They said in the thread their contribution was a collaboration with a friend and acoustic guitar, which matches the song. The original link is dead though, so I can't confirm.

Edward Mass posted:

Considering Popcorn made no other song that year, it has to be that goon.
Thank you so much for looking! Yeah, a lot has gone down the tubes with Tindeck and I wasn't sure we were going to get anything at all, so I'm happy enough with strong suspicions.

There's a seventh file that clearly isn't tagged right called gently caress - you.mp3 from 2013, which is a messy rendition of Gloria in excelsis Deo. I anyone still feels like doing some internet detective work.


stillvisions posted:

Oh poo poo, I forgot I submitted that one back in the day. Man, I really wish I had known how to mix that better than it turned out. Maybe one year pull out the source files and try to rework it as the little lofi hip hop boy or something.
It's was and still is pretty good entry! Drink one to this fellow in 2010 probably not understanding why their music is so quiet compared to other people's:

I'm sure they have learned a lot since.

I know for a fact I would never have participated ever if everything had been done consistently to a super high standard.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I had mentioned this to Edward Mass in a pm earlier, but when I was preparing the tracks, at least in 2012, I merely normalized every track to peak at either 0 or better yet -1db. Otherwise, I don't really mess with the quality of the tracks, because how much it varies is really part of the charm of these albums. But a generally consistent volume across the whole mess is appreciated, so I recommend that in the future, if you could try and normalize so that your peak hits there, you'll be good.

Unless your track is a bunch of whispering with a loud cymbal crash at the end. :stare:

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I had mentioned this to Edward Mass in a pm earlier, but when I was preparing the tracks, at least in 2012, I merely normalized every track to peak at either 0 or better yet -1db. Otherwise, I don't really mess with the quality of the tracks, because how much it varies is really part of the charm of these albums. But a generally consistent volume across the whole mess is appreciated, so I recommend that in the future, if you could try and normalize so that your peak hits there, you'll be good.

Unless your track is a bunch of whispering with a loud cymbal crash at the end. :stare:
Yeah, don't normalize to 0dB if the end result is going to be an mp3 (or similarly compressed file). This can lead to clipping on decoding/playback. -1dB should be fine.

Maybe using mp3gain is sensible here to bring extreme outliers in line? It's 100% mathematically reversible and it doesn't recode the mp3. And it will play back at the set level on car stereos or whatever that don't do their own automatic volume leveling.

I agree with variety being the charm and not touching the files in other ways. Though I did convert the 96KHz/24 bit wav file in the archive to a high quality mp3 for my personal use.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Flipperwaldt posted:

Yeah, don't normalize to 0dB if the end result is going to be an mp3 (or similarly compressed file). This can lead to clipping on decoding/playback. -1dB should be fine.

Maybe using mp3gain is sensible here to bring extreme outliers in line? It's 100% mathematically reversible and it doesn't recode the mp3. And it will play back at the set level on car stereos or whatever that don't do their own automatic volume leveling.

I agree with variety being the charm and not touching the files in other ways. Though I did convert the 96KHz/24 bit wav file in the archive to a high quality mp3 for my personal use.

Yes, all of this is good. Edward Mass, listen to Flipperwaldt :eng101:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

stillvisions posted:

Yeah, that title aged especially badly.

Oh poo poo, I forgot I submitted that one back in the day. Man, I really wish I had known how to mix that better than it turned out. Maybe one year pull out the source files and try to rework it as the little lofi hip hop boy or something.

And this didn't get submitted because it doesn't really fit the theme but I did carry out my threat of the 45-minute minimalist Christmas carol thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYgCreNrMQo

Dude thats a loving masterpiece

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply