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It seems like most friend groups I meet have some variation or another. "That's what she said" (Wayne's World/The Office) "Title of your sex tape" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) "That's what they called me in high school" (I've seen it on social media, not sure if it's from something) The one I have with my friends is when someone says an unusual phrase that could be taken out of context, I'll say "That's the name of my [genre] band", or "Oh yeah, that's that new [famous musician] album." For example, if my friend says "I ate too much Mexican food and now I've got the taco shits", my response might be "Incidentally, The Taco Shits is the name of my early 80s San Diego crust punk band."
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Nov 10, 2019 02:14
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Rifftrax has their "Golden Corral's new slogan" thing.
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Nov 10, 2019 02:43
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OP is my porn name
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Nov 13, 2019 02:09
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My wife and I do "That was my/your nickname in high school."
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Nov 13, 2019 06:56
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my family were discussing taxi services and we got to the expended holiday rates and without thinking I said "your momma's on a holiday rate" which was funnier than I intended.
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Nov 13, 2019 07:28
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I've been hitting "that was my nickname in high school" pretty hard. All the better if I'm saying it to people I went to high school with. "It's kinda romantic if you think about it" has also come to mind a lot. Playing a lot of Dead By Daylight and can't stop saying it. "Michael Meyers will not stop stabbing me and taking my body to the basement." "... kind of romantic if you think about it."
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Nov 13, 2019 20:15
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Local favorite: “Turn on your monitor.”
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Nov 13, 2019 20:35
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You're a [blank] Especially when it's completely nonsensical "That's a cool looking tree" "you're a tree"
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Nov 14, 2019 00:30
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"Have you got X?" "No, it's just the way my trousers hang."
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Nov 14, 2019 13:46
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"That's what she denies saying."
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Nov 14, 2019 17:40
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I’m doing x right now was one I like but nobody seems to like it but me. Also, that was my name when I was a pro wrestler.
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Nov 14, 2019 18:05
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I like "____? I barely knew her!" a lot
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Nov 15, 2019 03:25
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Libandano Urfam posted:I like "____? I barely knew her!" a lot My man 
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Nov 15, 2019 17:35
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Bonk posted:The one I have with my friends is when someone says an unusual phrase that could be taken out of context, I'll say "That's the name of my [genre] band", or "Oh yeah, that's that new [famous musician] album." For example, if my friend says "I ate too much Mexican food and now I've got the taco shits", my response might be "Incidentally, The Taco Shits is the name of my early 80s San Diego crust punk band." Dave Barry adored this and eventually "would be a good name for a rock band" got shortened to wbagnfarb
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Nov 15, 2019 18:10
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I say that something “is my favorite Tom Waits song”. It’s incredibly versatile.
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Nov 15, 2019 21:18
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Every time I hear the word "rectum," which occurs almost on a daily basis, I can't not hear my dad saying "Rectum? drat near killed him!" I think it's from an episode of M*A*S*H, or some other old dumb show
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Nov 18, 2019 16:41
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In 2002 my friends and I spent five weeks backpacking around Europe and constantly following up each other's sentences with "<random word from sentence>? That's our word of the day!" Totally stolen from that Simpson's episode.
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Nov 19, 2019 00:54
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I don't get to use it very often, but I like "That's the subject of my TED talk"/"Thanks for coming to my TED talk."
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Nov 19, 2019 03:53
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*sentence includes a number* That's Numberwang!
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Nov 19, 2019 11:20
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The Bloop posted:You're a [blank] That does leave you open for the Your mom's a tree counter though.
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Nov 19, 2019 17:54
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"Y'know that was my nickname back in highschool". The more nonsensical, the better.
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Nov 19, 2019 22:21
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Kinda in this vein, I think: If we're watching tv or overhear something either entirely nonsensical or in a foreign language I don't understand, I'll turn to my husband and deadpan "Y'know, I was just saying that to my [boss/mom/coworker] the other day!" If I hear some music like death metal or harsh industrial or gangsta rap, I'll look doe-eyed and wistful and say "ahhh, I remember when mom used to sing this to me to get me to sleep."
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Dec 3, 2019 05:36
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The Bloop posted:You're a [blank] This is the standard one in my home also [Something Something] Your BUTT 
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Dec 3, 2019 10:17
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"... as the actress said to the Bishop"
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Dec 3, 2019 16:06
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The Bloop posted:You're a [blank] A friend of mine and I do this. Also the variation "Pass the wasabi" "Your face is a wasabi"
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Dec 3, 2019 16:11
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Bonk posted:It seems like most friend groups I meet have some variation or another. thats what i said. but you say it because you are clueless about the joke
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Dec 3, 2019 21:11
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I tend to use "that's no good; that'll ruin a planet" whenever something goes wrong. It's funnier for trivial things. (burns the toast at breakfast) "That's no good; that'll ruin a planet."
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Dec 4, 2019 07:41
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One of my co-workers says "maybe to you" anytime someone says "that's what she said" for something that could be construed negatively and "not to you" anytime it's something positive. So like, at a restaurant: A: The serving isn't very big. B: That's what she said. A: Maybe to you. A: This sausage is almost too big. B: That's what she said. A: Not to you.
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Dec 4, 2019 08:03
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stereobreadsticks posted:One of my co-workers says "maybe to you" anytime someone says "that's what she said" for something that could be construed negatively and "not to you" anytime it's something positive. So like, at a restaurant: As someone who works in BOH for restaurants, where "that's what she said" is a common refrain, I am totally filing this one away, thank you.
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Dec 4, 2019 15:18
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One that's been in my family for awhile is that's how people get shot There was a time back in my late middle school or early high school days when my sister was joke-threatening me with a knife or something like that, and my dad said in a very earnest tone, "hey, you know, that's how people get shot." I assume he was referencing one of those news stories about kids screwing around with a loaded weapon and one of them taking a bullet to the head, and he was trying to convey that joking around with something dangerous isn't worth risk of somebody getting hurt. Good sentiment, hilarious delivery. To this day, my sister drops that line when someone is being careless.
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Dec 6, 2019 21:22
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NLJP posted:"... as the actress said to the Bishop" "As the priest said to the nun" has gotten some giggles before.
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Dec 6, 2019 22:27
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I was literally just checking up on replies itt while my husband is working on a video-hacking project involving porn (I can explain if anyone cares). Anyways, the phrase "glitchy tits" came up, and we simultaneously blurted: Him: "that's the name of my new noise project" Me: "that's my new SA username" 
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LargeHadron posted:One that's been in my family for awhile is that's how people get shot In a more specific vein I'm very fond of "not with that attitude".
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