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 THE ALBUM IS COMPLETE! DOWNLOAD HERE! In TYOOL 2009, a goon by the name of Schweinhund made a challenge: make the worst Christmas album of all time. What was birthed was a strange collection of terrible music by goons for goons that has set the standard for what Hell sounds like during the holiday season. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHwhKwJypE4 Every year since then, the musically persuaded have gathered to make the most hilarious, grating, wonderful, terrible, festive music possible! jennyinstereo and Rupert Buttermilk would be normally be handling things, but sadly they are extremely busy this year and couldn't in good faith handle the duties of this important endeavor. With that in mind, I have decided to take responsibility for keeping spirits bright and SAVE CHRISTMAS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q14WYsbFrJk Q: I have no musical talent, what else can I do? A: First off, who says you need musical talent? Some of the best songs have come from people without musical talent! That being said, technical help for fellow goons is always appreciated. You can also submit album art, we always need that! Q: How do I submit a song to this? A: Upload the file to SoundCloud, Mixcloud, clyp, any audio file hosting service that you can download from. You can post the song on YouTube, but if you don't post a downloadable link, I won't be able to include it on this year's compilation. When AND ONLY WHEN you have a finalized song ready for inclusion, use the bolded phrase 2019 SUBMISSION like so to indicate it is ready for entry into the album. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5iR6hSK-kw Q: I have a song, but it's going to take me until Martin Luther King Day to finish, is that OK? A: Nope! The submission deadline is ~December 18th~ at 11:59PM (UTC -06:00), one week before Christmas Day. Q: I need inspiration, where can I hear the past 10 years' worth of music? A: 2009-2016 can be found here. 2017 can be found here. 2018 can be found here. A Torrent file of the Best of Goon Christmas is here, as well! What are you waiting for? Get to making some music! Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Dec 21, 2019 |
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OMGVBFLOL posted:the sheer volume also means I re-discover songs each year that I didn't remember. My first neat discovery this year shuffling through the archives is: I"m doing another terrible rap this year, just you wait!
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Nov 7, 2019 03:55
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Stark Fist posted:I Saw Mommy Cucking Santa Claus It's been done. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myd7CmYnso4
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Nov 14, 2019 05:47
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Siivola posted:"Yuletide for Donald" to the tune of Springtime. Also been done. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFbLDHtukgw
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Nov 14, 2019 06:32
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I'm not trying to discourage, because there's been hundreds of songs over the past decade and there have been repeated concepts (songs based on Cee-Lo Green's "gently caress You!" and the main theme from Mortal Kombat come to mind). That being said, there haven't been a bunch of songs about snowmen. Roll with that!
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Nov 14, 2019 06:40
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Professor Shark posted:lol now do a Capitalist Jesus Have you never read the parable of Supply-Side Jesus? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc-LJ_3VbUA
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Nov 20, 2019 03:36
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I plan on putting it up on https://saxmas.robotcousin.com because there won't be any copyright issues (not on my watch The song order in the link I put in the OP is in order of submission.
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Nov 23, 2019 17:48
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), so I don't know what youtube's going to do with that album.
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Not to be a buzzkill, BUT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP2HRNfUjiE
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Dec 2, 2019 06:20
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ThePopeOfFun posted:Dude this rules so hard. Why does it sound familiar? Have I read something like it? It's very Gil Scott-Heron.
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Dec 11, 2019 21:06
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My song(s) are currently in the mixing phase, which pushes this collection to double disc length! I've already started work on making a tracklist, which currently starts with Incoming Message From the North Pole and ends with the recently posted I Hate Christmas (Goodbye).
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Dec 17, 2019 22:27
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2019 SUBMISSION Here's my take on country-western story-songs, the Night She Abandoned Us.
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Dec 18, 2019 03:55
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Can someone link the first two of this grand saga? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMzaatGo9PQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmPrhOI2GZs
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Dec 18, 2019 05:55
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Remember, the deadline is TONIGHT! Hopefully, I’ll have one more song.
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Dec 18, 2019 22:35
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2019 SUBMISSION It's last minute, but it turns out I had to do all of this myself, so if it sounds janky, I'm sorry. I'm also sorry for the actual song. Leaked Track from Upcoming Kanye West Album
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Dec 19, 2019 05:51
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SUBMISSIONS ARE NOW CLOSED! Post a new song at your own risk.
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Dec 19, 2019 07:00
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While I'm mastering the album, we're still missing something - album artwork! Also an album title.
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Dec 19, 2019 21:43
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How's this?
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Dec 20, 2019 01:09
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OK, great! I've got the next few days off of work, and I've already half-done with vetting the album.
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Dec 20, 2019 02:22
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Considering Popcorn made no other song that year, it has to be that goon.
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Dec 20, 2019 02:40
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mp3gain didn't work on Jingle Bell Ragnarok, so that's going to be a bit loud.
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Dec 20, 2019 21:00
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THE ALBUM IS COMPLETE! https://www.dropbox.com/sh/q4r5db7nwuz0l6z/AABa8Usd4cznIL0OF_AudvS7a?dl=0
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Dec 21, 2019 00:21
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SimonChris posted:Thank you Not really, I don't know how to edit these things.
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ManiacClown posted:It's Yule + the plural of "alf," the original "elf", therefore "Yule elves." I don't know if that would be considered a correct linguistic construction, but it works enough for these purposes. I am not an expert on Scandinavian lore, and I doubt many other Goons are (but I could be wrong).
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