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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Haven't done that in like twenty-five years IIRC. It was alright.

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givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Is it lobsterfest or shrimpfest? Gotta be one of the two.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Did you have biscuits without any water like someone who isn't a wuss?

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Did the cheddar bae biscuits give you apocalyptic diarrhea?

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed
i prefer bubba gump shrimp athankyou

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Those biscuits are unlimited. Take advantage

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
i don't like lobster, do they have anything else good

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Gonna make some cheddar drop biscuits at home after seeing this thread.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
This was done by a goon IIRC. I'd swear I've been to this Red Lobster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l--BvXpaGq4

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm at Red Lobster my only order is 24 of the cheese biscuits no drink no water

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

givepatajob posted:

Is it lobsterfest or shrimpfest? Gotta be one of the two.

It was me needing to buy something at a shopping mall at lunchtime.

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
Man. I could annihilate some snow crab legs. Haven't had those in forever.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I've never eaten at a Red Lobster to my recollection. Though it's possibly I did so as a young child and just don't remember.



Same for Wendy's.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i think i could eat unlimited prawns

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Red LAHBSTAH!!

Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007

Why don't the poors simply buy more money?
Fun Shoe
Try the chowder

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'm at Red Lobster my only order is 24 of the cheese biscuits no drink no water

You're a MADMAN!!

SERPUS
Mar 20, 2004
The shrimp are so small now. Captain, what happened?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'm at Red Lobster my only order is 24 of the cheese biscuits no drink no water
The bloat master.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

wesleywillis posted:

This was done by a goon IIRC. I'd swear I've been to this Red Lobster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l--BvXpaGq4

This rules.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Haven't done that in like twenty-five years IIRC. It was alright.

I haven't been there in about the same.

You can't just BLAST this out there like it's every Easter Brunch for your family.
Cough it up you dick ball!

Whaydya hav?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I have never ordered the lobster at red lobster. :shrug:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hzBh0J1YFU

Chuds McGreedy
Aug 26, 2007

Jumanji
Did you eat the biscuits drinking a Bahama Mama? It’s choice. Sweet and salty.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

SERPUS posted:

The shrimp are so small now. Captain, what happened?

We, um

we ate all the big ones. This is what's left.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

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as far as a chain casual place goes, Red lobster is pretty high on the tier list. I like the coconut shrimps

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

givepatajob posted:

Is it lobsterfest or shrimpfest? Gotta be one of the two.

dont think theyve ddone lobsterfest since last time OP ate there

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

wesleywillis posted:

This was done by a goon IIRC. I'd swear I've been to this Red Lobster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l--BvXpaGq4

this had all the hallmarks of cringy early 2000s poo poo, but it was actually loving hilarious

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
How are they even around still.

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
When I was young and gay I would get a bunch of cheddar bay biscuits and some honey mustard sauce and dunk those bad boys in. It was delicious. Now I'm old and gay and don't do that anymore.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Philthy posted:

How are they even around still.

The curse of cheddar bay

Amicus curiae
May 31, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
no man has ever taken me to a Red Lobster. i have failed as a woman.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Node posted:

When I was young and gay I would get a bunch of cheddar bay biscuits and some honey mustard sauce and dunk those bad boys in. It was delicious. Now I'm old and gay and don't do that anymore.

Do it again u piece of poo poo!!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Amicus curiae posted:

no man has ever taken me to a Red Lobster. i have failed as a woman.

:glomp:

Schlong Connery
Jan 20, 2014

Pika-Chew
Never ate the lobster there. Shrimpfest has some okay deals, but the last time i went to that was several years ago. Biscuits are love em or hate em. I do love

Schlong Connery
Jan 20, 2014

Pika-Chew

Amicus curiae posted:

no man has ever taken me to a Red Lobster. i have failed as a woman.

took my ex-gf a few times. Wanna go? Only if it's shrimp fest right now though

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Amicus curiae posted:

no man has ever taken me to a Red Lobster. i have failed as a woman.

I took my high school sweetheart to Red Lobster where I put a $7 (1983 dollars) wrist corsage on her. She threw up crustacean bits all night on my front porch.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

wesleywillis posted:

This was done by a goon IIRC. I'd swear I've been to this Red Lobster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l--BvXpaGq4

Are,you loving kidding me?

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


I use this recipe to make my own cheddar bay biscuits, it rocks and it's easy, please make biscuits too: https://www.thrillist.com/recipe/nation/cheddar-bay-biscuits-thrillist-recipes

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Crusty Nutsack posted:

I use this recipe to make my own cheddar bay biscuits, it rocks and it's easy, please make biscuits too: https://www.thrillist.com/recipe/nation/cheddar-bay-biscuits-thrillist-recipes

I'm so hungry

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