NOW That's What I Call Goon Christmas 11

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DeathTongue: Jul 13, 2001

I recorded the parts of my first entry last weekend. I just need to put the audio clips all together. This thread is what I look forward to every Christmas!

I'm happy to help out on others' projects as well.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2019 22:29

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:28

DeathTongue: Jul 13, 2001

2019 Submission

https://soundcloud.com/deathtongue/crazy-uncle-bobby

Here you go, my first for this year. It's a bit of an old-timey radio play.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2019 05:47

DeathTongue: Jul 13, 2001

Haschel Cedricson posted:

Today I went to my old elementary school for their annual Christmas Bazaar. That got me in the holiday spirit.

2019 SUBMISSION

The First Noel

Holy poo poo. Brilliance.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2019 05:52

DeathTongue: Jul 13, 2001

Paladinus posted:

Okay, here's my first 2019 SUBMISSION.

https://soundcloud.com/stanley-swanson-150846885/immortal-sir-christopher-lee-and-undead-sir-roger-moore-come-come-mr-bond-peace-on-earth

I had 'come, come, Mr. Bond' with the music of Little Drummer Boy stuck in my head for months, and hopefully it's out of my system now.

The lyrics can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_dAKu_cNS8

Goddamn. Bumping for awesomeness.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 05:00

DeathTongue: Jul 13, 2001

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I wrote some lyrics, but don't have a mic. Any chance someone is willing to sacrifice their throat to make my dream a reality?

To Motorhead

IF YOU LIKE TO GET GIFTS, I TELL YOU I'M YOUR MAN.
YOU LIKE SOME, HATE SOME, IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME.

THE PLEASURE IS TO GET TOYS, MAKES NO DIFFERENCE GIRLS OR BOYS.
I DON'T SHARE YOUR GREED, THE ONLY RIDE I NEED IS THE ACE OF SLEIGHS, THE ACE OF SLEIGHS

BETTER BE A GOOD KID, DANCING WITH THE CRAMPUS.
GIVING OUT THAT COAL, IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME.

APRIL OR DECEMBER, THESE EYES WATCHING YOU.
DOUBLE DOWN OR QUIT, YOU WON'T GET poo poo, THE ACE OF SLEIGHS THE ACE OF SLEIGHS.

YOU KNOW MY ELVES ARE SLAVES, PAYING LIVING WAGES IS FOR KNAVES, AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT BABY THEY'RE NOT GONNA LIVE FOREVER!
AND DON'T FORGET THE REINDEER!

guitar solo

RINGING OUT THOSE SLEIGH BELLS, I KNOW YOU GOTTA HEAR ME.
GET YOUR rear end TO BED, FORGOT MY SNACK AGAIN.

I SEE IT IN YOUR SOUL, YOU'RE ONE YOUNG rear end in a top hat.
THE ONLY THING YOU GET, A LUMP OF COAL I BET.
THE ACE OF SLEIGHS, THE ACE OF SLEIGHS.

Sunday evening my kids head to my ex's place. If you haven't found any takers by then I could give this a go. To the style of the Acoustic Ace of Spades that Motorhead did for that beer commercial years back:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-77sVQ7Zgv0

DeathTongue fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Dec 6, 2019

# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 17:13

DeathTongue: Jul 13, 2001

2019 Submission

Based upon Silvergun Superman's lyrics, I hope I've done it justice for you:

https://soundcloud.com/deathtongue/the-ace-of-sleighs

# ¿ Dec 11, 2019 01:48

DeathTongue: Jul 13, 2001

It appears as though our sticky is gone. Mods? Could we have this thread stickied until the 18th please?

# ¿ Dec 15, 2019 23:42

DeathTongue: Jul 13, 2001

Haschel Cedricson posted:

Manger Danger

^^^^ This.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2019 00:21

DeathTongue: Jul 13, 2001

Edward Mass posted:

How's this?

Winner winner chicken dinner.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2019 06:19

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:28

DeathTongue: Jul 13, 2001

Yaaay! Thanks everyone for their contributions to another Awful Christmas!

Just kidding. I've raised my adopted kids on these songs. It's taken 5 years for my youngest to start calling them "Dad's Christmas Songs" instead of singing along to Ho Ho Ho It's Christmastime.

And then I start to think the magic is gone. And then my daughters and I break into a sing-along of Taco Bell Christmas and everything is right in the world again.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2019 06:21

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