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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Wow folks, I've come a long way, and we've come a long way together! This is my 25000th post since joining this illustrious, dead gay forum in 2006 (a time when it existed in a state of living heterosexuality). So many posts, so many memories! I'm no longer the fresh faced, unprobated poster I once was. I'm a seasoned crafter of many posts... with a healthy, but not excessive rap sheet. I no longer spring into fights like a young poster, but I can still hold my own. At a time like this I find myself thinking of some of the most memorable posting events over the years...

Community Memories
- Windows 98 beating someone with a shovel
- Doobies Dog House
- Star Wars 9/11
- All the other 9/11s
- Ralp Ralp Ralp
- AATrek revealed as pedo
- Gaming: The SimCity, Dragon Age 2, and No Man's Sky threads
- The community pulling together for Lowtax's Spine
- Defeating Reddit in open warfare via Eve Online
- "The Great Toxxening" of D&D circa 2016


Personal Memories
- Getting probated for excessive zealotry in the Boobs thread (for you younger posters, that was a thread where we just posted boobs! and it was allowed!)
- Probated for mod-sassing AATrek (unfortunately another mod issued the actual probation)
- Banning myself by carelessly selecting the "Hot" tag.
- Playing horrible game for degenerate grognards "Dominions 4", with goons!
- Inviting a goon over to my place to play board games.
- Swapping DVDs with a random goon in the SA Marketplace on blind faith, and it going perfectly!
- Winning the avatar you see right now in a thread contest.
- Buying some rando with like eight posts an avatar, and then watching him suddenly start posting a bunch in character (it was a Star Trek alien) until someone told him to shut up (I assume he's dead now).


And there are probably many more, those are just a few off the top of my head. So cheers, goons! Here's to another 25,000 posts and another 13 years! What are some of your favorite forums memories?

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Profile checks out.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
That’s a lot of posts, op. I’m proud and envious of you. If I had a womb I’d likely want your babies.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Your posting hand must be super ripped dude!

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
My favorite memory is a bunch of grown adult men melting down and getting perma-banned over a Krusty picture.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I hope to one day also achieve such an illustrious posting career.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
48329 wtf have I’ve done w mylife.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
I was there.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Hold it even at 25k for a year. I dare you.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Burt Sexual posted:

48329 wtf have I’ve done w mylife.

:eyepop:

I’m at 18k. Pathetic.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
THIS IS MY 52,000th POST



BITCH!!!!!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Wow goons, slow it down. These forums don't have the speed boost.

Mister Panos
Jan 26, 2011

Wow, goongrats op.

Your fingertips must be calloused from all that posting...

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


How many of those were good posts though OP?

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
congrats op may you forever be dead and gay with the rest of us

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

Chomp8645 posted:

- Getting probated ... in the Boobs thread (for you younger posters, that was a thread where we just posted boobs! and it was allowed!)

:hfive:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm so loving angry you called Dominions 4 a horrible game

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


How do i check how many posts I've made

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Still ahead of you. But it's not a race, of course.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

How many of those were good posts though OP?

I like to think that my best posts are yet to come!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


This on my old account 20739 plus this 27639

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Sid Vicious posted:

How do i check how many posts I've made

go to your profile

then go to my profile

click teh button to message me

if you can give me an image of a pet i can love without having to take care of it, i will give you a number that might possibly be your postcount

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


That's a big number i think

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

congrats op, keep on postin'!

Booourns
Jan 20, 2004
Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!

This place really has changed, back when the OP registered they would have gotten banned for this thread lol

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Booourns posted:

This place really has changed, back when the OP registered they would have gotten banned for this thread lol

:eyepop:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Booourns posted:

This place really has changed, back when the OP registered they would have gotten banned for this thread lol

Either that or a mod would change their post count to 1.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Out of all those 25000 posts, which one would say was your best post, OP?

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Never thought I'd see the day, OP. I'm amazed!

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Hey op keep up the good work.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
healthy but not excessive describes your rapsheet and your dietary habits op

Ebeneezer Splooge
Nov 2, 2018
I have post count penis envy right now.

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse
I hope you wore good posting gloves for all those posts

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

posting to see how many posts i've maed


edit 66046 lol

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Congrats Chomp.

I'm at 24,654. So I've been right there with you my sister. Every post of the way. ...and I just want to tell you...how much...this means to your team....and me....

e: on this account.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I don't know how to look up my stats in the app so I'll just assume ive got at least 69420.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Colonel Cancer posted:

I don't know how to look up my stats in the app so I'll just assume ive got at least 69420.

You just hit 1,000,000 with this post. Congrats!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Congratulations!
I've taken the liberty of nominating you for Original Content Poster 2009( the ceremony has been delayed indefinitely)
:parrot:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Kuato posted:

That’s a lot of posts, op. I’m proud and envious of you. If I had a womb I’d likely want your babies.

I imagine those babies looking like your av, and their first words being, "I'm gay."

Anyway congrats Chomp8645, that's a lot of posts!

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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
I'm so sorry, OP

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