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There's no DNA evidence to be found at the scene, sir. It was here...just a minute ago. Someone ate it, sir.
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The serial killer was here. Unfortunately that was two minutes ago so all the corpses already dissolved.
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Nov 9, 2019 20:39
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Oh poo poo quick photograph the wall right now!! The bullet holes are disappearing one by one! Must be another shooting happening somewhere
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Nov 9, 2019 20:54
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*finds a bottle full of strange red liquid on scene, drinks it*
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Nov 9, 2019 20:54
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*jokingly hops out of elevator going up to crime scene and manages to get crushed by it after calling it back down*
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Nov 9, 2019 20:58
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There were 5 murders committed within the span of 10 minutes all across the land - distances of hundreds of kilometres. We believe the suspect might have access to Fast Travelling - if you encounter them, throw something at them immediately to initiate combat. They can't use Fast Travel when in combat.
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Nov 9, 2019 23:06
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LOOK AT Body Of A Dead Woman Oof, that looks nasty. TALK TO Body Of A Dead Woman Hullo? Miss? Yeah, she's dead. PUSH Non-Responsive Body Of A Dead Woman I don't want to get my hands bloody. PICK UP Non-Responsive Body Of A Dead Woman That's not gonna fit in my pack. USE Rubber Chicken With A Pulley In The Middle ON Non-Responsive Body Of A Dead Woman Perfect! Now I can get to the other side of the crime scene! USE Non-Responsive Body Of A Dead Woman Holding A Chicken With A Pulley In The Middle Good thing this rigor mortis gave her such a strong grip! Songbearer fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Nov 10, 2019 |
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Nov 10, 2019 00:53
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*engages in a wry back and forth with the recently deceased as the onlookers stare with a horrified expression*
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Nov 10, 2019 00:58
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*prepares to move deceased to body bag, but accidentally grabs on by the wrist and comically flops him around everywhere trying to wedge him in*
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Nov 10, 2019 00:59
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"Blunt force trauma to the crown of skull" "Are these depressions, boot prints?"
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Seems the victim managed to hurt the murder, so the murderer stood in place for 16 hours while his wounds healed before going into the husband's bedroom to kill him. After another 16 hour wait, he went into the childrens' rooms and did them in. The sick bastard left 500 wheels of cheese all around the house and stole everything that weighed <1 pound. *smokes cigarette* This son of a bitch won't get away. Once we catch him, we'll charge him the harshest sentence possible: a night in the prison after we strip him and furnish him with a single lockpick, alongside a $1000 fine for each victim.
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