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George W Bush and Tony Blair aren't all THAT bad. You just don't know it yet. (Stephen Harper...is what he is.) Don't worry about collecting games. On any platform. And don't feel bad if your discs and cartridges get lost or wrecked. It's the fate of Collector's Editions to clutter up either your home or a store, take your pick. Go to the video store more often. It's not like the record store where there's a handful in every city. Try MAYBE 1 store left in a city of at least 1.5 million. Don't make buying a house or climbing your career ladder your life's priority. Oh, too late? Well, enjoy the next five or so years. After 2008, you'd be amazed how many go back to living in multi-generation households. Yes, as in "moving back in with their parents." Also the Chinese are going to be richer and possibly better off than you. No, the Armageddon hasn't started and neither has the apocalypse but some days you might wish they'd hurry up and get here. Oh, that's how it is for you right now? OK then. Whatever you thought your life was, or wanted to be, probably won't. Whether that's a plus or a minus is what you make of it. Just like life.
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"You excited about World of Warcraft? Yeah? Well check out this!" "Yeah, it's the same one! Isn't that great? Here, let me show you - what? No, no, they did. Lots of stuff. But, see, this one doesn't have any of it. The old one is still going, but I only play this new, older one. No, I'm not making fun of you, I really play this!"
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:"You excited about World of Warcraft? Yeah? Well check out this!" Don't doxx me
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Listen you discombulated cretin, where is the local bookies office I have some bets to make
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everyone in 2019 has sex by licking butt holes, and we all love it
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Hey you remember how we thought George Bush was the stupidest person to ever be elected president? Well...
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Dude the forums are going to dead unless you take action today! Look, you have to get Lowtax spine checked out before he has to get the robot one. No its not cool. Stop chuckling at the phrase robo-erectus. This is serious.
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There was a terrible poo poo forum called "helldump" and thenceforth everyone just hates each other.
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"It took us a while to realize all of those ironic racists weren't actually ironic" "No seriously, getting into growing weed is gonna be a great business decision"
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Cool, I'm also a time traveller from 2003. I just did it at the speed of one hour per hour. You hosed up not going to see dinosaurs first thing.
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Don't worry about those Blockbuster late fees, friend. In fact, don't even return the movies.
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From 2003, eh? Hehe let me tell you about 2019. In 2019 we *violently and loudly shits pants drowning out any information about the future* Oh nooooooo not again!!! The Novikov self-consistency principle cannot be so easily fooled.
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Animal-Mother posted:Don't worry about those Blockbuster late fees, friend. In fact, don't even return the movies. i'd sure like to return the movies of 2019 if you follow my drift 
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Jay_Zombie posted:I steal the time machine and go back to 2003 to find myself and kick my own rear end. lol
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Our phones are now slightly thinner!!!
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Is it gay to have sex with your past self?
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Sunswipe posted:Is it gay to have sex with your past self? just timegay
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Sunswipe posted:Is it gay to have sex with your past self? Nah brah it's just retard masturbation
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Colonel Cancer posted:Oh ya it's amazing, the future, yeah. Why don't you play with this phone while I borrow your time machine and correct the past... *violently wrestles pistol from Hitler's hands*
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So is there any particular reason for 16 years as your choice of future you'd like to see? Throw a dart at a board or something? Just feels kind of arbitrary to me, I guess. Oh no, not judging you. Just curious... that's all.
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Time Traveler: I have to come to the future too where civilizations current course takes us. Are things well in 2019? Me: there's actually zero difference good and bad things. You imbecile. You loving moron.
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vandalism posted:*violently wrestles pistol from Hitler's hands* *Curbstomps the first fish that crawls on land* Stay in the ocean you gently caress!
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Pickwick High posted:just timegay Uh, Timecop lore shows that when the same matter occupies the same space (making physical contact with your former self) you explode into a giant pile of goo.
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Like the other guy said we all time travelers.
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Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:Uh, Timecop lore shows that when the same matter occupies the same space (making physical contact with your former self) you explode into a giant pile of goo. timecum
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Pickwick High posted:timecum Isn't that the whale that killed those people? I'd warn the time traveller that it happens AGAIN
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The Glumslinger posted:"It took us a while to realize all of those ironic racists weren't actually ironic" Out of the way, fool! I've got some great seeds for strains of super high THC weed and i need to get them back there! My intentions are noble, I going to bring back all the cheap daraprim and insulin I can.
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"Something Awful is still usable; unlike LowTax's spine." "Snape kills Dumbledore. Also it's canon that wizards poo poo their pants." "We got Osama! No the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq are still ongoing. Oh right we invaded Iraq too. Syria too kinda." "There's a lot more Star Wars movies."
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In just about 16 years a guy on SA will read a thread about a guy's brother getting out of prison after 20 years, and make a thinly-veiled ripoff.
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Bro check out this fuggin fallout new Vegas game and also far cry 4 it loving rules they even make a 5th one but it isn't as good!!!
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Away all Goats posted:Hey you remember how we thought George Bush was the stupidest person to ever be elected president? Well...
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Listen in 2009 you're gonna want to buy as much land as possible in Detroit.
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Malls are no longer the cool place to hang out. *walks out of mall food court*
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We elected a black president! Yeah it's pretty great, also some other stuff happens.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:In just about 16 years a guy on SA will read a thread about a guy's brother getting out of prison after 20 years, and make a thinly-veiled ripoff. wait who is ripping off who here
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Here in the future, it's illegal not to be actively gay... but don't worry, friend. (Unzips fly.)
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Not having gay sex with a man is homophobia and oppression and you are not woke if you are not constantly hooking up with sweaty oiled up dudes with washboard abs.
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Here's my life savings, go back and put it all into Google, Apple, and Amazon. You do the same.
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Here is my 2003 self's home address and a thousand dollars. Do a guy a solid, and go drown 2003 me in the hall sink. I promise, no one in 2003 will think it's weird.
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