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Star Wars (1977) Memorable quotes Greedo: "Maclunkey, if we can do this again, and I promise you, I will...we'll do it again. I promise!" Solo: "You'll do it again?" Greedo: "I'll do it again...and you'll pay for it, like you promised!" Lungdroid: "Who do you think you are? I'll eat you up like a bug!" Solo: "No, I mean...I'm hungry." Lungdroid: "You're eating me like a bug!" Solo: "I didn't say that." Lungdroid: "Eat me!" Lungdroid: "Eat me! Eat me! I'll eat you up!" Greedo: "I am greedy! The Empire Strikes Back (1980) Memorable quotes Vader: "No. I am your father." [Chewie kisses Vader] Luke: "I know." Chewie: "I've been there. That's what it was like to be a little boy, daddy." Luke: "We are not your biological father." Chewie: "No, daddy. I'm your father. Now we fight." Chewie: "Daddy, I'm not afraid." Chewie: "I'm sorry daddy, you lost me." Luke: "Don't cry, Chewie, don't cry. This is goodbye." Chewie: "Daddy, I love you." Luke: "I know, Chewie. I know. You'll be all right." Luke: "I want you to remember, Return of the Jedi(1983) Memorable quotes The Emperor: "I'm afraid the deflector shield will not withstand our attack." Leia: "And I will not have you do that." Biggs Darklighter: "This is one of the most important battles of my life. I cannot fail." Admiral Ackbar: "The loss of Bail Organa is an immense tragedy. But you are not his equal. The Rebels will not be defeated by you. They are too strong. They are more numerous. But they are outnumbered. They must be destroyed. There is one way you can aid us in this endeavor. You must join us. You must join the Rebellion." Leia: "All right. I'll help you. But first I want to talk to General Skywalker." Biggs: "What is it, little girl? What is it? Are you pregnant?"
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Captain Picard stepped onto the bridge. "Report" Picard said out loud to his room of officers. "We have found an anomaly in space-time Captain" reported Data "this is an area of space-time distortion we have not seen before, it is the only location where we have encountered this. The spatial dimension of this area has been altered and the bridge officers are trapped. The Captain will give you access to the bridge at once to attempt to make contact." "Captain Picard, we are being attacked by three Borg vessels. They are destroying us." the captain said into his communicator. "We will return soon with the Defiant" said Lieutenant Worf as he returned to his quarters. "All hands to the bridge." Picard ordered "I want an emergency transporter built on the bridge as soon as possible. I'll be out there as well." The ship jumped to light speed, the stars lit up in red as Captain Picard stepped onto the bridge. "Report" Picard said out loud to his room of officers. "We have found an anomaly in space-time Captain" reported Data. "Good... now we will have to close it" Picard said. "I'm sorry but the problem will require us to open another temporal anomaly to repair the damage" Data explained. "But sir, that would mean an hour or two in the time dilation chamber!" complained Wesley. "Don't tell me you are afraid of time dilation, Wesley" Picard said. "I'm not scared of time dilation, but that would mean that I will have to suffer another hour of torture" Wesley said. "No, Wesley... it is an anomaly" Picard said calmly. "That doesn't mean you will be able to fix it!" Wesley said angrily. "It is a necessary precaution" Picard explained. "I know Wesley [Holy gently caress this could just be from a script] Captain Picard stepped onto the bridge. "Report" Picard said out loud to his room of officers. "We have found an anomaly in space-time Captain" reported Data. "Anomaly?" asked Picard. "Yes Captain" Data said. "We have detected the presence of a quantum singularity at this location. It appears to be moving with no apparent source." "And it is moving at the same time as the Enterprise" Picard observed. Data smiled slightly. "It is a rather complex process. As long as the anomaly remains stationary it will remain undiscovered. We will keep a close watch on it, but we will have to accept that it will remain in the same location. " "Sir" Worf responded. "We have a problem." "What problem?" asked Picard. "The singularity has a gravitational field that is increasing in intensity." Worf stated. "And the Enterprise has
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I got high high hopes for a living, so I kept going back and trying to make a difference. I had a very long-term goal of trying to make it in the military and become a police officer." After graduating from the University of Texas in the spring of 2012, he went to training at Fort Benning, Ga., and in July, he received his commission as a private first class. The next year, he graduated from the Police Academy at Fort Leonard Wood, Mo., and was assigned to the 7th Cavalry Division at Camp Lejeune, N.C. "I had a lot of confidence in the leadership I had in that platoon," he says. "It was great. They gave me great mentorship and gave me great support. When I got into that role, I thought I was really going to make it. And at first, it was the same thing with my friends, too. "It was hard, at first, to
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tha_hotstepper posted:I got high high hopes for a living, so I kept going back and trying to make a difference. I had a very long-term goal of trying to make it in the military and become a police officer." Buttigieg confirmed for CIA
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why the long face jim? dont you think you're being a little over dramatic?" "No! It's like, I just... I've been feeling really down lately." "Why are you down? It seems like you are doing so well with the girls." "Well, it's just that my mother and sister are taking after me! They're all like me and just really hot." "What, you mean the two you've gotten with?" "Yep!" "So it must have something to do with your parents?" "Nah, it's just, uh... it's just... my mother is always making me do chores and... and it makes me kind of sad and..." "Why are you sad?" "Well... I guess... I dunno. Just some deep-seated feelings that I just have to work through." "Like what?" "Oh, uh..." She
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The piss tape is used as a form of self-expression, and is generally used by people who are uncomfortable talking to the people in front of them or are nervous. People might use it in public places to tell off the people in front of them or just to show off. People might also use it in their homes to make fun of other people or make a political statement. People might also use it to piss on someone, or they might use it to do something else (like make a prank phone call). The piss tape is used by the Nazis in the movie. Fukuzawa: It was a really popular joke with us, too. Togawa: I made a new one with the American release of the movie. Togawa: In the original Japanese version, the Nazi is trying to steal the "Piss Tape" and it ends with him saying "I'll be back," but the Americans had a different ending, so that didn't make it in. The piss tape is also a very useful piece of equipment, it's a tool of torture. It's also a very useful piece of equipment. It's very powerful. This has been used as a weapon for centuries. It's a very powerful tool. It can tear people apart. In some cases the tape can even cut through clothing. In some cases the tape can even rip into skin and leave a hole, that's called an inguinal hernia.
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"Nothing personal, kid" smirked steampunk santa as he drew his fist back for a punch. "I just can't help but think you're a little overrated when it comes to your ability to think up cool things for me to buy." "Well, there you go" I shrugged and looked him over from head to toe. "That's a pretty good looking coat you have there, I can see why you would want it." "Well, I have a few reasons. First of all, it fits me so perfectly, I can't tell you how happy I am." I gave him a big smile. "Secondly, it's a rare piece of work. Most of the steampunk things I saw last year looked like they belonged in a scrap yard. They were made of junk, so why would I want one?" "It's a good question. A lot of steampunk fashion is made of garbage, but this thing is made of… well, it's made of metal,
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Finally, I have the answer to this question for interviews!quote:Here's the optimal solution to FizzBuzz: ************************* void fizzBuzz () { if ( true ) { // This does nothing } else { // This does something } } The problem with this method is that it does not actually compute the value of the boolean flag that will tell us if there is an answer to FizzBuzz. The best thing to do here is to take the best possible solution to FizzBuzz, call it, and then store it. The best solution is a function that takes in an answer to the FizzBuzz problem and returns nothing. That's the solution that is stored in a special variable called the solution. Here's the implementation: void fizzBuzz ( int x ) { if ( x == 0 ) { // Nothing } else { // FizzBuzz! } } So you can see, this function does nothing! What happens if you call this function? Well, the problem with this is that the best solution to FizzBuzz is a function of type edit: and another one! quote:What is the best answer to "what is your greatest weakness"? Answer honestly, but if you say it's you being a drama queen, you're going to be mocked, mocked, and mocked. Wow, harsh. But fair. Tinestram fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Nov 20, 2019 |
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"The name's Bond. James Bond," she said, smiling. "I'm Bond. James Bond." "James Bond, yes. Bond. What about you?" "I'm Bond," he said, taking a sip of his wine. "Good man. You're a good man. But if you want a glass of wine, I have a bottle here." He nodded, and the woman helped him with his glass. "How long have you been in the service?" "Three years," he said, taking another drink. "I have a friend who'd like you to visit him." He nodded again. "We have a house in the south of France," she said. "You're welcome to stay in Paris, I'm sure." "Thanks," he said. The woman nodded to the wine. 
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I was alone in a void for all eternity. The darkness was not there, for the stars had gone, but I was alone. For a time I was silent, but the emptiness was growing. A long time passed. I heard a loud cracking, and knew that I was near. The walls of the void began to break down. I was surrounded by darkness. I could feel that it was getting nearer. The more I struggled the more I felt myself falling deeper and deeper. I could feel myself slowing down, as if I was getting closer to nothingness. I was about to stop, but I did not do so. I knew that if I stopped it would never end, for there would be nothing left to lose. I was alone in a void. I had no reason to fear this void. It was not as bad as all those other places in the universe that I had been to. Nothing existed inside of it. It was just a dark hole
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I'm sad this one mostly produced unfunny unreadable medical or taxonomic jargon at hostpital, lost fingat, gt. gt. lostgreet, gt. lostgreetgreet, lostgreetgreet gt. lostgreetgreetgreet gt. lostgreetgreetgreet To go into a toilet, a woman must take off her outer garment (shoes, coat, etc.) and then her outer dress (shawl, kimono). This is the only way for a woman to enter a public toilet in Japan. at hostpital, lost fingat, lost fingate, lost finger, mary, mary sain, mary sainty, mary saintonge, mary sherry, mary sherry liqueur, mary tarragon, mary trinity, mary tres santos, mary tres sherry, mary tres tardon, mary tresverte, mary thai, mary thai tisay, mary tresveni, mary vinay, mead, mead tarts, meadvine, meadwood, meadwort, meadwood- at hostpital, lost fingat and fingus. The left thumb was amputated at 10 days ( ).
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and the mome raths outgrabe And the great man ses To the nymphe ses, the othre Of the nymphe ses is to the peple. And the chesse is his sheen And the nexte was his ere. And every man was in hiere In highte as the peple, The werre, and the reyn, and the gable, The wyn, the blisse, the moche, and the soun, And the wyndow, and the wode, and the weye, And every man the nexte of hem twelle The soun of the peple, the treson, and the fyne.
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First the "Cats" movie, now "Starlight Express" is slated to come to the big screen with more jaw-dropping CG effects! The Chinese movie company Huayi Brothers will be producing the movie. A source from Huayi Brothers revealed, "Our director Chen Xiaodong and star Zhang Ziyi are busy shooting and editing, but their hard work and determination will pay off when this movie comes out." "Starlight Express" follows the exploits of a group of Chinese trainee doctors who travel across America to study. According to the source, Zhang Ziyi plays one of the doctors who takes a job with an American medical team. The story line will be similar to that of the "Cats" movie, only much more impressive. Zhang Ziyi has already made her Chinese movie debut with "The Mermaid," which made more
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quote:"Why I pooped on the poop deck", by Mike Stenstrom Man, this Mike Stenstrom and his double dong implant sounds like a real piece of work  And now, a very sexual story    (by Mike Stenstrom) quote:"Do not put that dick on my face. I want to keep it inside."
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no ringers, but that just made them more valuable to me, and the other fans who followed me on Twitter. And it was my favorite one for sure. You know when you're in a bad mood? It's fun to make a fake tweet, which is something that I've done a lot. It's kind of a fun way to show that you're a little bit more fun. I just tweeted, "I just got my car back, it is now in my garage." I don't remember if I had the original one, I was just playing around. I had a white one, because it was the right color. That was my first car, so I had to put on my helmet and go to the garage to get my car. I got there and I looked at it and it was just the right color. I was like, "What the gently caress 
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Top 10 Singles of May 2021: 1. Rolly Tom and his Merry Jumble - "Poseidon's Caress" 2. Babwich Tenderpaw's Hustlin' Bustle - "Takes Two to Van-gogh" 3. Shady Horny Boys - "I Can't Touch This" 4. Elegant Pimps & Slutty Snitches - "I Feel Love" 5. DJ Dope and His Jumpsuit Squad - "Pimps On Main Street" 6. Chantal Haney's Jive Asses - "Get Me The gently caress Outta Here" 7. Cocksucker Blues - "If You Say That, I'll loving Die" 8. Kinky Boots and His Flamboyant Lovers - "Come Get Your Cock" 9. Hot Chocolate Pim
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Shut up, idiot. Frank Sinatra was popular 100 years ago. They've made better music since then. And furthermore, rape, domestic violence, stalking, childhood abandonment, emotional and physical abuse are all real problems that millions of people face. They aren't nice, polite problems to have. People who claim that people who suffer from these problems are overly sensitive or incapable are assholes. And they're also bigots. edit: Obviously I've misunderstood the sentence, but I don't think most people are naive. People who live with the real world are constantly being told that something they have done is "not okay", yet they continue to do it. I just read an interview with a woman who was raped by a man who she thought was dating her. She kept seeing him after the assault, and yet all she could think about was not being able to get pregnant by him.
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Mozi posted:5. DJ Dope and His Jumpsuit Squad - "Pimps On Main Street" I googled it, but no results found for "dj dope and his jumpsuit squad". considering how many real email addresses and names this thing spits out I was extremely disappointed here. No results found for "dj dope and his jumpsuit squad". Results for dj dope and his jumpsuit squad (without quotes): 1. move hustler -unsung heroes 3:22 2. chiilobunny -albany spade 3:26 3. GIANT - present era 4:44 4. flox0rz - unruly {matt} 2:56 5. pitchfork - w/ me 5:02 6. dark genetic - six {laurent c} 5:27 7. rhythmic dreamers - opus 177 2:00 8. manosphere - malediction 4:40 9. masterful - curse of favelas 2:55 10. mgs - months 3:54 11. DYD - turn that poo poo up {shjrwst} 5:23 12. cheesey cowboys - z No results found for "dj dope and his jumpsuit squad". Results for dj dope and his jumpsuit squad (without quotes): mikal tim-watson - finnrich paul - tim hollan-varley - paul anthony - paul cuthbert - matthews - paul guss - weston brennan - joni - paul s-an - lindsay - joe - stephanie - joe zeffiro - sam - matt stiles - walker - robert columbo - wendy - holmes - ferris riley - leslie piersanti - nick - adrian - george - michael - brian - droopy black - mercedes - carl stewart - nico - jakes - tim - john sonniemi - john budges - jack - brian bork - jake - jim Chafey fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Nov 21, 2019 |
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2019 Best Merkins: 1. Fuzzy Magoo (extra wide) 2. Go Go (3-point 4 way) 3. Wishbone (handles + 1/2" wide) 4. Camto Glow (holsters) 5. Watermelon (holsters) 6. Watermelon (handles + 1/2" wide) 7. Snow Crystal (helmet) 8. Wylde Wasp (helmet) TESTING 1: Blucasco over Polar Fleece flannel , loved this until it started losing its shape, but it fit me perfectly and stayed on through 3+ matches. I used a large snap-on zip closure for the neck, but I still prefer the original nose lace style. MAC's Rock & Pretty line is fun to review. I tend to think of these as the best in layering
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Last weekend, Regional High School performed the play "How To Fart". The star performer Jared Pullman was fabulous in his role as Drew MacFarlane, who was an inventor who invented one of the big fart noises in the production. The show's opening is replete with the sort of expressionless sincerity so-prevalent in fiction. Then fart noises are introduced - disembodied combustion and squeaking in the background. A car drives by. "Another foul remark!" says Macklin, after one, so the sound of her son's gas guzzling truck draggin' its "tongue" down to - cluck, cluck. Next comes Jared's presser to haggle over a business deal with corporate types, and next is the supply squad doing their best impression of "One-Eyed Willie"
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2019 Best Merkins: 1. Fuzzy Magoo (extra wide) 2. Marshmallow (extra wide) 3. Pammy the Monkey (taller) 4. Vanilla (medium) 5. Bearded Dragon (medium) 6. Rose Blooms (medium) 7. Charon (extra tall) 8. Cock of the Rock (medium) 9. Fizzling Ashes (extra wide) 10. Newbie (extra wide) 11. Round Table (extra wide) 12. Queens of Darkness (taller) 13. Believo (extra wide) 14. Little Red (extra wide) 15. Greener Pastures (taller) 16. Tomboy (extra wide) 17. Hermes (taller) 18. Lady Sally (taller) 19. When the Apocalypse Comes (taller)
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quote:Shitr is an innovative new startup that provides poo poo and pee pee as a service. They do it with tracking beacon technologies to allow clients to access the service anywhere in the world. This little platform can connect to the Internet with web browser (for location), mobile device (for location), and a mobile app (for location). When a person isn't using the poop poo and pee pee service their device doesn't update their location data. When a person is using the poop poo and pee pee service their device will update their location data. That means people can poop and pee anywhere from San Francisco to Brazil. This is only the beginning as Shitr plans to develop a smart poop poo and pee pee sensors so that clients can poop and pee anywhere in the world, indoors or outdoors. It will be a big change from the ways we poop and pee already as we use Internet connected devices to locate our poo and pee
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Hey, fuckface!" yelled Michael as he watched the six horses tackle him and shoved him into the concrete. The plastic tubes in their feet and hooves punched a hole in the concrete as each horse ran forward in pursuit. They chased after Michael, whipping him with their rear hooves as he bounced up and down. He tried to kick one in the stomach but it flew away, spinning along the concrete floor. Another horse came toward him, tackling him into the floor with its left rear foot. The screaming riders dropped to their sides as a third horse charged, its hooves scrabbling the floor and pounding his head into the concrete. A small white chair flew out from under his feet. Michael bit into the concrete, crushing bone into gravel. He was having a hard time breathing. He heard an icy sound, metal clanking against the concrete. He realized he was still alive. The horses stopped
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Snail with human titties Aquarium Fish with Human Tits Oneshot lovely Devilfish w/ Shark's Tongue The Master's Brass Helmet w/ Tits Lightning Strike with Tits of Fire Elemental Perverted Lord Deathfist w/ Ray Gun Eye Rays Water Gunning of a Flaming Wyvern Monster of Dungeon w/ Eggs Monster of Dungeon w/ Phantom Monster of Dungeon w/ Rooster Slender Skull Gag 3 Heavy Aqua Axe w/ Cheetos Grey Creeper Gag 3 Paralyzer Mechs Monster of Dungeon w/ Dildo Monster of Dungeon w/ Elephant Monster of Dungeon w/ Goose Monster of Dungeon w/ Gorilla Monster of Dungeon w/ Gorilla with Imp Monster of Dungeon
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How to "pull a fast one" on the parking attendant: "Oh, can you let us get back in here, ma'am? The taxicabs are here to pick us up." Parking lot attendant: "You are clearly an old lady… please get back in here." "Nice one." 3. Compromise with the manager I couldn't understand why this man was always making excuses to get out of paying parking fees. He literally was begging for money to leave his job and retire early. His arrogance never seemed to end and he was always giving excuses as to why he couldn't pay. Parking attendant: "I don't have the foggiest idea why we're being charged a $20 fee to park here." Manager: "I was in here getting some change and I saw you broke my movie-the
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I tried getting it to write Garfield Erotica. Garfield flashed John Arbuckle his bedroom eyes, leaned in close, and whispered "kiss me."Each time, Arbuckle's mouth opened a little wider and he murmured, "please." With his hands knotted together on Arbuckle's chest and his knees pressed against his stomach, Garfield hosed him harder and faster, until Arbuckle's thick, semen-drenched cockhead poked through his boxers. Garfield moaned from the dazed bliss of the experience, and once the penis disappeared, he sat back on his knees with his crotch firmly spread. "That was really great," Arbuckle said, when Garfield approached him again. "Were you... would you like to gently caress me again?" Garfield nodded slowly, his mouth curling into a smile. "Of course." He leaned back into Arbuckle, who stood right in front of him, their tongues entwined. Garfield bit down Garfield flashed John Arbuckle his bedroom eyes, leaned in close, and whispered "kiss me." They did. It was totally hot, because that's what it feels like. Finally, the camera panned up and a large reflection in the window confirmed, "Yes, those are real moon rocks we're talking about." It turned out they were mine and to put it simply, I absolutely love them. They're an undeniable asset. As the older brother, I often cringed whenever I walked past the outdoor bar where they were, as if their presence was somehow giving me license to do things that I really should not. Jupiter is an intriguing planet because it has almost twice as much mass as the Earth, yet has less than half its surface. And although it's beautiful, it has no scientific interest. In fact, it is a keystone planet in an outer Solar System that is,
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Good thing the actual lyrics stop at 4: 1 - You lock the target 2 - You bait the line 3 - You slowly spread the net, and 4 - You catch the man 5 - When the bait is sprung, you are... 6 - O.K. 7 - Awesome. In "Mad Men," Peggy Olson is the CEO of Bert Cooper's (Don Draper) firm. She is appalled by what Don is doing, and is looking to make it up to him. Bert Cooper is a saloon owner from "Burnt Offerings" . He can smell the sinister agenda behind Don's dinner invitation to Peggy: Okay, so this isn't a phone call. It's a whisper, a thank you. Don has given her a present, a beer (he tries to get through to her like an idiot, but he doesn't get to). She kisses him, and the
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quote:Some of those that work forces are the same that burn vernal pools, they will convert it to volcanic magma that drives the vents. quote:Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
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The United States exports terror -- to America, to the world. From Guantanamo Bay to the Balkans to Iraq to Afghanistan to Pakistan to Yemen and beyond, the United States gives Muslim terrorists an incredible amount of weaponry and training. Here in America, Islamists are training their terrorist recruits inside and outside the United States -- from Newburgh, NY to Pakistan and Afghanistan -- all in the name of "freedom" and "liberty." The United States has already lost -- long ago -- its moral standing around the world. If the rest of the world knows what America is really about, they will know that the U.S. -- the country that made them slaves -- is no friend of freedom, and a clear and present danger to peace and security.
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A list of fake star wars movies: 1) Jedi vs. Sith 2) Vader's Castle 3) Jedis Fly Over Halfway Planet 4) Droid Ranch 5) Vaders Wookiee Nation 6) More Luke vs Vader 7) Escape Pod Recruiting HQ 8) Princess Leia Fights Slave Leia 9) Bespin Flight Compound 10) Death Star Arrives at Cymoon 1 11) Storm Troopers 12) Princess Leia Fights More Stormtroopers 13) Tusken Raiders Attack 14) C3PO and R2 build Resistance Ships 15) Jawas battle More Jawas 16) Star Destroyers U-Turn Their Ships 17) End of the Saga, Part 1 18) End of the Saga, Part 2
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"Extra! Extra! Jesus Christ has risen from the dead! Read all about it!" Later, after the mass at St. Patrick's Cathedral, a television reporter jumped up and down in front of the crowd, exclaiming, "Holy loving poo poo!" Just after midnight, protesters were seen outside the entrance of the cathedral singing the Roman Catholic hymn "Amazing Grace" on the organ while singing "I Am A Man." Several well-known LGBT activists were among those present at the protest, including actor Kevin Spacey and comedian Andrew Rannells.
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Knight Rider, Season 4, Episode 8 synopsis: A closed circuit is leaked to the public showing Michael Knight engaging in a sexual act with KITT's tailpipe, disguised as gas. While NILBIT is stunned, Michael has no idea that her existence is about to be exposed and who is responsible for the leakage. By the end of the episode, Knight is with KITT in his giant airship Blade Runner , which is standing on the roof of the California Science Center. The Facts Of Life, Season 2, Episode 6 synopsis: With Tootie's grades suffering, she engages in a key romantic liaison with the boy next door, Brendon Urie, a skinny and meek but brilliant soccer player who's every bit as compassionate as he is talented. Oftentimes, young people are told that they must overcome something in their lives to thrive, but this cannot be the case for Tootie. After a re-awakening on campus, she encounters a peaceful world full of hope and fun— and as Tootie's romance continues, Brendon's mentor, Bobby King, reasserts his role as the most powerful father figure in Oundle High's history." Voyagers!, Season 3, Episode 9 synopsis: Trapped in the 12th century, Bogg is revealed to have an incredibly high libido. Voyagers!, Season 2, Episode 7 synopsis: In ancient Rome, Jeffery is led away by mercenaries to serve as a slave for the Palatine, a wealthy and powerful Roman noble. During his year-long imprisonment, he has a change of heart and steals an array of weapons, from deadly bladed daggers to shocking bronze staves. Desperate to save himself and his homeland, he leads a revolt against his captors, leading to a tragic downfall. In VOYAGER, that moment is reinforced as one of the episode's special effects demonstrates how seemingly ordinary objects can alter the course of history.
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quote:Donald Trump's online post history revealed
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Paladinus posted:Every morning I wake up and open palm slam my way into the shower to get the first shower of the day and make sure my teeth are nice and clean. After I've had my breakfast, I do the same for my lunch, and I do my hair before I go to work. I then go home and do my makeup. Then I shower up and put on my pajamas, turn off the lights, and go to bed.
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TONGUE-PUNCH THE FART-BOX! THAT'S TOO MUCH TO TRY! ARGHHHHHHH. GRUDGE. You get out there, you bite off a piece of the Other Guy's genitals and the crew is scared shitless. All the while, the zombie-on-zombie is fighting off the infection. You begin to wonder how you survived with your weak poo-combat skills? Well, here's your answer: the Browncoat used a jagged toothpick. Usually, it's used to stab—in this case, it was, ironically enough, used as a toothpick, to stab his own leg. Why is this important? Well, that's because the Other Guy could not stay alive, and thus, his poo was becoming infected. Of course, the jagged toothpick was only inserted.
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Eat The Rich posted:Captain Picard: Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. But he did kill his career, and his life. holy poo poo lmao
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If you eat a lot of PF Chang's, you will find your feces growing to ____ inches long. (You can see a video of this here.) Update: PF Chang's has confirmed that this is actually true. It has also taken out a previous ad telling their customers that feces are not part of their recipes. This ad is now censored from their site. I guess that if you get caught eating the national chinese food in your local grocery store, you will be asked to leave. To find out if you are allergic to food with certain ingredients, go here. #5. San Francisco Saloon Tries to Start Their Own Urine Festival Around the turn of the century, a rumor began to spread that San Francisco could have its own World's Fair. The thrashcore Jazz quartet "Murder by Turds" released their debut album to rave reviews. They established a niche by incorporating some 80s noise metal riffage with a heavy show of hard rock chops. Blackwork Records came knocking on the band's door in 1994, offering the green light to record their second album in Los Angeles. The record became known for its dark and nocturnal sound. Hetfield says the title track "Blackwork" is a reference to mechanized labor. Murder by Turds are from Murfreesboro, TN and play thrashcore with a heavy show of hard rock chops. Their lineup of vocalist/guitarist Ethan Corsen, drummer Bob Hillenbrand, and bassist Rick Carney has been a constant presence at the music festivals that C3HA has played over the years.
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