NOW That's What I Call Goon Christmas 11

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Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

goon christmas music is the only christmas music my retail-addled brain can tolerate

edit: actually, there's a goon christmas song to go with that very sentiment!

Adeste Emptores by Foreign Substance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnvWhqviXVI

Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Nov 7, 2019

# ¿ Nov 6, 2019 04:47

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:59

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

the sheer volume also means I re-discover songs each year that I didn't remember. My first neat discovery this year shuffling through the archives is:

Christmas With Bigfoot by CaptainYesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBT7kEtsn_E

# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 02:02

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

There's also a fair number of permabanned or 11-year-probed folks who submitted funny stuff in the past. If any of yall fallen heroes are reading this and want to submit something by proxy, email me at my forums name at yahoo

# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 08:10

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Beer_Suitcase posted:

Here it is
2019 SUBMISSION
Christmas Mummy
https://soundcloud.com/theskinnymenace/christmas-mummy

lyrics
One last gift under the tree
It's big and looks real funny
We opened it and what we saw
Was a christmas mummy!

Brightly wrapoed in red n green
tatterd old papryus
He sat up and looked around
from his gold sacraphogus

He brought out his Canopic jars
filled with treats and goodies
Little Suns to honor Ra
and hearts to fool Inubis

then the sun was blotted out
harkening our ruin
Not heeding the mummys curse
would be our undooooiiing

Locusts flew out of his mouth
they were all consuming
and the egg nog turned to blood
due to his exhuming

He grasp'd me quick 'round the throat
his skeletal appendage
Sucking my soul from my flesh
his final act of revenge

lol this rules so hard

# ¿ Nov 14, 2019 11:49

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Beer_Suitcase posted:

I think I can make at least one more of these I just need a lil spark of inspiration. Is it polite to ask for ideas?

Like I was gonna try "Santa's Now my Stepdad" to the tune of Yellow Rose of Texas but I'm not super into it.

its just a title but

"christmas santorum"

if you dont know what santorum is, search it on urbandictionary

# ¿ Nov 14, 2019 11:51

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

fiverr, taskrabbit, postmates, grubhub, eat24, amazon, turo, airbnb

also dead, defunct ones like Sidecar and Homejoy

lyft is USA-only, there's a whole constellation of other local competitors for uber all over the globe

# ¿ Nov 15, 2019 23:26

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Grammarchist posted:

2019 Submission

Happy Holiday (Happy Holiday)
https://soundcloud.com/genghis-don/happy-holidays-happy-holidays

Loving everyone's tracks so far.

this was everything the title promised it would be. this rules lol

# ¿ Nov 29, 2019 04:27

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Has anyone ever done a Christmas version of the Mortal Kombat theme?

I have negative musical ability of any kind myself, so otherwise feel free to steal that idea.

ed: I should read the thread.

Oooh, cursed idea: Fight Song.

i've done christmasy midi arrangements of ridiculously unchristmasy songs for a few years now, i could throw together one of the mortal combat theme if someone with a decent recording mic wants to wail "merry chriiistmaaaassss" like the mortal combat guy does. bonus comedy points if its a lady with a mousy voice

e: here's some of my past submissions to give some idea what i'm talking about.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sPU_8ljC_h4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=44amQzCvhKk

Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Dec 2, 2019

# ¿ Dec 2, 2019 05:55

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Edward Mass posted:

Not to be a buzzkill, BUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP2HRNfUjiE

Adnachiel posted:

Also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOm_0LUegRo

*faaaaaaaart*

# ¿ Dec 2, 2019 14:55

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

ill make one too just to spite you both

# ¿ Dec 2, 2019 14:56

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Adnachiel posted:

2019 SUBMISSION

Most people don't know this, but Santa's Workshop is a pretty sophisticated operation with operatives all over the world. If you're far north enough, you can even pick up the signal of its numbers station and hear it broadcasting a message to those operatives.

https://soundcloud.com/user-369019908/incoming-message-from-the-north-pole

Edit: Shortened the intro

ILZBYLAVKYPURFVBYVCHSAPUL

lets crack the christmas code and blow this toyop wide open

# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 02:02

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

crossposting from the "doobie, but with coffee" saga thread that's going on right now, because this would be a hilariously topical and i would die of laughter if someone ran with the idea:

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Stop!
Drop!
Open up a coffee shop!
Oh, no!
Watch the debt take its toll!

also if you aren't following that thread, get on it. it's fuckin gold

# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 05:48

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

11 Pipers Laying Pipe

# ¿ Dec 19, 2019 21:47

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:59

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Haschel Cedricson posted:

My favorite was Hollycaust and then Trump got elected and now it's my least favorite.

the cover photoshop was very skillfully done

but yeah godwin jokes aint what they used to be

# ¿ Dec 20, 2019 07:59

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